Merged Tribes (12)Edit
The Redskin Killers
Denise Stapley (Phillippines)- The Sex Therapist
Dan Barry (Panama)- The Astro-PALE PALE PALE
Christina Cha (One World)- The Doormat
Rory Freeman (Vanuatu)- The Guy on the Auction Block (250th)
Jean-Robert Bellande (China)- The Frenchman
Trish Dunn (Pearl Islands)- Fairplay's First Lieutenant
Oh No It's The Bomb Squad! (Idol Available)
Amanda Kimmel (China, Micronesia, Heroes vs. Villains)- The Dead Eyes
Hope Driskill (Caramoan)- The Irrelevantest Irrelevant Caramoan Blonde
Tracy Hughes-Wolf (Micronesia)- The Minor Badass of Micro (249th)
Kelly Shinn (Nicaragua)- Purple Kelly
Julia Landauer (Caramoan)- Vanilla
Mary Sartain (Micronesia)- Who?
Caleb Bankston (Blood vs. Water)- The Gay Good Ol' Boy
Spencer Duhm (Tocantins)- The Awkward Gay Kid (248th)
Stephanie Valencia (Redemption Island)- Russell's Bi- Girl
Cecilia Mansilla (Cook Islands)- The One I Recall Nothing Of
Sydney Wheeler (Tocantins)- Inarguably The Hottest Girl In Survivor History
Tanya Vance (Thailand)- The One John Tried To Snuggle Up To Too Much
Teresa Cooper (Africa)- T-Bird (247th)
Kim Powers (Africa)- The Girl... Who's Married To Alex Bell Now
Bill Posley (One World)- The Bad Comedian
Fabio Birza (Nicaragua)- The Goofy Bro Who Won Somehow
Kat Edorsson (One World, Blood vs. Water)- The Top-Heavy One
Diane Ogden (Africa)- The One Who's Nothing Like Clarence's Mother
Jeremiah Wood (Cagayan)- The Secret Model
Leaky Lake Marijuana Lake Leak Lake (IDOL AVAILABLE)
Tyrone Davis (Nicaragua)- The Abrasive Firefighter
Alex Bell (Amazon)- The Popular Triathlete
Bobby Jon Drinkard (Palau, Guatemala)- The Insane Southern Gentleman
Ashley Underwood (Redemption Island)- The Girl Who Somehow Almost Won A Season
Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien (Marquesas)- The OG Badass Mom (246th)
Roxy Morris (Phillipines)- The Chick Who Spoke In Tongues
Morgan McDevitt (Guatemala)- The Fricken MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT
Shambo Waters (Samoa)- The Chicken Whisperer
Sarah Lacina (Cagayan)- The Cop Who Took A Power Trip
Artis Silvester (Phillippines)- The Disapproving One
Joel Anderson (Micronesia)- The Bulldozer (245th)
Katie Collins (Blood vs. Water)- Tina's Wonderful Daughter
Mike Holloway (Worlds Apart)- The Hard-Working Texan [IDOL]
Sandy Burgin (Tocantins)- The Weird Bus Driver Lady
The OTT Initiative
Jefra Bland (Cagayan)- The One Who Isn't Pooping
Rob Cesternino (Amazon, All Stars)- The Podcaster
Clarence Black (Africa)- The Bean Thief
Jenna Morasca (Amazon, All Stars)- The Model Who Bullied A Deaf Girl [IDOL]
Sean Kenniff (Borneo)- The ABC Doctor
Sonja Christopher (Borneo)- The First First Out
Clay Jordan (Thailand)- The Sexist, Racist Dwarf (244th)
Popped-Seals (IDOL AVAILABLE)
Kelly Bruno (Nicaragua)- The Girl With The Audacity To Have A Prosthetic Leg
Debbie Beebe (Tocantins)- BUBBLESSSSSS!!!! (243rd)
Alina Wilson (Nicaragua)- The Dirt Squirrel
John Cody (Blood vs. Water)- Captain America
Carter Williams (Phillippines)- The Surfer Bro Dude Bro
Ashley Trainer (Samoa)- The One With The Pink Muumuu
Kel Gleason (Australia)- The Jerky Smuggler
The Oscars of Freedom
Sherri Biethman (Caramoan)- Sandra Bullock
Shane Powers (Panama)- The Psycho Spaz Boy
Peih-Gee Law (China)- The Awesome Asian Chick
Ted Rogers, Jr. (Thailand)- The Rapist
Brad Virata (Cook Islands)- The Nancy Boy (242nd)
Mitchell Olson (Australia)- The Absurdly Tall Musician
Sundra Oakley (Cook Islands)- The Aitu Four Member Who Was There
The Tribe Formerly Known As Skins (IDOL AVAILABLE)
Twila Tanner (Vanuatu)- The Blunt Lady
Colton Cumbie (One World, Blood vs. Water)- The Gay Republican
Kimmi Kappenberg (Australia)- The Loud Long Islander
Sarita White (Redemption Island)- The One They Kept David Over(????)
