round eight

Merged Tribes (12)Edit

The Redskin Killers 

Denise Stapley (Phillippines)- The Sex Therapist

Dan Barry (Panama)- The Astro-PALE PALE PALE

Christina Cha (One World)- The Doormat

Rory Freeman (Vanuatu)- The Guy on the Auction Block (250th)

Jean-Robert Bellande (China)- The Frenchman

Trish Dunn (Pearl Islands)- Fairplay's First Lieutenant


Eddie Fox

Ruth-Marie Milliman

Joanna Ward

Oh No It's The Bomb Squad! (Idol Available)

Amanda Kimmel (China, Micronesia, Heroes vs. Villains)- The Dead Eyes

Hope Driskill (Caramoan)- The Irrelevantest Irrelevant Caramoan Blonde

Tracy Hughes-Wolf (Micronesia)- The Minor Badass of Micro (249th)

Kelly Shinn (Nicaragua)- Purple Kelly

Julia Landauer (Caramoan)- Vanilla

Mary Sartain (Micronesia)- Who?


Ciera Eastin

Chet Welch

Jerri Manthey

BLU Milk 

Caleb Bankston (Blood vs. Water)- The Gay Good Ol' Boy

Spencer Duhm (Tocantins)- The Awkward Gay Kid (248th)

Stephanie Valencia (Redemption Island)- Russell's Bi- Girl

Cecilia Mansilla (Cook Islands)- The One I Recall Nothing Of

Sydney Wheeler (Tocantins)- Inarguably The Hottest Girl In Survivor History

Tanya Vance (Thailand)- The One John Tried To Snuggle Up To Too Much


Penny Ramsey

Chad Crittenden

Ramona Gray


Teresa Cooper (Africa)- T-Bird (247th)

Kim Powers (Africa)- The Girl... Who's Married To Alex Bell Now

Bill Posley (One World)- The Bad Comedian

Fabio Birza (Nicaragua)- The Goofy Bro Who Won Somehow

Kat Edorsson (One World, Blood vs. Water)- The Top-Heavy One

Diane Ogden (Africa)- The One Who's Nothing Like Clarence's Mother

Jeremiah Wood (Cagayan)- The Secret Model


Zoe Zanidakis

Ryan Shoulders

Leaky Lake Marijuana Lake Leak Lake (IDOL AVAILABLE)

Tyrone Davis (Nicaragua)- The Abrasive Firefighter

Alex Bell (Amazon)- The Popular Triathlete

Bobby Jon Drinkard (Palau, Guatemala)- The Insane Southern Gentleman

Ashley Underwood (Redemption Island)- The Girl Who Somehow Almost Won A Season

Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien (Marquesas)- The OG Badass Mom (246th)

Roxy Morris (Phillipines)- The Chick Who Spoke In Tongues

Morgan McDevitt (Guatemala)- The Fricken MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT


Dawn Meehan

LJ McKansas

Bland Diversity

Shambo Waters (Samoa)- The Chicken Whisperer

Sarah Lacina (Cagayan)- The Cop Who Took A Power Trip

Artis Silvester (Phillippines)- The Disapproving One

Joel Anderson (Micronesia)- The Bulldozer (245th)

Katie Collins (Blood vs. Water)- Tina's Wonderful Daughter

Mike Holloway (Worlds Apart)- The Hard-Working Texan [IDOL]

Sandy Burgin (Tocantins)- The Weird Bus Driver Lady


Jane Bright

Danni Boatwright

The OTT Initiative

Jefra Bland (Cagayan)- The One Who Isn't Pooping

Rob Cesternino (Amazon, All Stars)- The Podcaster

Clarence Black (Africa)- The Bean Thief

Jenna Morasca (Amazon, All Stars)- The Model Who Bullied A Deaf Girl [IDOL]

Sean Kenniff (Borneo)- The ABC Doctor

Sonja Christopher (Borneo)- The First First Out

Clay Jordan (Thailand)- The Sexist, Racist Dwarf (244th)


