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kinkshaming101 He's almost seven feet, proportionally would he NEED any help?
RinaYamasaki No, walking does.
ToadProbst HELLO I AM BACK
megarayquaza ooOooh deoxys messaged me
Scot_Pollard I am 8 feet tall I'll let your imagination do the rest.@kinkshaming101
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kinkshaming101 Excuse me, Scot_Pollard, how big is your penis?
ToadProbst Okay wow this is actually great
ToadProbst I'm a fan of Chatzilla!
RinaYamasaki ...
=-= jon_bois is now known as AntsInMyEyes
AlexJones THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATER
AlexJones THAT TURNED THE FROGS GAY
=-= AntsInMyEyes is now known as AntsInMyEyes_
Owenandheatherfa (conf) I have a hard time trusting people. I have very few people that I open up to entirely. So, I just, I think my biggest competition is myself.
[INFO] Using <chrome://chatzilla/skin/output-dark.css> as default motif.
kinkshaming101 A "hard time" or a "HARD time"?
[INFO] Using <chrome://chatzilla/skin/output-light.css> as default motif.
kinkshaming101 @Owenandheatherfan
KateTMiller Sounds like an improvement,.
Scot_Pollard Like twelve miles? @Kinkshaming
KateTMiller @Alex
ToadProbst OKAY
AntsInMyEyes_ hello I'M ANTS-IN-MY-EYES JOHNSON
ToadProbst HELLO, EVERYONE
ToadProbst AND WELCOME
ToadProbst TO
ToadProbst TOADVIVOR
ToadProbst JAMAICA!
KateTMiller Do frogs have penises?
kinkshaming101 Hm
KateTMiller This is an important question.
kinkshaming101 takes out tape recorder
ToadProbst *applause*
kinkshaming101 Scot gets off on exaggeration, clearly
Owenandheatherfa omg I was gonna use Jamaica
shutupredneckman It's about time we start. Anyone who wasn't expecting this to start at 9:40 is watching the show wrong
Owenandheatherfa I had the logo made already too
kinkshaming101 My mission is clear: see Scot's penis
Scot_Pollard Wow! I go to Ants In My Eyes Johnson all the time!
Owenandheatherfa i feel....so attacked
ToadProbst you snooze you lose hunty! @Owenandheatherfa
RinaYamasaki Why would you want to see Scot's penis...?
RinaYamasaki It's probably not that impressive.
kinkshaming101 For SCIENCE
ToadProbst ooh
AntsInMyEyes_ I MEAN--THERE'S SO MANY ANTS IN MY EYES
AlexJones I feel attacked too...
KateTMiller You know what they say about a man with big feet.
KateTMiller @Rina
KateTMiller ...big socks
ToadProbst ff
ToadProbst oh
AlexJones BY THE STINKIN GOVERNMENT CONTROLLED MEDIA
shutupredneckman works!
ToadProbst that was an orange block
Hammerr (CONF) My name is Hammerr, when I was just a wee young bit, me mum ain't know what to name me, so she just looked for the first thing she saw. That's why my name is Hammerr. She ain't very learned, so that's why I have a double m
kinkshaming101 We here at kinkshaming101 also run a sexual statistics page detailing the to-the-near-thousandth measurements of all intriguing individuals
ToadProbst HOWDY
ToadProbst h
ToadProbst Okay, well, that was kind of gross
AntsInMyEyes_ my electronics store has 53 AWARDS and i've accomplished all of this, despite having ANTS IN MY EYES ANd BEING ON FIRE
AntsInMyEyes_ I THINK I KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT HARD WORK
AntsInMyEyes_ BY THE WAY THIS WAS ALL A CONFESSIONAL SO, LIKE, PENCL THAT IN
KyleJason You know what else is gross?
KyleJason ME
KyleJason HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Scot_Pollard sits in awe of Ants In My Eyes Johnson
KateTMiller I agree.
Scot_Pollard Same! @Jason
Scot_Pollard ?HAAHAHAHA
KateTMiller That joke works on multiple levels.
KateTMiller @Kyle
KyleJason Who wants to stick their finger through my ears?
megarayquaza oo i'm goin in! @kyle
AntsInMyEyes_ do you have no brain
KateTMiller I have to say, I'm curious.
Hammerr I didn't know you could od that, like one of those fancy black hole things!
