The Amazing Race 94Edit

See here for synopses and shit.

Picture Team Relationship Legs Roadblocks performed
1 2 31 4 5 6 71 8 9 101 11 12
Phillip&Brandon Brandon & Phillip Narcists 7th 8th 9th 6th 6th 6th 4th 1st 2nd 2nd 3rd 1st Brandon 6, Phillip 6
Courtney&Stephen Courtney & Stephen Dating 4th 3rd 2nd 5th 1st 4th 3rd 2nd 3rd 1st 2nd 2nd Courtney 6, Stephen 6
Ari&Lauren Ari & Lauren Friends...? 3rd 6th 1st 2nd 3rd 5th 2nd 3rd 1st 4th 1st 3rd Ari 6, Lauren 6
Erin&Chelsea Erin & Chelsea Best Friends 5th 2nd 4th 1st 2nd 2nd 6th 5th 4th 3rd 4th Erin 6, Chelsea 5
Toad&Crabbydad Toad & Crabbydad Son/Father 2nd 9th 8th 7th 7th 1st 5th 4th 5th Toad 5, Crabbydad 4
Marina&Diamond Marina & Diamond Hipster Friends 10th 4th 5th 8th 5th 3rd 1st 6th Marina 6, Diamond 2
Dan&Torque Dan & Torque Football Players 1st 1st 7th 4th 4th 7th Dan 2, Torque 4
Beldam&Vivian Beldam & Vivian Sisters 8th 5th 6th 3rd 8th Beldam 0, Vivian 5
Mariah&Kyle Mariah & Kyle Dating 6th 7th 3rd 9th Mariah 2, Kyle 2
Ryno&Mary Ryno & Mary Ex-Lovers 8th 10th Ryno 2, Mary 0
Austin&Justin Austin & Justin Teen Idols 11th Austin 1, Justin 0

1 = Non-elimination leg


Ari & Lauren - Sweet girl and girl who swears constantly

Austin & Justin - Douchey teen stars who hate their fans

Beldam & Vivian - Evil old lady who constantly yells at submissive girl and submissive girl

Brandon & Phillip - Exactly who they are on Survivor

Courtney & Stephen - Deadpan snarker and nerdy Jewish man

Dan & Torque - Quiet white Mormon guy and loud black man

Erin & Chelsea - Short formerly Jersey Shore-obsessed girl and queen bee

Mariah & Kyle - Secretly evil but sweet-looking girl and nerdy boyfriend

Marina & Diamond - Semi-famous singer and thebiggestmarinafan

Ryno & Mary - First one-person team in the history of TAR

Toad & Crabbydad - Sarcastic teen and frequently pissed off dad

The Amazing Race 95Edit

Picture Team Relationship Legs Roadblocks performed
1 2 3 4 51 6 7 81 9 10 11 12
Kendall&Zubat Kendall & Zubat Annoying Bitches 7th 2nd 7th 2nd 7th 2nd 5th 3rd 2nd 2nd 1st 1st Kendall 6, Zubat 6
Peach&Bowser Peach & Bowser Princess/Kidnapper 6th 6th 6th 3rd 6th 6th 4th 2nd 1st 1st 2nd 2nd Peach 6, Bowser 6
Cochran&Malcolm Cochran & Malcolm Unfunny Tweeters 2nd 9th 5th 4th 1st 5th 3rd 1st 4th 4th 3rd 3rd Cochran 6, Malcolm 6
Elesa&Skyla Elesa & Skyla Gym Leaders 5th 1st 3rd 7th 2nd 3rd 2nd 5th 3rd 3rd 4th Elesa 6, Skyla 5
Kevvy&Lucah Kevvy & Lucah Fapper/Fappee 4th 7th 4th 1st 4th 1st 1st 4th 5th Kevvy 4, Lucah 5
Erinn&Eliza Erinn & Eliza Survivor G.oddesses 9th 4th 2nd 5th 3rd 4th 6th Erinn 3, Eliza 4
Kevin&Shawn Kevin & Shawn Asians 3rd 8th 1st 6th 5th 7th Kevin 3, Shawn 3
Nick&Moritz Nick & Moritz Folk Singers 1st 5th 8th 8th Nick 3, Moritz 1
Peter&Lloyd Peter & Lloyd YouTubers 8th 3rd 9th Peter 1, Lloyd 2
Bonnibel&Marceline Bonnibel & Marceline Frenemies 10th 10th Bonnibel 1, Marceline 1
Roz&Blue Roz & Blue Dating 11th Roz 0, Blue 1