Erinn Lobdell

Sarah Jones


Kelly Bruno (Nicaragua)- The Girl With The Audacity To Have A Prosthetic Leg

Debbie Beebe (Tocantins)- BUBBLESSSSSS!!!! (243rd)

Alina Wilson (Nicaragua)- The Dirt Squirrel

John Cody (Blood vs. Water)- Captain America

Carter Williams (Phillippines)- The Surfer Bro Dude Bro

Ashley Trainer (Samoa)- The One With The Pink Muumuu

Kel Gleason (Australia)- The Jerky Smuggler


Missy Payne

Robb Zbacnik

The Oscars of Freedom

Sherri Biethman (Caramoan)- Sandra Bullock

Shane Powers (Panama)- The Psycho Spaz Boy

Peih-Gee Law (China)- The Awesome Asian Chick

Ted Rogers, Jr. (Thailand)- The Rapist

Brad Virata (Cook Islands)- The Nancy Boy (242nd)

Mitchell Olson (Australia)- The Absurdly Tall Musician

Sundra Oakley (Cook Islands)- The Aitu Four Member Who Was There


Jenny Guzon-Bae

Briana Varela

The Tribe Formerly Known As Skins (IDOL AVAILABLE)

Twila Tanner (Vanuatu)- The Blunt Lady

Colton Cumbie (One World, Blood vs. Water)- The Gay Republican

Kimmi Kappenberg (Australia)- The Loud Long Islander

Sarita White (Redemption Island)- The One They Kept David Over(????)

Nick Brown (Australia)- The Lazy Harvard Student

Rodney Lavoie Jr. (Worlds Apart)- The Boston Pahty Guy  (241st)

Cassandra Franklin (Fiji)- The Underrated Older Lady


Sugar Kiper

Cao Boi Bui

The Smash Kings 

Kelly Wiglesworth (Borneo)- The Rafting Persona Queen

Allie Pohevitz (Caramoan)- The Cool Kid Fan (240th)

Becky Lee (Cook Islands)- Yul's Boringer Ally

Andrew Savage (Pearl Islands)- The Leadery Leader

Katie Hanson (Phillippines)- Sunny's Fave [IDOL]

Dolly Neely (Vanuatu)- The Indecisive Goat Farmer

Matthew von Ertfelda (Amazon)- The Cweepy Guy


Michael Snow

Rafe Judkins

The Mathletez 

Dan Lembo (Nicaragua)- The Rich Guy Who Doesn't Give A Fuck

Holly Hoffman (Nicaragua)- The Lady Who Ruined Dan's Shoes

Lisa Whelchel (Philippines)- The Mad Religious Former Child Star

Stacey Powell (South Pacific)- The Mushmouthed Mortician [IDOL] (239th)

Michelle Tesauro (Pearl Islands)- The Hot Librarian

Susie Smith (Gabon)- The Lady Who Somehow Almost Won Survivor Once

Carolina Eastwood (Tocantins)- The Bossy One Who Was Engaged To David Murphy


Jaison Robinson

Zane Knight

8-Person Tribes (5)Edit

Sook Jai

Sherea Lloyd (China)- The IDK Bitchy One?

Kelly Goldsmith (Africa)- The Snarky College Girl

Ozzy Lusth (Cook Islands, Micronesia, South Pacific)- The Cocky Challenge God

Alec Christy (San Juan Del Sur)- The Meat Collector

Jessie Camacho (Africa)- The Most Popular Contestant Ever

Blake Towsley (Guatemala)- The Golden Boy

Sue Hawk (Borneo, All Stars)- The Redneck Trucker Lady

Mike Skupin (Australia, Phillippines)- The Guy Who Hurts Himself A Lot

The Fucking Final Team

Jaime Dugan (China)- The Unintentional Villain

Danielle DiLorenzo (Panama, Heroes vs Villains)- The Boston Chick

Morgan McLeod (Cagayan)- The Mad Vain Girl (238th)