AntsInMyEyes_ I relate to that, actually
KateTMiller sticks finger in Jason's earhole
megarayquaza *tries to stick tail into kyle's ear*
KateTMiller It's... wide.
megarayquaza ooh nvm. too large
KyleJason *ear bites kate's finger*
Hammerr To space and finity beyond, like what Spock said!
AntsInMyEyes_ I bought a book on very rare conditions like, no brain, no touch, no SIGHT
KyleJason Whoops!
kinkshaming101 speaks into recorder
KyleJason Sometimes they do that!
ToadProbst (hey AntsInMyEyes you should PM me who you are hun-T)
AntsInMyEyes_ except ALL I COULD DO was BUY THE BOOK, I couldn't SEE anything
AntsInMyEyes_ I had to SIT there, like a goddam IDIOT
KateTMiller OW!
kinkshaming101 Megarayquaza must be a rare ear fetishist!
KateTMiller What the hell is this?
RinaYamasaki Get an audio book. It's not that hard...
KateTMiller Do you do kegel exercises with your ear?
RinaYamasaki Or get a friend to read it to you, but I'm guessing that's a bigger problem, right?
AntsInMyEyes_ yeah but what if Icouldn't HEAR huh
AntsInMyEyes_ ya didn't think about that
ToadProbst Okay.
ToadProbst SO.
ToadProbst We're here
ToadProbst in Montego Bay, Jamaica
AntsInMyEyes_ ya didn't--ya didn't consider, that maybe I have other DISeases, you don't know about
AntsInMyEyes_ you gotta bet more SENSITIVE next time
ToadProbst today, things are about to get INTENSE
KyleJason HAHAHAHAHAHA SCOT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE ANNOYING MAN
ToadProbst as 11 NEW CASTAWAYS
ToadProbst are READY
ToadProbst to COMPETE
KyleJason IF WE DIDN'T SHUT UP WHILE TOAD WAS TALKING
KyleJason HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hammerr .. @kateTMiller A keggle is to heat up your water.. why would he put it in his ear..
ToadProbst for the NEXT TOADVIVOR PRIZE
ToadProbst EVERYONE BE QUIET FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS SO I CAN EXPLAIN
KyleJason NO
Scot_Pollard NO
KyleJason HAHA
Scot_Pollard AHAH
=-= AlexJones is now known as JimWebb
ToadProbst they will have to brave THE ELEMENTS
ToadProbst AND
ToadProbst THE GAME
ToadProbst AND
ToadProbst PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE
ToadProbst OH, AND EACH OTHER
ToadProbst THAT TOO
KateTMiller A kegel is a thing ladies use to strengthen their vaginas after they give birth. @Hammerr
Hammerr (tbh i wanna be tai now
KateTMiller It's also a fun party toy
ToadProbst (be Tai then, you can still change!)
=-= Mode #Toadvivor5 +o ToadProbst by Owenandheatherfa
AntsInMyEyes_ where are the TWO HIPPOS SMASHING INTO EACH OTHER
AntsInMyEyes_ That's all I came for
JimWebb I DESERVE TIME
ToadProbst (thanks daddy @OHF)
=-= Hammerr is now known as TaiTrang
JimWebb PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TALKING FOR TEN MINUTES
Owenandheatherfa np bae
ToadProbst OKAY.
AntsInMyEyes_ how much of a joke can you HONESTLY MILK out of Jim Webb
ToadProbst SO.
JimWebb I DESERVE TO SPEAK, TOAD.
ToadProbst COME ON IN, GUYS!
AntsInMyEyes_ you can't get much! you can't--I'll tell you that!
JimWebb BEFORE I KILL YOU LIKE I DID WITH THAT GUY IN 'NAM
kinkshaming101 *recording* Jim Webb gets off on being an intolerable cunt.
KateTMiller Why? nothing any of us says matters all that much
KateTMiller @Jim
shutupredneckman "Come on in" -- MOR4, maybe?
Scot_Pollard Hey Jason let's do kegels or whatever she said!
Scot_Pollard Then our vaginas will be very strong.
AntsInMyEyes_ Here's my advice: what you're Doing, man, that's just like--that's just--nothing--it's gonna get really...really
ToadProbst So.
AntsInMyEyes_ okay I gotta stop being so NEGATIVE, gosh, with me, yelling all the time
ToadProbst Listen here, fellas.
ToadProbst There's one of me...
ToadProbst and 11 of you.
TaiTrang H-hey, Scot. I think we should listen to Toad.
