The Book of Staci is an additional book of the Bible that has been hidden by the Catholic Church due to its revelation of how Staci is the actual God and that the entire rest of the Bible was completely false. The Pope is the only one who knows where the Book of Staci is hidden and is responsible for its protection. However, a couple of verses of the Book have been uncovered:

"And thou shalt, like, live long and, like, totally prosper like my great-great-great-great-grandfather did and, like, he was so cool and like a Pilgrim."

-Staci, 27:8

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