Jimmy Johnson (Nicaragua)- The Legendary Coach

Semhar Tadesse (South Pacific)- The Weird Poet Lady

Gillian Larson (Gabon)- The Elephant Dung Lady

Leslie Nease (China)- The Religious Tribe Mom

Liliana Gomez (Fiji)- The One With The Devious Mexican Mind

Carlos Danger combines with The Milkmen, forming:

Carlos, The Milkman (IDOL AVAILABLE)

Carlos Danger

Jake Billingsley (Thailand)- The Respected Old Guy

Cindy Hall (Guatemala)- The Awkward Zoologist

Mick Trimming (Samoa)- The Feckless Guy

Courtney Yates (China, Heroes vs. Villains)- The Lil Spitfire

Laura Morett (Samoa, Blood vs. Water)- The Religious Mom

Joe Dowdle (Tocantins)- The Irrelevant Med-Evac

Taj Johnson-George (Tocantins)- The Bubbly Former Pop Star

Brooke Struck (Guatemala)- Yes, She Did

The Rock 98.8 FM combines with The Mario Lanza Bros., forming:


Drew Christy (San Juan Del Sur)- The One Who's Basically A Badass

Jon Misch (San Juan Del Sur)- The Goofball [IDOL]

Kourtney Moon (One World)- The Hipster Chick

Chase Rice (Nicaragua)- The Country Star

Amy O'Hara (Guatemala)- The Badass Cop Lady

Frosti Zernow (China)- The Real Young Parkour Guy

Alexis Jones (Micronesia)- The Recruited and Proud

GC Brown (Gabon)- The Horrific Leader

YASSSSS and The Diddly Bops combine, forming:


Keith Nale (San Juan Del Sur)- The Good Ol Dad

Charlie Herschel (Gabon)- The Guy With A Crush On Marcus

Shirin Oskooi (Worlds Apart)- The Quirky Chick (237th)

Christa Hastie (Pearl Islands)- The Strange One

Val Collins (San Juan Del Sur)- Failure Cirie

Brice Johnston (Cagayan)- The Freaky Freak

Jessica deBen (Fiji)- The Extremely Irrelevant First Boot

Rodger Bingham (Australia)- Kentucky Joe

7-Person Tribes (3)Edit

Laura Boneham (Blood vs. Water)- Rupert's Mad Awks Wife

Alexis Maxwell (Cagayan)- The Serial Twerker

Rachel Foulger (Blood vs. Water)- Tyson's Cool Wife

Malcolm Freberg (Phillipines, Caramoan)- The Flashy Player (236th)

Mookie Lee (Fiji)- The Vaguely Douchey Asian Dude

Ken Stafford (Thailand)- The New York Cop

Jonathan Penner (Cook Islands, Micronesia, Phillippines)- The Storyteller

Team Razzle Dazzle

Tom Buchanan (Africa, All Stars)- The Big Ol' Goat Farmer

Jay Byars (One World)- The Beautiful, Beautiful Man

Jamie Newton (Guatemala)- The Evil Bobby Jon

Misty Giles (Panama)- The Lady Rocket Scientist [IDOL]

Benry Henry (Nicaragua)- The Girls Gone Wild Cameraman

Hunter Ellis (Marquesas)- The Really Good Leader Guy

John Palyok (Vanuatu)- The Greatest Villain In Solitary History

District 12

James Clement (China, Micronesia, Heroes vs. Villains)- The Mushmouthed Gravedigger

Shii Ann Huang (Thailand, All Stars)- The Shii-Devil

Kim Spradlin (One World)- The Gamebot [IDOL]

Jonathan Libby (Palau)- The Guy Who Was Apparently A Humongous Douche

Erik Huffman (China)- The Nicest Human Being On Earth

Ian Rosenberger (Palau)- The Innocent Dolphin Trainer

Sierra Thomas (Worlds Apart)- The Barrell Racer

6-Person Tribes (7)Edit

Team Team Team

Erin Collins (Thailand)- The One With The Adam's Apple, I'm Sure It's Nothing

Shawna Mitchell (Amazon)- The Girl Who Was Probably Found Murdered By Matteo Eventually