AntsInMyEyes_ let's go back to my STORE!!!!!!!!! there's so many TVs
ToadProbst Look interesting?
AntsInMyEyes_ MICROWAVES. OTHER, ELECTRONICS-RELATED THINGS
ToadProbst Well, yeah, because you guys are ODD NUMBERED
shutupredneckman "Nothing any of us says matters all that much." KateTMiller easily gets an OTTN for this episode. That eliminates her winner chances. Only an idiot would think Kate wins, lol.
Scot_Pollard NO @Tai
Owenandheatherfa there won't be 11 fo rlong
KyleJason YEAH LET'S DO KEGELS WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS
TaiTrang Like the nature, we have to listen to our mother. Toad.
Owenandheatherfa (heather)
KyleJason flexes
ToadProbst So...
KateTMiller Hey, man. That's not negative, that's philosophy.
ToadProbst we're going to have a TWIST
ToadProbst and that twist is called.
ToadProbst UNEVEN TRIBES.
KateTMiller Which I guess, by definition, is pretty depressing.
ToadProbst (everybody goes :O)
ToadProbst Scared you there, eh?
KateTMiller Wow, great twist.
JimWebb Ya'Know, this is my first time actually having airtime on national television.
RinaYamasaki Why don't you just do Exile Island immunity?
Scot_Pollard Put me with my boy Jason!
RinaYamasaki Seriously.
Scot_Pollard @Toad
KateTMiller Who thought of that?
ToadProbst Now.
KateTMiller Give the man a promotion
ToadProbst Here's the ACTUAL twist.
Owenandheatherfa the rig....
Owenandheatherfa @uneven tribes
ToadProbst These tribes will be PICKED.
TaiTrang The twist, 1 v 11 season.
ToadProbst By you guys.
ToadProbst So, here's how it's gonna work.
ToadProbst I want you all to pick a number between 1 and 11.
KyleJason 5.
ToadProbst I have 2 numbers planned out.
KateTMiller 3.
KyleJason I PICK FIVE.
kinkshaming101 A fan from Coriander writes, "This is fucking gay!"
ToadProbst The two who pick the correct numbers are the two "captains".
ToadProbst Go!
shutupredneckman I'm picking 4. It has a winner's edit.
kinkshaming101 Fan, I am inclined to agree.
KateTMiller I agree with Coriander guy.
AntsInMyEyes_ NINE
shutupredneckman 4.
ToadProbst Do it in PM if you can
TaiTrang 7
Scot_Pollard 6!
AntsInMyEyes_ like, NINE views
KateTMiller This is fucking gay.
kinkshaming101 7
kinkshaming101 3
ToadProbst Wait nvm
ToadProbst This is fine
ToadProbst Okay
JimWebb 2
AntsInMyEyes_ is burning alive
JimWebb Gay people deserve rights, Kate.
KateTMiller I agree.
KateTMiller I meant gay in the new sense of the word
kinkshaming101 Being gay is such a gross kink
Scot_Pollard Put me with MY BOY Jason
KateTMiller which means uncool
AntsInMyEyes_ Gay people, I mean, what do you care about them, why care about them when you could careabout MY STORE
kinkshaming101 #kimkshamed
AntsInMyEyes_ LOOK AT THESE PRICES
Scot_Pollard TOAD
Owenandheatherfa has every number been picked
Scot_Pollard Give me and MY BOY
AntsInMyEyes_ points to a microwave and it explodes
Scot_Pollard a good team
KyleJason (Fun fact: there are 7 men and 4 women!)
Owenandheatherfa rig???
ToadProbst 10 and 11 have not been picked
Owenandheatherfa 11
TaiTrang 10
KyleJason IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I PICKED FIVE AND THAT'S MY NUMBER HAHAHA
ToadProbst megarayquaza has seemingly not picked
KateTMiller 3 is my lucky number, or something.
KateTMiller I don't really believe in luck, but hey
JimWebb This is uneven gender equality stifles creativitiy amongst women, and it MUST be stopped.
KateTMiller I like how it's all curvy.
ToadProbst OKAY.
ToadProbst The numbers are in.
TaiTrang Jason
ToadProbst The two numbers that I had picked are...
KateTMiller Uneven genders must be another twist.
ToadProbst FOUR
ToadProbst and
ToadProbst SEVEN.
ToadProbst Four was picked by...
Owenandheatherfa rig
Owenandheatherfa @not 11
ToadProbst Shutupredneckman.