Nick Brown (Australia)- The Lazy Harvard Student
Rodney Lavoie Jr. (Worlds Apart)- The Boston Pahty Guy (241st)
Cassandra Franklin (Fiji)- The Underrated Older Lady
Cao Boi Bui
The Smash Kings
Kelly Wiglesworth (Borneo)- The Rafting Persona Queen
Allie Pohevitz (Caramoan)- The Cool Kid Fan (240th)
Becky Lee (Cook Islands)- Yul's Boringer Ally
Andrew Savage (Pearl Islands)- The Leadery Leader
Katie Hanson (Phillippines)- Sunny's Fave [IDOL]
Dolly Neely (Vanuatu)- The Indecisive Goat Farmer
Matthew von Ertfelda (Amazon)- The Cweepy Guy
Dan Lembo (Nicaragua)- The Rich Guy Who Doesn't Give A Fuck
Holly Hoffman (Nicaragua)- The Lady Who Ruined Dan's Shoes
Lisa Whelchel (Philippines)- The Mad Religious Former Child Star
Stacey Powell (South Pacific)- The Mushmouthed Mortician [IDOL] (239th)
Michelle Tesauro (Pearl Islands)- The Hot Librarian
Susie Smith (Gabon)- The Lady Who Somehow Almost Won Survivor Once
Carolina Eastwood (Tocantins)- The Bossy One Who Was Engaged To David Murphy
8-Person Tribes (5)Edit
Sherea Lloyd (China)- The IDK Bitchy One?
Kelly Goldsmith (Africa)- The Snarky College Girl
Ozzy Lusth (Cook Islands, Micronesia, South Pacific)- The Cocky Challenge God
Alec Christy (San Juan Del Sur)- The Meat Collector
Jessie Camacho (Africa)- The Most Popular Contestant Ever
Blake Towsley (Guatemala)- The Golden Boy
Sue Hawk (Borneo, All Stars)- The Redneck Trucker Lady
Mike Skupin (Australia, Phillippines)- The Guy Who Hurts Himself A Lot
The Fucking Final Team
Jaime Dugan (China)- The Unintentional Villain
Danielle DiLorenzo (Panama, Heroes vs Villains)- The Boston Chick
Morgan McLeod (Cagayan)- The Mad Vain Girl (238th)
Jimmy Johnson (Nicaragua)- The Legendary Coach
Semhar Tadesse (South Pacific)- The Weird Poet Lady
Gillian Larson (Gabon)- The Elephant Dung Lady
Leslie Nease (China)- The Religious Tribe Mom
Liliana Gomez (Fiji)- The One With The Devious Mexican Mind
Carlos Danger combines with The Milkmen, forming:
Carlos, The Milkman (IDOL AVAILABLE)
Jake Billingsley (Thailand)- The Respected Old Guy
Cindy Hall (Guatemala)- The Awkward Zoologist
Mick Trimming (Samoa)- The Feckless Guy
Courtney Yates (China, Heroes vs. Villains)- The Lil Spitfire
Laura Morett (Samoa, Blood vs. Water)- The Religious Mom
Joe Dowdle (Tocantins)- The Irrelevant Med-Evac
Taj Johnson-George (Tocantins)- The Bubbly Former Pop Star
Brooke Struck (Guatemala)- Yes, She Did
The Rock 98.8 FM combines with The Mario Lanza Bros., forming:
Mario Bros FM (IDOL AVAILABLE)
Drew Christy (San Juan Del Sur)- The One Who's Basically A Badass
Jon Misch (San Juan Del Sur)- The Goofball [IDOL]
Kourtney Moon (One World)- The Hipster Chick
Chase Rice (Nicaragua)- The Country Star
Amy O'Hara (Guatemala)- The Badass Cop Lady
Frosti Zernow (China)- The Real Young Parkour Guy
Alexis Jones (Micronesia)- The Recruited and Proud
GC Brown (Gabon)- The Horrific Leader