Reynold Toepfer (Caramoan)- The Optimistic Puppy

Crystal Cox (Gabon)- The One With Beauty, Brains, Brawn, and Blazing Speed (235th)

Richard Hatch (Borneo, All Stars)- The Fat Naked Fag With A Million Dollars

Julie Wolfe (Redemption Island)- The Firewoman

Walmart Tribe, Sponsored By Walmart 

Silas Gaither (Africa)- The Smug Douche With The Downfall

Jeremy Collins (San Juan Del Sur)- The Bawston Fiyahfitah

Shawn Cohen (Pearl Islands)- The Biggest Puss Christa Has Ever Seen

Leif Manson (One World)- The Short Guy

Denise Martin (China)- The Lunch Lady Who Sucks At Life

Elyse Umemoto (South Pacific)- Ozzy's Hammock Buddy

Queen Mary The Eleventeenth

Tammy Leitner (Marquesas)- The Bulldog

Jaclyn Schultz (San Juan Del Sur)- The Kinda Insane Pageant Girl

Marcus Lehman (Gabon)- The Winner Prototype

So Kim (Worlds Apart)- The Devil Incarnate

Deena Bennett (Amazon)- The Strategic Older Lady

Hali Ford (Worlds Apart)- The Aspiring Lawyer

Team Chris Is Really Really Really Hot

Boo Bernis (Fiji)- The Construction Guy Who Casts Half of The People Who Get On Survivor Nowadays

Jon Dalton (Pearl Islands, Micronesia)- The Wrestling Villain (234th)

Sabrina Thompson (One World)- The Inner City Teacher

Amber Brkich (Australia, All Stars)- Boston Rob's Smokin' Wife

Jolanda Jones (Palau)- The Bossy Lady

Stephannie Favor (Cook Islands)- The One With The Offhand Comment

Sum 41

Aras Bauskauskas (Panama, Blood vs. Water)- The Yoga Bro

Sierra Reed (Tocantins)- Tyson's Scapegoat

Sylvia Kwan (Fiji)- The Architect

Steve Wright (Redemption Island)- The "Racist"

Krista Klumpp (Redemption Island)- Russell's Religious Gal

Hayden Moss (Blood vs. Water)- The Big Brother Winner

Hitler Did Nothing Wrong (IDOL AVAILABLE)

Pete Yurkowski (Phillippines)- Petebro

Neleh Dennis (Marquesas)- The Mormon Princess

Mia Galeotalanza (Vanuatu)- The Greek Volcano

Jill Behm (Nicaragua)- Marty's Partner In Crime

Edgardo Rivera (Fiji)- El Doucho

Paschal English (Marquesas)- The Old Southern Judge

The Only One I Ever Loved

Matt Elrod (Redemption Island)- God's Chosen Warrior

Jeff Kent (Phillippines)- The Baseball MVP

Margaret Bobonich (Guatemala)- The Nurse

Butch Lockley (Amazon)- Head Firewood Bitch

Jenna Lewis (Borneo, All Stars)- The One With The Sex Tape (233rd)

Wanda Shirk (Palau)- The Singing Lady

5-Person Tribes (12)Edit

Charlie and the Muffins

Caryn Groedel (Palau)- Lucille Bluth


Christine Shields Markoski (South Pacific)- The Tough LI Chick

Matty Whitmore (Gabon)- The Shit Eater

Gina Crews (Marquesas)- The Watermelon Seed Spitter

Sally Schumann (Panama)- Queen of Knee Socks

Joaq's World

Jerry Sims (Tocantins)- The Funny Guy Who Got Med-Evaced

Todd Herzog (China)- The Tiny Gay Flight Attendant

Mike Chiesl (Redemption Island)- The Marine

JP Calderon (Cook Islands)- The Bossy Guy Who Came Out Post-show [IDOL]

Erica Durousseau (Fiji)- The Girl With The Best Hair Ever

The Fighting Owls

Bob Crowley (Gabon)- The Adorable Old Science Teacher

Earl Cole (Fiji)- The Pimp

Brett Clouser (Samoa)- The CGI Guy

Candace Smith (Tocantins)- The Questionable Cook

Marisa Calihan (Samoa)- She Who DARED Mistrust Russell Hantz (231st)