TaiTrang There once was a tale where the Earth, Wind, and Water were together, but the Fire come and cause chaos..
ToadProbst And 7 was picked by...
ToadProbst Tai.
KateTMiller Two obviously very qualified captains.
shutupredneckman Hahahaahaha. I was right.
shutupredneckman #4 had a winner's edit.
KyleJason HEH LOOK AT THAT SCOT. HE'S RIGGING AGAINST US.
TaiTrang Three is a very lucky number.
ToadProbst So, here's how it's gonna work, okay?
Scot_Pollard Let me and MY BOY live you bitch! @Toad
KyleJason nudges Scot extremely hard so he falls over and kills a small adorable animal
ToadProbst Shutupredneckman is going to pick someone first. And then Tai.
shutupredneckman I legit can't tell if you're an idiot or a robot but if you're just going to repeat the same things over and over without answering questions, I'd suggest you just leave me alone and move on with your life.
shutupredneckman @Kyle
Scot_Pollard THEY ARE TOTALLY RIGGING AGAINST US
Scot_Pollard @Jason
JimWebb Redneck is a derogatory name for a person from the southern united states, it is very offensive.
ToadProbst And then the people picked will pick the next people.
TaiTrang (wait can i pm or is that not allowed)
ToadProbst And that's pretty much it.
ToadProbst (you can PM!)
AntsInMyEyes_ WHOA IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS
AntsInMyEyes_ JUST GOT KNOCKED INTO TWELFTH GEAR
shutupredneckman (can I pick in public)
ToadProbst test
TaiTrang (can i pick in public)
ToadProbst Ooh, this is good
ToadProbst Yes, pick in public.
ToadProbst SURM? Go.
AntsInMyEyes_ I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
shutupredneckman (that's terrible)
AntsInMyEyes_ @that font
KyleJason (I CAN STILL HEAR YOU WHEN YOU TALK IN HERE DUDE.)
ToadProbst (oh sorry lol)
AntsInMyEyes_ I USUALLY CAN BUT
KateTMiller That's not gonna work, buddy.
TaiTrang (wait who's first)
AntsInMyEyes_ *I USUALLY CAN'T
KateTMiller @Toad
AntsInMyEyes_ but OH MY GOD NOW I ALSO CAN'T
kinkshaming101 A fan from New York writes, "Why are you so prejudiced against gay people? Love is love tbh and your blog would be so great if you weren't so hateful about two dudes wanting to finagle one another. Like what issue do you have with it? I can't believe you and I'm reporting you to the staff! Bye xoxo"
ToadProbst better?
shutupredneckman (ya)
kinkshaming101 Someone gets off on being a raging bitch!
Owenandheatherfa (conf) i'm hoping tai will pick me due to my obsessive love of asian people. i mean he'll never compare to the elusive So Kim but he's aight
kinkshaming101 #kinkshamed
AntsInMyEyes_ I STILL CAn'T SEE ANYTHING
ToadProbst kk there we go
TaiTrang (Who's first wtf)
TaiTrang (TOAD)
shutupredneckman I'm picking OHF.
AntsInMyEyes_ THERE'S SO MANY ANTS IN MY EYES
shutupredneckman For no particular reason. I just like his edit so far.
=== The nickname “KINGSTON:” does not exist.
JimWebb I can solve the Ant's problem in your eyes, friend.
shutupredneckman There's no way he would get that many OTTP scenes if he was the first out.
ToadProbst wtf why can't I change the topic on Chatzilla
ToadProbst help me Ohf!
TaiTrang The spirits tell me to pick Kyle! The wind is blowing in the right direction so everyone can grow equally and together.
ToadProbst wait nvm I got it
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “KINGSTON: SURM, OHF | MARLEY: TAI”
Scot_Pollard WHY ARE YOU RIGGING AGAINST ME
TaiTrang (i just picked)
ToadProbst And Tai picks Kyle!
shutupredneckman Lol, Toad.
shutupredneckman Such a casual.
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “KINGSTON: SURM, OHF | MARLEY: TAI, JASON”
KateTMiller You should pick me if you want some strong female representation on your team.
KyleJason HAH THANKS TAI
ToadProbst Okay, OHF?
KateTMiller Or just like, a pair of boobs.
ToadProbst OHF, pick a team member.
