LET THE MISANDRY BEGIN
1.Tom Westman - Palau
2.Chris Daugherty - Vanuatu
3.Coach Wade - Tocantins
4.Dave Cruser - China
5.Tyson Apostol - Tocantins
6.Tyson Apostol - Heroes vs Villains
7.Tyson Apostol - Blood vs Water
8.John Cochran - South Pacific
9.Jim Rice - South Pacific
10.Rob Mariano - Marquesas
11.Rob Mariano - Heroes vs Villains
12.Brian Heidik - Thailand
13.Kim Mullen - Palau
14.Richard Hatch - All-Stars
15.Andrew Savage - Pearl Island
16.Jenna Morasca - Amazon
17.Alicia Calaway - All-Stars
18.Sarah Jones - Marquesas
19.Kel Gleason - Australia
20.Joel Klug - Borneo
437. Tyson Apostol - Blood vs Water - It was either this one or HvV Tyson. I decided to cut this one because HvV's didn't last a whole season and TINA AND CIERA WERE R.OBBED AF AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Saving Marquesas Boston Rob because I actually liked him this season. #Blindside
436. Kim Mullen - Palau - She was so useless they considered keeping a guy begging to be voted out due to an injury in the game.
Saving Chris because, idk, good character or whatever. I don't detest these noms as much as I thought I would, so uh... cool.
435. Coach Wade (Tocantins - 5th Place)
I wouldn't say I hate Coach by any means, but he really was too much at times. At first he was kind of funny, but putting the comic relief in the spotlight really was a terrible idea and a mistake in an otherwise-great season.
Saving Tyson's Tocantins incarnation because I actually (partially ironically) think he was funny.
434. Brian Heidik (Thailand - Winner) - Okay, I actually haven't seen Thailand, but from the heavy featuring of it in the Funny 115, I feel like I have a vague idea of what goes on in that season. Brian seems like a really creepy dude, from the time he "accidentally" shot a puppy to the fact that he was probably an actual sociopath to the fact that prior to Survivor, he was a soft core porn (shoutout to @jenncantdance) actor. Just... a really gross guy, basically. Plus I guess he was a mildly unsettling gamebot in Survivor itself, so whatever.
Saving... uh, I don't even know. Richard?