'The 'Mighty Mattresses

Julie Berry (Vanuatu)- Jeff's Love Interest

Stacy Kimball (Fiji)- The One Who Wins Freakin Everything

Gretchen Cordy (Borneo)- The OG Tribe Mom

Sophie Clarke (South Pacific)- The Lowkey HBIC

Laura Alexander (Caramoan)- Everyone's Obscure Favorite

The Chicken Littles

Darrah Johnson (Pearl Islands)- The Cute Mortician

Brian Heidik (Thailand)- The Iceman

Debb Eaton (Australia)- The One That Hung Herself

Dave Cruser (China)- Naked Dave

Erik Cardona (Samoa)- The Guy Who Dressed Like A Minister

The Teen Titans

Natalie Anderson (San Juan Del Sur)- The Successful Twin [IDOL]

Kim Johnson (Africa)- The Really Bland Older Lady We're Supposed To Root For

Ashlee Ashby (Palau)- The Mormon Girl With The Tits

Frank Garrison (Africa)- The Loner Conservative Dad (230th)

Dave Ball (Samoa)- DANGER Dave Ball, To You

Tribe Number Three

Austin Carty (Panama)- The Writer With The Poots

Bruce Kanagai (Panama)- The Zen Dude Whose Pooper Stopped Working

Erik Reichenbach (Micronesia, Caramoan)- The Ponyboy

Trish Hegarty (Cagayan)- Lord Skeletor

Edna Ma (South Pacific)- The Weird Doctor Lady

Doctor Funke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution (IDOL AVAILABLE)

Ghandia Johnson (Thailand)- The Denver Diva (229th)

Chelsea Meissner (One World)- The Country Girl

Candice Cody (Cook Islands, Heroes vs. Villains, Blood vs. Water)- The Flopper

Natalie Tenerelli (Redemption Island)- The Nineteen Year Old Nothing

Woo Hwang (Cagayan)- The Honorable Ninja

Team Africa

Ryan Opray (Pearl Islands)- The Pelican Slayer

NaOnka Mixon (Nicaragua)- The Prosthetic Leg Hater

Vytas Baskauskas (Blood vs. Water)- The Reformed Bad Boy

Spencer Bledsoe (Cagayan)- Doogie Houser

Monica Padilla (Samoa)- Galu's Weak Link [IDOL]

Jeff's Jaspers

Jim Lynch (Guatemala)- The Old Dude From Guatemala (227th)

John Kenney (Vanuatu)- The Incompetent Model

Tyson Apostol (Tocantins, Heroes vs. Villains, Blood vs. Water)- The Hilarious Mormon [IDOL]

Alicia Rosa (One World)- The Terrible Human Being Who Is Also A Special Ed Teacher

Corinne Kaplan (Gabon, Caramoan)- The Terrible Human Being

Team Vortex

Josh Canfield (San Juan Del Sur)- The Bland Gay Christian

Brian Corridan (Guatemala)- The Platinum Boy

Nick Stanbury (Panama)- The Guy With The Randomly Amazing Final Words

Janu Tornell (Palau)- The Vegas Showgirl

Alicia Calaway (Australia, All Stars)- The Tough New York Personal Trainer

The Top Five

Vecepia Towery (Marquesas)- The Holy Roller

Francesca Hogi (Redemption Island, Caramoan)- The Girl With The Worst Luck Ever

Tina Scheer (Panama)- Timber Tina

Lydia Gonzales (Guatemala)- The Fishmongerer With A Great Story\


The Redskin Killers

Challenge: Rats in the Rigging

Jean-Robert and Rory as a pair have the lead late, but Jean-Robert sandbags it so they can take Rory out and Denise and Trish win.

Denise, Trish, and Christina debate blindsiding Jean-Robert rather than taking out Rory, but with Rory as a better challenge competitor, they take him out.