KateTMiller However you want to see me.
megarayquaza swipe right to me
megarayquaza i'm online xx
KyleJason HEY SCOT U KNOW THAT MEME SCOTS HURRIEDLY? WELL I GOT THE SEQUEL
Owenandheatherfa getting picked first
KyleJason KYLES LOUDLY
Owenandheatherfa (heather)
KyleJason HAHA IT'S JUST AS OBNOXIOUS AS ME
AntsInMyEyes_ OH SHIT WHAT'S UP
AntsInMyEyes_ @jason
KateTMiller Why did you just say a word in parentheses?
KateTMiller Is that a secret?
Scot_Pollard WOW THAT'S REALLY OBNOXIOUS DUDE @KyleJason
ToadProbst O shit waddup!!
KateTMiller Did you not want us to hear that word?
shutupredneckman This is embarrassing.
shutupredneckman Let's get this over with.
AntsInMyEyes_ STOP REVEALING MY TRUE INTENTIONS, TOADPROBST
ToadProbst OHF?
AntsInMyEyes_ You're like a--a fuckin MINDer, let me tell you that, I'm not smart, but I know that
Scot_Pollard ?
AntsInMyEyes_ Were you sent by the government to control my brain
RinaYamasaki You're right, you aren't smart.
AntsInMyEyes_ Huh?????? FIGHT
Owenandheatherfa hmm.
Owenandheatherfa hmmm
Owenandheatherfa hmmmmm
RinaYamasaki *eyes widen*
KyleJason plays patty cake with Scot
kinkshaming101 *recording* People hear seem to be very aroused by the notion of taking half a lifetime to choose teammates!
KateTMiller Pick me, I'm almost useful.
Owenandheatherfa picking Rina
Owenandheatherfa asian queen
RinaYamasaki Uhhhh, I mean, you are smart! Don't feel bad!
ToadProbst Okay!
Scot_Pollard plays patty cake with Jason
JimWebb The government can't solve your problem, @AntsInMyEyes_
Scot_Pollard JASON
TaiTrang (Conf) I know they can come off as weird, but back in the country side. If the plant is weak, you have to give it love and it'll give back.
Scot_Pollard PICK ME
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “KINGSTON: SURM, OHF, RINA | MARLEY: TAI, JASON”
Scot_Pollard I'M YOUR BOY
Scot_Pollard SCOT
RinaYamasaki *flips hair* I knew you'd pick me.
ToadProbst Oh no. Jason, you're next.
Scot_Pollard POLLARD
KateTMiller Jason, pick me!
RinaYamasaki Gays can't resist my charm.
KateTMiller Nobody would see it coming.
Scot_Pollard JASON PICK ME I'M YOUR BOY
KyleJason rACES OVER AND GRABS SCOT BY THE BUTT AND DRAGS HIM ONTO MY TRIBE
AntsInMyEyes_ JASON IF YOU WANT, A TRULY OBNOXIOUS GUY, WHO SELLS STUFF
JimWebb However, I can fight to change your problem.
KyleJason I PICK SCOT HA
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “KINGSTON: SURM, OHF, RINA | MARLEY: TAI, JASON, SCOT”
KateTMiller Especially since your boyfriend is still up for- oh.
AntsInMyEyes_ YOU GOTTA GO WITH ME, AND MY LOW PRICES
ToadProbst (the Marley tribe literally being Tai, Jason, and Scot)
Scot_Pollard YES THANK GOD MY BOY PICKED ME
TaiTrang Hi Scot! Welcome to our team!
KateTMiller I'm not just gonna play the sexism card, but
AntsInMyEyes_ LOW LOW LOW, LOW LOW LOW PRICES
ToadProbst Okay. We've got 3-3 so far. Rina? Your pick.
KateTMiller Eventually I totally will.
KyleJason HEY SCOT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL??
RinaYamasaki I'll pick Kate. Easy boot.
TaiTrang What would be cool?
KyleJason HOGGING UP -ALL- THE SCREEN TIME INSTEAD OF GIVING IT TO GOOD CHARACTERS!!!! HAHAHA
megarayquaza oo damn! rina THiCC
RinaYamasaki I mean, easy to get along with.
JimWebb One f the tribes needs Leadership YOU can Trust.
KateTMiller Thanks for giving a nice reason.
RinaYamasaki Ha ha.
ToadProbst Kate? Okay. Scot, next?