1 = Non-elimination leg


Bonnibel & Marceline - Benevolent princess and gothic vampire girl

Cochran & Malcolm - Identical to who they are on Survivor, but glued to their phones

Elesa & Skyla - G.oddess gym leaders

Eliza & Erinn - Just like how they are on Survivor

Kendall & Zubat - Whiny "attractive" teen girl and annoying Pokemon

Kevin & Shawn - Asian who pretends to be gay and twerks and Asian who is obsessed with video games

Kevvy & Lucah - Pervy young boy and potty-mouthed female LPer

Nick & Moritz - Cheerleader and father, both of whom sing folk music

Peach & Bowser - Generic personality-less princess and lonely man who kidnaps her frequently

Peter & Lloyd - Borewhores who do nothing except Lloyd occasionally saying something snarky but are loved due to their fanbases

Roz & Blue - Genki girl and laid-back (stoned?) boyfriend

The Amazing Race 96Edit

Note: This season is noncanon since I had no desire to complete it due to the lackluster cast.

Picture Team Relationships Legs Roadblocks performed
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Abi&RC Abi & RC Best Friends 1st Abi 0, RC 1
Aras&Vytas Aras & Vytas Brothers 6th Aras 1, Vytas 0
Billy&Candice Billy & Candice Lovers 9th Billy 0, Candice 1
Cackletta&Fawful Cackletta & Fawful Evildoers 10th Cackletta 1, Fawful 0
Eddie&Jenn Eddie & Jenn Dating 2nd Eddie 1, Jenn 0
JJamess&Reeve JJamess & Reeve Best Wiki Characters 3rd JJamess 0, Reeve 1
Keegan&Jordan Keegan & Jordan Comedians 5th Keegan 0, Jordan 1
Kip&LaFawnduh Kip & LaFawnduh Online Dating 8th Kip 0, LaFawnduh 1
Mika&Ariana Mika & Ariana Singers 4th Mika 1, Ariana 0
Whitney&Miltank Whitney & Miltank Trainer/Pokemon 7th Whitney 1, Miltank 0
Kim&North Kim & North Mother/Daughter 11th Kim 0, North 1


Abi & RC - Extremely bitchy Brazilian girl and extremely bitchy Jewish girl

Aras & Vytas - Indie music making yoga instructor brothers

Billy & Candice - Obese guy who sucks at racing and young attractive blonde of the season

Cackletta & Fawful - Evil witch and eccentric henchman who always has fury

Eddie & Jenn - That huge douche from Survivor: India and his girlfriend who seems way too cool for him

JJamess & Reeve - Very, very, very, very, very, very hot and attractive guy and extremely manly guy

Keegan & Jordan - Comedians who are actually funny

Kim & North - Promiscuous woman who is famous for being famous, and her infant daughter

Kip & LaFawnduh - Nerd and strong independent black woman

Mika & Ariana - Flamboyant singer and extremely short but g.oddess singer

Whitney & Miltank - Satan incarnate

The Amazing Race 97Edit

Picture Team Relationship Legs Roadblocks performed
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Wulfric&Windzette Wulfric & Windzette Dating...? 10th 4th 6th 2nd 6th 7th 2nd 4th 1st 3rd 1st 1st Wulfric 6, Windzette 6
Leafeon&Lauren Leafeon & Lauren Exes 4th 3rd 2nd 7th 4th 3rd 6th 2nd 3rd 2nd 2nd 2nd Leafeon 7, Lauren 5
Tom&Hustin Tom & Hustin Dorks 8th 6th 8th 6th 1st 2nd 3rd 5th 4th 4th 3rd 3rd Tom 6, Hustin 6
Goomy&God Goomy & God Deities 1st 1st 1st 8th 2nd 1st 4th 1st 5th 1st 4th Goomy 5, God 6
Alice&Luna Alice & Luna Blonde Brits 7th 2nd 3rd 1st 3rd 4th 5th 3rd 2nd 5th Alice 5, Luna 5
Kevin&Matt Kevin & Matt Sucksters 3rd 5th 7th 3rd 7th 5th 1st 6th Kevin 4, Matt 4
Grendel&MrsGrendel Mrs. Grendel & Grendel Mother/Son 6th 9th 5th 4th 5th 6th 7th Mrs. Grendel 4, Grendel 3
Marge&Jenzie Marge & Jenzie Married 2nd 7th 4th 5th 8th Marge 3, Jenzie 2
Charlie&Noah Charlie & Noah Douches 5th 8th 9th 9th Charlie 3, Noah 1
Vernon&Petunia Vernon & Petunia Married 9th 10th Vernon 1, Petunia 1
Lorde&Taylor Lorde & Taylor Best Friends 11th Lorde 1, Taylor 0