YASSSSS and The Diddly Bops combine, forming:
Keith Nale (San Juan Del Sur)- The Good Ol Dad
Charlie Herschel (Gabon)- The Guy With A Crush On Marcus
Shirin Oskooi (Worlds Apart)- The Quirky Chick (237th)
Christa Hastie (Pearl Islands)- The Strange One
Val Collins (San Juan Del Sur)- Failure Cirie
Brice Johnston (Cagayan)- The Freaky Freak
Jessica deBen (Fiji)- The Extremely Irrelevant First Boot
Rodger Bingham (Australia)- Kentucky Joe
7-Person Tribes (3)Edit
Laura Boneham (Blood vs. Water)- Rupert's Mad Awks Wife
Alexis Maxwell (Cagayan)- The Serial Twerker
Rachel Foulger (Blood vs. Water)- Tyson's Cool Wife
Malcolm Freberg (Phillipines, Caramoan)- The Flashy Player (236th)
Mookie Lee (Fiji)- The Vaguely Douchey Asian Dude
Ken Stafford (Thailand)- The New York Cop
Jonathan Penner (Cook Islands, Micronesia, Phillippines)- The Storyteller
Team Razzle Dazzle
Tom Buchanan (Africa, All Stars)- The Big Ol' Goat Farmer
Jay Byars (One World)- The Beautiful, Beautiful Man
Jamie Newton (Guatemala)- The Evil Bobby Jon
Misty Giles (Panama)- The Lady Rocket Scientist [IDOL]
Benry Henry (Nicaragua)- The Girls Gone Wild Cameraman
Hunter Ellis (Marquesas)- The Really Good Leader Guy
John Palyok (Vanuatu)- The Greatest Villain In Solitary History
James Clement (China, Micronesia, Heroes vs. Villains)- The Mushmouthed Gravedigger
Shii Ann Huang (Thailand, All Stars)- The Shii-Devil
Kim Spradlin (One World)- The Gamebot [IDOL]
Jonathan Libby (Palau)- The Guy Who Was Apparently A Humongous Douche
Erik Huffman (China)- The Nicest Human Being On Earth
Ian Rosenberger (Palau)- The Innocent Dolphin Trainer
Sierra Thomas (Worlds Apart)- The Barrell Racer
6-Person Tribes (7)Edit
Team Team Team
Erin Collins (Thailand)- The One With The Adam's Apple, I'm Sure It's Nothing
Shawna Mitchell (Amazon)- The Girl Who Was Probably Found Murdered By Matteo Eventually
Reynold Toepfer (Caramoan)- The Optimistic Puppy
Crystal Cox (Gabon)- The One With Beauty, Brains, Brawn, and Blazing Speed (235th)
Richard Hatch (Borneo, All Stars)- The Fat Naked Fag With A Million Dollars
Julie Wolfe (Redemption Island)- The Firewoman
Walmart Tribe, Sponsored By Walmart
Silas Gaither (Africa)- The Smug Douche With The Downfall
Jeremy Collins (San Juan Del Sur)- The Bawston Fiyahfitah
Shawn Cohen (Pearl Islands)- The Biggest Puss Christa Has Ever Seen
Leif Manson (One World)- The Short Guy
Denise Martin (China)- The Lunch Lady Who Sucks At Life
Elyse Umemoto (South Pacific)- Ozzy's Hammock Buddy
Queen Mary The Eleventeenth
Tammy Leitner (Marquesas)- The Bulldog
Jaclyn Schultz (San Juan Del Sur)- The Kinda Insane Pageant Girl
Marcus Lehman (Gabon)- The Winner Prototype
So Kim (Worlds Apart)- The Devil Incarnate
Deena Bennett (Amazon)- The Strategic Older Lady
Hali Ford (Worlds Apart)- The Aspiring Lawyer
Team Chris Is Really Really Really Hot