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “KINGSTON: SURM, OHF, RINA, KATE | MARLEY: TAI, JASON, SCOT”
AntsInMyEyes_ SCOT DO YOU WANT A WORLD-CLASS GUY AT GIVING WORLD-CLASS PITCHES
kinkshaming101 A live-feeder writes, "Pick me!"
AntsInMyEyes_ COME ON DOWN TO MY STORE AND BUY MY REALLY EFFECTIVE, um, LOW-PRICED ELECTRONICS
kinkshaming101 I will not pick you
kinkshaming101 #kinkshamed
AntsInMyEyes_ LOOK AT THIS
ToadProbst scot!
AntsInMyEyes_ IT'S A BANANA IT ONLY COSTS TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS
ToadProbst Scot, pick your next player
AntsInMyEyes_ LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH ONLY 35 DOLLARS
KateTMiller Must be a good banana.
KyleJason HAHA YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
KyleJason TAI LOOKS A -LOT- LIKE YAU MAN
JimWebb Scot_Pollard pick before I endorse Trump.
KyleJason HAHAHA
TaiTrang Haha...
AntsInMyEyes_ LOOK AT MY DOG FROM HIGH SCHOOL IT'S ONLY LIKE 6 DOLLARS IDK HE'S DEAD NOW
AntsInMyEyes_ frantically sells things
TaiTrang Jason, you know who you look like?
KateTMiller Matt Damon!
ToadProbst scot!
KateTMiller He does.
TaiTrang A beauty field of flowers. The sun beam down make the sky beautiful, make everything look good.
KateTMiller Well, that too, I guess?
KyleJason SCOT PICKS ANTSINMYEYES JOHNSON
KateTMiller Mostly Matt Damon.
shutupredneckman I realize this sounds condescending, but this season already sucks. Like, is objectively bad.
ToadProbst Scot, are you picking AntsInMyEyes Johnson?
shutupredneckman Like, there's a difference between subjective and objective, yeah, but even someone with mental issues could tell that this is a bad season.
KateTMiller That doesn't make any sense.
AntsInMyEyes_ YOU COULD'VE SAID THAT ABOUT REDVIVOR CAGAYAN
ToadProbst Someone go and wake up Scot from his slumber
KateTMiller You can't judge a TV show objectively.
shutupredneckman Yeah you can, Kate.
KateTMiller It's like, by definition a subjective opinion.
AntsInMyEyes_ Scot_Pollard
shutupredneckman Nope.
shutupredneckman You're wrong.
TaiTrang Everyone! I have an idea.
KateTMiller I am right.
KateTMiller Probably.
shutupredneckman Like, it's about craft.
RinaYamasaki No, Kate, you're right.
kinkshaming101 this rp is sinking faster than the city of atlantis
shutupredneckman Look at Katy Perry and like, the Beatles.
KateTMiller But who's to decide what craft is good?
shutupredneckman If I said I like Katy Perry more...
TaiTrang What if we just, choose to not vote anyone out, and create a utopian society on this island. We are all beautiful, and it'd be a beautiful society.
ToadProbst y'all suck, this is gonna happen
shutupredneckman yes, that's an opinion
shutupredneckman but I'm objectively wrong.
shutupredneckman Because the Beatles put more effort into their craft.
KyleJason poorly mimics Scot's voice "I pick Ants!"
shutupredneckman You know what I mean?
shutupredneckman I realize this sounds patronizing and condescending, but bear with me here.
KyleJason Scot_Pollard
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “KINGSTON: SURM, OHF, RINA, KATE | MARLEY: TAI, JASON, SCOT, ANTS”
KyleJason Scot_Pollard
KyleJason Scot_Pollard
KateTMiller I'm allowed to say that I think my nephew's macaroni portrait is better than the Mona Lisa.
shutupredneckman This season is objectively bad.
ToadProbst Okay, well, I mean.
ToadProbst Scot is basically Jason.
ToadProbst So.
KateTMiller That is just as valid an opinion as the other way around.
ToadProbst Kate... pick, I guess.
JimWebb This roleplay is falling faster than the World Trade Center.
KyleJason HAHA YEAH BROTHER
KateTMiller And I'm an artist, I can make this shit up.
ToadProbst Jim Webb, megarayquaza, and kinkshaming left.
AntsInMyEyes_ I mEAN THERE'S SO MANY ANTS IN MY EYES
KateTMiller Hm... let's see.
KateTMiller We have the gay dragon thing... that's pretty cool.
megarayquaza xx
KateTMiller Kinkshaming... no respect for what he does...
kinkshaming101 GAY dragon?