Dan- Jean-Robert

Rory- Jean-Robert

Christina- Rory

Denise- Rory

Jean-Robert- Rory

Trish- Rory

Oh No It's The Bomb Squad

Challenge: Killer

Amanda has a lot of experience blowing, wins due to that.

Amanda and Tracy have a huge battle to find the idol. Amanda grabs it right from under Tracy's nose, and Tracy is finally able to be picked off.

Tracy- Hope

Julia- Tracy

Kelly- Tracy

Amanda- Tracy

Mary- Tracy

Hope- Tracy

BLU Milk

Challenge: Loved Ones Overboard

Caleb and Colton pull out the clutch win.

With Caleb immune, he goes to Spencer, looking to work with him. Spencer and Sydney are tight from being on Tocantins together, and Stephanie tries to galvanize everyone against them for that reason. Tanya and Caleb have also bonded, and the two decide to break up the obvious pair, along with Stephanie and Cecelia. Spencer is voted out.

Spencer- Stephanie

Caleb- Spencer

Stephanie- Spencer

Sydney- Stephanie

Cecelia- Spencer

Tanya- Spencer


Challenge: What Do You Make of This?

Kim Powers wins cuz she's like, kinda smart.

T-Bird makes a last ditch effort to break up the idiots. Diane starts throwing T-Bird under the bus a ton. Bill and Fabio briefly contemplate taking out Kat and Jeremiah, but ultimately Diane's transparent bus-throwing works and T-Bird goes down.

T-Bird- Kat

Jeremiah- T-Bird

Diane- T-Bird

Kim- Kat

Fabio- T-Bird

Kat- T-Bird

Bill- T-Bird

Leaky Lake Marijuana Lake Leak Lake

Challenge: Water Obstacle Course

Roxy does not get picked to be in the challenge. Team Alex-Ashley-Bobby Jon wins.

Kathy tries to turn everybody, especially the girls, against Tyrone's harsh leadership. She gets Ashley and Morgan, but Roxy refuses to flip, and Kathy is out.

Roxy- Kathy

Kathy- Tyrone

Tyrone- Kathy

Bobby Jon- Kathy

Alex- Kathy

Ashley- Tyrone

Morgan- Tyrone

Bland Diversity

Challenge: Musket Love

Shambo is terrifyingly accurate with the gun, wins.

Artis, Joel, and Sarah are now the minority, with Mike and Katie having control over the insane duo of Shambo and Sandy. Joel and Shambo get into a big fight, and so Shambo requests Joel be the one to go. Mike and Katie are pretty okay with that. Sarah also votes for Joel, trying to win Mike's favor.

Mike- Joel

Shambo- Joel

Joel- Shambo

Artis- Shambo

Sarah- Joel

Katie- Joel

Sandy- Joel

The OTT Initiative

Challenge: Let's Give It Another Go, Mate

Jenna wins cuz she's the most well-rounded challenge competitor.

Clay and Clarence get into a scuffle, and Rob is starting to think Clay'd make a good goat. Clarence and Sean, who are buddies-in-crime, want Clay out, and Sonja is willing to vote for this guy she's been stuck with this whole time. Jenna and Jefra also support it, tired of the sexism. Rob is Clay's lone supporter at this point, and realizes that he can't save him. Clay goes.

Clay- Jefra

Jenna- Clay

Jefra- Clay

Sonja- Clay

Rob- Clay

Clarence- Clay

Sean- Clay


Challenge: Corks and Keys

Ashley wins because it's all about teh balance.

Debbie and Ashley had been in the minority, and with Ashley immune, it seems that Debbie is the target. Debbie can't find the idol, so she pretends to have one. That causes Alina to throw a vote onto Kel just in case, who wasn't an original member of her tribe, but they take Debbie out on the revote, only angering Kel.

Debbie- Kel

Ashley- Kel

Alina- Kel

John- Debbie

Carter- Debbie

Kel- Debbie

Kelly- Debbie

The Oscars of Freedom

Challenge: Tribal Draft

Sherri studied the hardest before going out there, wins.