Boo Bernis (Fiji)- The Construction Guy Who Casts Half of The People Who Get On Survivor Nowadays
Jon Dalton (Pearl Islands, Micronesia)- The Wrestling Villain (234th)
Sabrina Thompson (One World)- The Inner City Teacher
Amber Brkich (Australia, All Stars)- Boston Rob's Smokin' Wife
Jolanda Jones (Palau)- The Bossy Lady
Stephannie Favor (Cook Islands)- The One With The Offhand Comment
Aras Bauskauskas (Panama, Blood vs. Water)- The Yoga Bro
Sierra Reed (Tocantins)- Tyson's Scapegoat
Sylvia Kwan (Fiji)- The Architect
Steve Wright (Redemption Island)- The "Racist"
Krista Klumpp (Redemption Island)- Russell's Religious Gal
Hayden Moss (Blood vs. Water)- The Big Brother Winner
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong (IDOL AVAILABLE)
Pete Yurkowski (Phillippines)- Petebro
Neleh Dennis (Marquesas)- The Mormon Princess
Mia Galeotalanza (Vanuatu)- The Greek Volcano
Jill Behm (Nicaragua)- Marty's Partner In Crime
Edgardo Rivera (Fiji)- El Doucho
Paschal English (Marquesas)- The Old Southern Judge
The Only One I Ever Loved
Matt Elrod (Redemption Island)- God's Chosen Warrior
Jeff Kent (Phillippines)- The Baseball MVP
Margaret Bobonich (Guatemala)- The Nurse
Butch Lockley (Amazon)- Head Firewood Bitch
Jenna Lewis (Borneo, All Stars)- The One With The Sex Tape (233rd)
Wanda Shirk (Palau)- The Singing Lady
5-Person Tribes (12)Edit
Charlie and the Muffins
Caryn Groedel (Palau)- Lucille Bluth
Christine Shields Markoski (South Pacific)- The Tough LI Chick
Matty Whitmore (Gabon)- The Shit Eater
Gina Crews (Marquesas)- The Watermelon Seed Spitter
Sally Schumann (Panama)- Queen of Knee Socks
Jerry Sims (Tocantins)- The Funny Guy Who Got Med-Evaced
Todd Herzog (China)- The Tiny Gay Flight Attendant
Mike Chiesl (Redemption Island)- The Marine
JP Calderon (Cook Islands)- The Bossy Guy Who Came Out Post-show [IDOL]
Erica Durousseau (Fiji)- The Girl With The Best Hair Ever
The Fighting Owls
Bob Crowley (Gabon)- The Adorable Old Science Teacher
Earl Cole (Fiji)- The Pimp
Brett Clouser (Samoa)- The CGI Guy
Candace Smith (Tocantins)- The Questionable Cook
Marisa Calihan (Samoa)- She Who DARED Mistrust Russell Hantz (231st)
'The 'Mighty Mattresses
Julie Berry (Vanuatu)- Jeff's Love Interest
Stacy Kimball (Fiji)- The One Who Wins Freakin Everything
Gretchen Cordy (Borneo)- The OG Tribe Mom
Sophie Clarke (South Pacific)- The Lowkey HBIC
Laura Alexander (Caramoan)- Everyone's Obscure Favorite
The Chicken Littles
Darrah Johnson (Pearl Islands)- The Cute Mortician
Brian Heidik (Thailand)- The Iceman
Debb Eaton (Australia)- The One That Hung Herself
Dave Cruser (China)- Naked Dave
Erik Cardona (Samoa)- The Guy Who Dressed Like A Minister
The Teen Titans
Natalie Anderson (San Juan Del Sur)- The Successful Twin [IDOL]
Kim Johnson (Africa)- The Really Bland Older Lady We're Supposed To Root For
Ashlee Ashby (Palau)- The Mormon Girl With The Tits
