HERE WE GO
Commander Shepard- The Guy Who Makes Lots Of Key Choices
Steve Novak- The Awkward White NBA Player
Jack Sparrow- The Pirate
Michaelangelo- The Fun Ninja Turtle
Anne Hathaway- The Actress Everyone Hates For Some Reason
Princess Leia- The One With The Buns... In Her Hair, That Is
Beyonce- Jay-Z's Wife
Martin Luther King Jr.- The Civil Rights Dude
Carter Williams- The INV Spicolli
Seth Rogan- The Same Character In Every Movie
Satan- The Bad Guy
Ursula- The Villain From The Little Mermaid
Yoko Ohno- The One Who Is Very Bad At Singing Yet Is Famous Because She Was Married To John Lennon
Maeby Funke- The Rebel
Mrs. JER- Julian's Lovely Wife
The male Soggys, Mikey, Shepard, Steve, and Jack, all form an alpha-alliance. Anne hears of this, and tries to form a counter-alliance with the girls, who all laugh at her and ignore her offer.
On Kabong, Maeby, Carter, and Seth form a young people's alliance, which Yoko joins without asking. They want to vote the overbearing Mrs. JER out. Meanwhile, MLK, realizing those four are a threat, makes a deal with Satan and starts to lead a charge against Carter, who he assumes is racist cuz he's from Kentucky or wherever. The vote ends up tied, and Mrs. JER wins the tiebreaker challenge- Saying stuff on-camera.
On Soggy, Anne continuously tries to tell her female tribemates about the alpha-alliance, only making them want Anne out more and more. Mary does nothing of interest. Beyonce and Leia compare their buns. Steve tries to fit in with the cool kids, Mikey, Shepard, and Jack, but fails.
On Kabong, Yoko decides that she wants to be an old person again, as the young people are down in numbers. Seth makes a lot of jokes, convincing the old people to keep him over Maeby.
TC 1- Kabong
Carter- 4 (MLK, Mrs. JER, Satan, Ursula)
Mrs. JER- 4 (Yoko, Maeby, Seth, Carter)
No past votes.
Carter loses tiebreaker.
TC 2- Kabong
Maeby- 5 (Mrs. JER, Satan, MLK, Ursula, Yoko)
Ursula- 2 (Maeby, Seth)
TC 3- Kabong
Mrs. JER- 3
TC 4- Kabong
TC 5- Kabong
TC 6- Soggy
TC 7- Rattata (Jack immune)
TC 8- Rattata (Beyonce immune)
MLK goes due to past votes.
TC 9- Rattata (Ursula immune)
TC 10- Rattata (Leia immune)
TC 11- Rattata (Mikey immune)
TC 12- Rattata (Anne immune)
TC 13- Rattata (Ursula immune)
TC 14- Rattata (Anne immune)
Anne brings Ursula to the finals.