Brad and Sundra are up against Ted and Sherri in the "suck up to Mitchell, Peih-Gee, Shane" game. Peih-Gee wanted Sherri out, but she won immunity. It comes down to Ted or Brad as the target, and Brad is deemed smarter and more dangerous overall, so Brad goes.

Brad- Ted

Sundra- Ted

Sherri- Brad

Mitchell- Brad

Peih-Gee- Brad

Shane- Brad

Ted- Brad

The Tribe Formerly Known as Skins

Challenge: Set Adrift

Twila wins because she's very stubborn.

Nick, Cassandra, and especially-but-really-mostly Colton are pissed at Rodney for that idol play. Rodney likes Twila though, and intends to work with her. When Twila wins immunity, Nick and Cassandra work to get Kimmi to flip to them, and she does along with Sarita, because she doesn't even really like Twila. Rodney goes.

Rodney- Cassandra

Cassandra- Rodney

Nick- Rodney

Twila- Cassandra

Kimmi- Rodney

Colton- Rodney

Sarita- Rodney

The Smash Kings

Challenge: Rock Bottom

Savage pulls out the win in Savage fashion.

Becky and Allie are on the outs, and they make a plea to Katie and Dolly to come with them. Dolly is indecisive, but Katie wants to stay with Savage, Kelly, and Matt, who all have fairly poor social games. Allie is picked off for being less useless than Becky.

Becky- Matt

Allie- Matt

Matt- Allie

Katie- Allie

Dolly- Allie

Savage- Allie

Kelly- Allie

The Mathletez

Challenge: Waiting to Exhale

Michelle pulls out the win, as the only young fit one.

Dan and Stacey are looking like they're on the outs, but Stacey still has her idol. She very publicly points out that she has it and that everyone should vote Dan out instead. Holly, Carolina, and Lisa are planning on voting Dan because of this, but Susie points out that Stacey might not play her idol. Holly, Carolina, and Lisa put their votes on Stacey, while Michelle and Susie vote for Dan. When Stacey votes for Dan, it becomes a 3-3-1 tie, with Dan having voted for Holly. In the re-vote, Stacey is taken out.

Stacey- Dan

Dan- Holly

Holly- Stacey/Stacey

Carolina- Stacey/Stacey

Michelle- Dan/Stacey

Susie- Dan/Stacey

Lisa- Dan/Stacey

Sook Jai vs. The Fucking Final Team vs. Carlos, The Milkman

Challenge: Tow The Line

Carlos, The Milkman very barely edge out The Fucking Final Team after Sook Jai blows them both out of the water.

The new tribe divides along old lines, with Danielle, Morgan, Jaime, and outsider Jimmy against Semhar, Liliana, Leslie, and outsider Gillian. Gillian and Jimmy pair up, and they go with Semhar, Liliana, and Leslie, because despite their dislike of Semhar, they like Liliana and Leslie better than Danielle and Jaime. Morgan is out.

Morgan- Leslie

Leslie- Morgan

Liliana- Morgan

Danielle- Leslie

Jaime- Leslie

Semhar- Morgan

Jimmy- Morgan

Gillian- Morgan

Mario Bros. FM vs. DIDDLEEEEE

Challenge: Steeple Chase

Mario Bros are far more athletic, win.

Christa very quickly flips against Shirin, Charlie, and Keith, going to Brice, Val, and Jessica. Rodger, however, also is looking to flip, having made a strong bond with Keith quickly. It looks like it'll be 4-4, but Rodger ultimately convinces Keith to flip against Shirin.

Shirin- Brice

Val- Shirin

Brice- Shirin

Charlie- Brice

Keith- Shirin

Christa- Brice

Jessica- Shirin

Rodger- Shirin

vs. Team Razzle Dazzle vs. District 12

Challenge: Sacrificial Lamb

proves to be the weakest of three very strong tribes, loses.

Penner decides he's in a bad position and needs to start a coup. He gathers tribe outcast Laura, and his NYC buddy Ken, and looks to dethrown Malcolm. Mookie and Malcolm are too close, so he goes to Alexis and Rachel. Alexis tells Malcolm of this plan and Malcolm changes his group's votes to Penner, but Rachel ultimately decides she likes Penner better, and Malcolm is out.