Frank Garrison (Africa)- The Loner Conservative Dad (230th)
Dave Ball (Samoa)- DANGER Dave Ball, To You
Tribe Number Three
Austin Carty (Panama)- The Writer With The Poots
Bruce Kanagai (Panama)- The Zen Dude Whose Pooper Stopped Working
Erik Reichenbach (Micronesia, Caramoan)- The Ponyboy
Trish Hegarty (Cagayan)- Lord Skeletor
Edna Ma (South Pacific)- The Weird Doctor Lady
Doctor Funke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution (IDOL AVAILABLE)
Ghandia Johnson (Thailand)- The Denver Diva (229th)
Chelsea Meissner (One World)- The Country Girl
Candice Cody (Cook Islands, Heroes vs. Villains, Blood vs. Water)- The Flopper
Natalie Tenerelli (Redemption Island)- The Nineteen Year Old Nothing
Woo Hwang (Cagayan)- The Honorable Ninja
Ryan Opray (Pearl Islands)- The Pelican Slayer
NaOnka Mixon (Nicaragua)- The Prosthetic Leg Hater
Vytas Baskauskas (Blood vs. Water)- The Reformed Bad Boy
Spencer Bledsoe (Cagayan)- Doogie Houser
Monica Padilla (Samoa)- Galu's Weak Link [IDOL]
Jim Lynch (Guatemala)- The Old Dude From Guatemala (227th)
John Kenney (Vanuatu)- The Incompetent Model
Tyson Apostol (Tocantins, Heroes vs. Villains, Blood vs. Water)- The Hilarious Mormon [IDOL]
Alicia Rosa (One World)- The Terrible Human Being Who Is Also A Special Ed Teacher
Corinne Kaplan (Gabon, Caramoan)- The Terrible Human Being
Josh Canfield (San Juan Del Sur)- The Bland Gay Christian
Brian Corridan (Guatemala)- The Platinum Boy
Nick Stanbury (Panama)- The Guy With The Randomly Amazing Final Words
Janu Tornell (Palau)- The Vegas Showgirl
Alicia Calaway (Australia, All Stars)- The Tough New York Personal Trainer
The Top Five
Vecepia Towery (Marquesas)- The Holy Roller
Francesca Hogi (Redemption Island, Caramoan)- The Girl With The Worst Luck Ever
Tina Scheer (Panama)- Timber Tina
Lydia Gonzales (Guatemala)- The Fishmongerer With A Great Story\
The Redskin Killers
Challenge: Rats in the Rigging
Jean-Robert and Rory as a pair have the lead late, but Jean-Robert sandbags it so they can take Rory out and Denise and Trish win.
Denise, Trish, and Christina debate blindsiding Jean-Robert rather than taking out Rory, but with Rory as a better challenge competitor, they take him out.
Oh No It's The Bomb Squad
Amanda has a lot of experience blowing, wins due to that.
Amanda and Tracy have a huge battle to find the idol. Amanda grabs it right from under Tracy's nose, and Tracy is finally able to be picked off.
Challenge: Loved Ones Overboard
Caleb and Colton pull out the clutch win.
With Caleb immune, he goes to Spencer, looking to work with him. Spencer and Sydney are tight from being on Tocantins together, and Stephanie tries to galvanize everyone against them for that reason. Tanya and Caleb have also bonded, and the two decide to break up the obvious pair, along with Stephanie and Cecelia. Spencer is voted out.