Alice & Luna - British girls, one is a wizard while the other is one of toadsexcrushes

Charlie & Noah - Tall douchey guy and short douchey guy

Goomy & God - Our lord and savior Himself, and homeschooled guy

Kevin & Matt - Quiz bowl lover and Sierra Reed lover

Leafeon & Lauren - Pokemon-obsessed weirdo and his ex-girlfriend who despises him

Lorde & Taylor - 17-year-old "singer" or something and talentless "country" singer

Marge & Jenzie - Tengagers with a mutual attraction

Mrs. Grendel & Grendel - Monstrous water witch and her even more monstrous son

Tom & Hustin - Dork (whose real name is Mr. Pantsito) and his idol

Vernon & Petunia - Obese evil uncle of Harry Potter and his snotty wife

Wulfric & Windzette - Fat old gym leader who lives in a snowing city and his biggest fan

The Amazing Race 98Edit

Picture Team Team Name Legs Roadblocks performed
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
ClareFrancesca Clare & Francesca #TeamVirginia 8th 6th 8th 3rd 7th 3rd 7th 6th 3rd 4th 2nd 1st Clare 6, Francesca 6
RobynScott Scott & Robyn #DatingMusicians 6th 7th 3rd 8th 8th 1st 2nd 5th 5th 1st 3rd 2nd Scott 6, Robyn 6
LemmyIggy2 Lemmy & Iggy #BadBrothers 1st 1st 9th 7th 2nd 2nd 3rd 2nd 4th 3rd 1st 3rd Lemmy 6, Iggy 6
ShrekDonkey Shrek & Donkey #SwampGoers 5th 5th 1st 5th 4th 6th 1st 3rd 2nd 2nd 4th Shrek 6, Donkey 5
ScarlettMax2 Scarlett & Max #DiabolicalMinds 9th 2nd 4th 2nd 3rd 4th 6th 1st 1st 5th Scarlett 6, Max 4
NoahOwen Noah & Owen #TeamTotalDrama 4th 8th 1st 1st 5th 7th 5th 4th 6th Noah 5, Owen 4
MonicaKim Monica & Kim #TheDerbyGirls 10th 9th 7th 9th 6th 5th 4th 7th Monica 4, Kim 4
CrystalGC Crystal & GC #RiceBuddies 7th 10th 10th 4th 1st 8th 8th Crystal 5, GC 2
NicoleVictoria Nicole & Victoria #BigBrother 2nd 3rd 5th 6th 9th Nicole 3, Victoria 2
TimOscar Tim & Oscar #TheDoppelgängers 3rd 4th 6th 10th Tim 2, Oscar 2
BerniceJordan Bernice & Jordan #"Hipster""Friends" 11th 11th 11th Bernice 1, Jordan 2


Bernice & Jordan - Definitely not first boot fodder

Clare & Francesca - Two g.oddesses who reside in Alexandria, VA, one of whom has fun (inthed)

Crystal & GC - Massive black Olympic runner who is amazing at challenges and stubborn grumpy black guy who won't eat his rice

Lemmy & Iggy - Weird childish Koopa and weird maniacal Koopa

Monica & Kim - Roller derby women who like giving teen boys death threats

Nicole & Victoria - G.oddess from Michigan and Jewish g.oddess

Noah & Owen - Snarky unathletic guy and morbidly obese guy

Robyn & Scott - Pianist and singer from Postmodern Jukebox

Scarlett & Max - Nerdy/secretly evil girl and most diabolical racer of all time

Shrek & Donkey - Ogre/supreme deity and his donkey friend who sounds suspiciously like Eddie Murphy

Tim & Oscar - Father of a fellow racer and 17th-century poet who happens to have the same face as him

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