Malcolm- Penner

Alexis- Penner

Rachel- Malcolm

Penner- Malcolm

Mookie- Penner

Laura- Malcolm

Ken- Malcolm

Team Team Team vs. The Walmart Tribe, Sponsored by Walmart vs. Queen Mary the Eleventeenth

Challenge: Mayday

Crystal slows down Team Team Team JUST enough.

Richard tries to reign back in his group of Julie, Shawna, and Erin, against Crystal and Reynold. Shawna manages to bring Reynold, who is trying to flirt with her for some reason, in, and Crystal is eliminated.

Rich- Crystal

Crystal- Rich

Julie- Crystal

Erin- Crystal

Reynold- Crystal

Shawna- Crystal

Team Chris is Really Really Really Hot vs. Sum 41

Challenge: Never Tear Us Apart

Aras and Hayden as a pair outlast Boo and Jolanda, Sum 41 wins.

At Team Chris, Boo and Jon desperately try to save themselves. They try to get Amber to flip and force a tie, Jon using intentionally racist logic cuz he's the villain, remember. Amber doesn't bite and Jon finally gets nipped.

Jon- Jolanda

Boo- Jolanda

Amber- Jon

Jolanda- Jon

Stephannie- Jon

Sabrina- Jon

Hitler Did Nothing Wrong vs. The Only One I Ever Loved

Challenge: United We Stand

God does not favor Matt, The Only One I Ever Loved loses.

Jenna is the outsider from Butch and Wanda, and Matt is the outsider from Jeff and Margaret. The two old people duos unite, and they take out Jenna, who's more annoying and less useful in challenges.

Matt- Wanda

Jenna- Wanda

Jeff- Jenna

Butch- Jenna

Wanda- Jenna

Margaret- Jenna

Charlie and the Muffins vs. Joaq's World

Challenge: Kicking and Screaming

Mike and JP carry Joaq's World to victory.

Christine, Caryn, and Gina have to choose between Sally and Matty, both lovely guys. Gina decides they're so lovely she actually likes them better than the rather abrasive Christine and whiny Caryn, and she flips to them to get Caryn out.

Caryn- Sally

Christine- Sally

Gina- Caryn

Matty- Caryn

Sally- Caryn

The Fighting Owls vs. The Mighty Mattresses

Challenge: Smash and Grab

Girl power prevails, Mattresses win.

Bob, Earl, and Candace have to choose between Marisa and Brett, and Brett just seems more loyal, so they take Marisa out.

Brett- Marisa

Bob- Marisa

Marisa- Brett

Earl- Marisa

Candace- Marisa

The Chicken Littles vs. The Teen Titans

Challenge: Stairway to Heaven

Natalie can't win all by herself, Chicken Littles win.

Dave and Natalie are now in the minority against Frank, Kim, and Ashlee, but Natalie has the idol. She plays it on Dave, since none of the opposing three are at all savvy, and Frank is eliminated.

Dave- Frank

Natalie- Frank

Ashlee- Dave

Kim- Dave

Frank- Dave

Tribe Number Three vs. Doctor Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution

Challenge: Barrel of Monkeys

Edna and Trish way less than Candice and Natalie, The Band Solution loses.

Despite her kicking and screaming, Ghandia is picked off pretty cleanly. Meanwhile, Chelsea gets the idol!

Woo- Ghandia

Candice- Ghandia

Chelsea- Ghandia

Natalie- Ghandia

Ghandia- Chelsea

Team Africa vs. Jeff's Jaspers vs. Team Vortex

Challenge: Depth Charge

John Kenney probably fucks it up for the Jaspers.

On the Jaspers, Tyson-Corinne-Alicia are pissed at John for messing up, and consider booting him, but keep him because he's dumb and loyal and take out Jim.

Jim- Tyson

Corinne- Jim

Alicia- Jim

John- Jim

Tyson- Jim

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