Challenge: What Do You Make of This?
Kim Powers wins cuz she's like, kinda smart.
T-Bird makes a last ditch effort to break up the idiots. Diane starts throwing T-Bird under the bus a ton. Bill and Fabio briefly contemplate taking out Kat and Jeremiah, but ultimately Diane's transparent bus-throwing works and T-Bird goes down.
Leaky Lake Marijuana Lake Leak Lake
Challenge: Water Obstacle Course
Roxy does not get picked to be in the challenge. Team Alex-Ashley-Bobby Jon wins.
Kathy tries to turn everybody, especially the girls, against Tyrone's harsh leadership. She gets Ashley and Morgan, but Roxy refuses to flip, and Kathy is out.
Bobby Jon- Kathy
Challenge: Musket Love
Shambo is terrifyingly accurate with the gun, wins.
Artis, Joel, and Sarah are now the minority, with Mike and Katie having control over the insane duo of Shambo and Sandy. Joel and Shambo get into a big fight, and so Shambo requests Joel be the one to go. Mike and Katie are pretty okay with that. Sarah also votes for Joel, trying to win Mike's favor.
The OTT Initiative
Challenge: Let's Give It Another Go, Mate
Jenna wins cuz she's the most well-rounded challenge competitor.
Clay and Clarence get into a scuffle, and Rob is starting to think Clay'd make a good goat. Clarence and Sean, who are buddies-in-crime, want Clay out, and Sonja is willing to vote for this guy she's been stuck with this whole time. Jenna and Jefra also support it, tired of the sexism. Rob is Clay's lone supporter at this point, and realizes that he can't save him. Clay goes.
Challenge: Corks and Keys
Ashley wins because it's all about teh balance.
Debbie and Ashley had been in the minority, and with Ashley immune, it seems that Debbie is the target. Debbie can't find the idol, so she pretends to have one. That causes Alina to throw a vote onto Kel just in case, who wasn't an original member of her tribe, but they take Debbie out on the revote, only angering Kel.
The Oscars of Freedom
Challenge: Tribal Draft
Sherri studied the hardest before going out there, wins.
Brad and Sundra are up against Ted and Sherri in the "suck up to Mitchell, Peih-Gee, Shane" game. Peih-Gee wanted Sherri out, but she won immunity. It comes down to Ted or Brad as the target, and Brad is deemed smarter and more dangerous overall, so Brad goes.
The Tribe Formerly Known as Skins
Challenge: Set Adrift
Twila wins because she's very stubborn.
Nick, Cassandra, and especially-but-really-mostly Colton are pissed at Rodney for that idol play. Rodney likes Twila though, and intends to work with her. When Twila wins immunity, Nick and Cassandra work to get Kimmi to flip to them, and she does along with Sarita, because she doesn't even really like Twila. Rodney goes.
The Smash Kings
Challenge: Rock Bottom
Savage pulls out the win in Savage fashion.
Becky and Allie are on the outs, and they make a plea to Katie and Dolly to come with them. Dolly is indecisive, but Katie wants to stay with Savage, Kelly, and Matt, who all have fairly poor social games. Allie is picked off for being less useless than Becky.
Challenge: Waiting to Exhale
Michelle pulls out the win, as the only young fit one.
Dan and Stacey are looking like they're on the outs, but Stacey still has her idol. She very publicly points out that she has it and that everyone should vote Dan out instead. Holly, Carolina, and Lisa are planning on voting Dan because of this, but Susie points out that Stacey might not play her idol. Holly, Carolina, and Lisa put their votes on Stacey, while Michelle and Susie vote for Dan. When Stacey votes for Dan, it becomes a 3-3-1 tie, with Dan having voted for Holly. In the re-vote, Stacey is taken out.
Sook Jai vs. The Fucking Final Team vs. Carlos, The Milkman
Challenge: Tow The Line
Carlos, The Milkman very barely edge out The Fucking Final Team after Sook Jai blows them both out of the water.
