1. Jackmerius Tacktheritrix – The complete absurdity of the name, combined with Key’s hair and the exact way he says it, makes this my #1 for the East.
2. J’Dinkalage Morgoone – This name is one of the weirder ones, and the accent really does it here. University of South Flerrrrda.
3. D’Jasper Probincrux III – The lisp just does it for me.
4. D’Isiah T. Billings-Clyde – The way he sort of mumble-whispers it and especially the held-out “clyyyde” make it hilarious.
5. Javaris Jamar Javarison Lamar – The jarring, very Southern accent is what makes it hilarious.
6. L’Carpetron Dookmarriot – Like D’Isiah, the way he keeps his voice at a low whisper is pretty funny. He also just seems in awe at the whole thing.
7. Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon – Hair, shades, name. Also, California University…of Pennsylvania. Still, not delivered quite as funny as the others.
8. T’Variusness King – Probably a little weird to be this high, but I like how all the early mentions, to set up the joke, seem kind of uninterested in the whole thing. T’Variusness is the first with an actually funny name though.
9. Hingle McCringleberry – I just love how Key seems to be a cross between really pissed and really determined.
10. Davoin Shower-Handel – I’ve got to give it up for the name “shower handle.” Also the way Peele puts emphasis on the “SHOWER” and says it all with grim concentration makes it pretty funny.
11. Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz – Again, Peele is a cross between awed and deep in concentration, and I kinda like the name.
12. D’Squarius Green Jr. – I like the name, and the way Key says “University, of Notre Dame.”
13. Ibrahim Moizoos – The tactic of grim concentration while saying a stupid name kind of falls flat here, as this name’s relatively ordinary-seeming and not too goofy.
14. D’Marcus Williums – The random vowel change in Williams is kind of funny, and the just very bored delivery kind of makes me laugh, but overall this is the name that wasn’t meant to be funny.
15. Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace – See Ibrahim Moizoos’s explanation. And here the delivery just doesn’t work.
16. T.J. Juckson – See D’Marcus Williums’s explanation. Except it’s even less funny.