here name was lucy
lucy had swag
i also have swag but lucy has more
i love me some swag
swag swag swaggity swaggy
anyways she was real cool
she asked me one day if i wanted a kiss
i sayed yes
she threw a hersheys kiss at me
i went home and cried
the next day she asked me if she could kiss me
and i sayed no cuz she was gonna throw a hershey at me again
then she laughed and ated a wendys bacon cheeseburger™
she came to me tomorrow and sayed 'come to my house well date'
i was so happy for date
so i dated and went there
when i got there she sayed to me 'its ok i love you'
then i laughed and she kised me
then stacy hillman the biggestest bully ever came in and she sayed
'wtf you booger get off of my friend'
i sayed to her 'lucy is my friend three'
'no excuse you she is my bff you have no right to even touch her lips lik that you psychopth like wtf why are you abusment her like that i wont except your harass on her anymore i am calling dem i am callin 911'
i cried and raned
'hello 911 hello i want to report a psykopath bully rapist monster who is stupid'
tyhe next day i wented to meet lucy again
she telled me 'its ok meet me tonight under the big willow tree and i will kiss u'
and that nite i went to the willow tree
and i wated
but she didnt come