The new tribe divides along old lines, with Danielle, Morgan, Jaime, and outsider Jimmy against Semhar, Liliana, Leslie, and outsider Gillian. Gillian and Jimmy pair up, and they go with Semhar, Liliana, and Leslie, because despite their dislike of Semhar, they like Liliana and Leslie better than Danielle and Jaime. Morgan is out.
Mario Bros. FM vs. DIDDLEEEEE
Challenge: Steeple Chase
Mario Bros are far more athletic, win.
Christa very quickly flips against Shirin, Charlie, and Keith, going to Brice, Val, and Jessica. Rodger, however, also is looking to flip, having made a strong bond with Keith quickly. It looks like it'll be 4-4, but Rodger ultimately convinces Keith to flip against Shirin.
vs. Team Razzle Dazzle vs. District 12
Challenge: Sacrificial Lamb
proves to be the weakest of three very strong tribes, loses.
Penner decides he's in a bad position and needs to start a coup. He gathers tribe outcast Laura, and his NYC buddy Ken, and looks to dethrown Malcolm. Mookie and Malcolm are too close, so he goes to Alexis and Rachel. Alexis tells Malcolm of this plan and Malcolm changes his group's votes to Penner, but Rachel ultimately decides she likes Penner better, and Malcolm is out.
Team Team Team vs. The Walmart Tribe, Sponsored by Walmart vs. Queen Mary the Eleventeenth
Crystal slows down Team Team Team JUST enough.
Richard tries to reign back in his group of Julie, Shawna, and Erin, against Crystal and Reynold. Shawna manages to bring Reynold, who is trying to flirt with her for some reason, in, and Crystal is eliminated.
Team Chris is Really Really Really Hot vs. Sum 41
Challenge: Never Tear Us Apart
Aras and Hayden as a pair outlast Boo and Jolanda, Sum 41 wins.
At Team Chris, Boo and Jon desperately try to save themselves. They try to get Amber to flip and force a tie, Jon using intentionally racist logic cuz he's the villain, remember. Amber doesn't bite and Jon finally gets nipped.
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong vs. The Only One I Ever Loved
Challenge: United We Stand
God does not favor Matt, The Only One I Ever Loved loses.
Jenna is the outsider from Butch and Wanda, and Matt is the outsider from Jeff and Margaret. The two old people duos unite, and they take out Jenna, who's more annoying and less useful in challenges.
Charlie and the Muffins vs. Joaq's World
Challenge: Kicking and Screaming
Mike and JP carry Joaq's World to victory.
Christine, Caryn, and Gina have to choose between Sally and Matty, both lovely guys. Gina decides they're so lovely she actually likes them better than the rather abrasive Christine and whiny Caryn, and she flips to them to get Caryn out.
The Fighting Owls vs. The Mighty Mattresses
Challenge: Smash and Grab
Girl power prevails, Mattresses win.
Bob, Earl, and Candace have to choose between Marisa and Brett, and Brett just seems more loyal, so they take Marisa out.
The Chicken Littles vs. The Teen Titans
Challenge: Stairway to Heaven
Natalie can't win all by herself, Chicken Littles win.
Dave and Natalie are now in the minority against Frank, Kim, and Ashlee, but Natalie has the idol. She plays it on Dave, since none of the opposing three are at all savvy, and Frank is eliminated.
Tribe Number Three vs. Doctor Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution
Challenge: Barrel of Monkeys
Edna and Trish way less than Candice and Natalie, The Band Solution loses.
Despite her kicking and screaming, Ghandia is picked off pretty cleanly. Meanwhile, Chelsea gets the idol!
Team Africa vs. Jeff's Jaspers vs. Team Vortex
Challenge: Depth Charge
John Kenney probably fucks it up for the Jaspers.
On the Jaspers, Tyson-Corinne-Alicia are pissed at John for messing up, and consider booting him, but keep him because he's dumb and loyal and take out Jim.