KateTMiller and some guy who was on the White Sox at one point?
kinkshaming101 Dis.Gust.Ing.
KateTMiller I know him from something.
kinkshaming101 @Megarayquaza
KateTMiller I pick the gay dragon.
JimWebb I was the SENATOR FROM VIRGINIA.
kinkshaming101 meet a woman and add to the world
megarayquaza don't be jealous hunty
ToadProbst Okay!
JimWebb AND THE US SECRETARY OF THE NAVY.
TaiTrang (CONF) Jason taught me this new word.
megarayquaza when you're in a battle, you GOTTA be ready to walk.
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “KINGSTON: SURM, OHF, RINA, KATE, MEGARAYQUAZA | MARLEY: TAI, JASON, SCOT, ANTS”
TaiTrang (CONF) "Dude".
KateTMiller Did you fuck your secretary or something?
KateTMiller @Jim
ToadProbst AntsOnMyEyes?
ToadProbst You have Kinkshamer and JimWebb
KyleJason DUDE.
JimWebb I was the SECRETARY.
ToadProbst almost typed that as JimWeeb
AntsInMyEyes_ hi
KyleJason IT'S ANTS -IN- MY EYES.
KyleJason NOT -ON-
kinkshaming101 Jim Webb won't admit that he was aroused in our earlier meeting
ToadProbst oops
KyleJason dropkicks Toad
KyleJason GET IT RIGHT MAN
AntsInMyEyes_ CHRIST WHAT ARE THESE CHOICES
AntsInMyEyes_ I DON'T LIKE EITHER OF YOU
KateTMiller You got fucked by Jim Webb?
KateTMiller @Jim
AntsInMyEyes_ I CAN'T SOLVE ~ANYTHING~
ToadProbst Sorry, ToadProbst had a really nice massage earlier and is now woozy
AntsInMyEyes_ Kinkshamer fuck it let's DO IT
kinkshaming101 can I decline
TaiTrang No!
KyleJason IS THAT A SEX THING
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “KINGSTON: SURM, OHF, RINA, KATE, MEGARAYQUAZA, JIM WEBB | MARLEY: TAI, JASON, SCOT, ANTS, KINKSHAMER”
ToadProbst Okay.
TaiTrang We are the team, we have stay together, Kink.
JimWebb (yay me)
ToadProbst And that leaves Jim Webb on Kingston.
KateTMiller Oh great, we get that guy.
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “KINGSTON: SURM, OHF, RINA, KATE, MEGARAYQUAZA, JIM | MARLEY: TAI, JASON, SCOT, ANTS, KINKSHAMER”
kinkshaming101 Please do not touch me @ Tai
TaiTrang Mr.Kink, Mista Ants, welcome to the team!
ToadProbst Well...
kinkshaming101 I know your kind
Owenandheatherfa kingston is WINNING.
kinkshaming101 They're so... so...
kinkshaming101 Vile
kinkshaming101 disgusting
kinkshaming101 I can't believe I'm on a team with one
ToadProbst Who's ready to get to their first immunity challenge?
kinkshaming101 There's kinks and then there's YOU
TaiTrang I love you too, Kink. I know you just anger.
KateTMiller Not me.
JimWebb You know what is vile? Bernie's policies!
TaiTrang You have that anger inside of you.
megarayquaza lmao well you know me
KateTMiller Can we come back later?
JimWebb laughs
KyleJason ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JimWebb I am Funny.
megarayquaza ridin that delta stream all the way to the d(elta episode)
KyleJason I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JimWebb Vote for me, please.
TaiTrang In your core, your heart. You have that anger, Kink.
KateTMiller Are you a Republican presidential candidate? @JimWebb
TaiTrang You need to love. <3
AntsInMyEyes_ HE ACTUALLY IS
ToadProbst OKAY GUYS CHALLENGE IS ABOUT TO START
KateTMiller nah I'm just joking
KateTMiller that'd be insulting
JimWebb I am not a normal Democrat.
AntsInMyEyes_ HE WAS TRYING TO HIDE IT
ToadProbst So.
TaiTrang (wait where's scot)
JimWebb I am a People's Democrat.
RinaYamasaki I'll sit out.
ToadProbst Jamaica is known for its large expanses of water
ToadProbst Honestly where even is Scot
AntsInMyEyes_ he's SO TALL
AntsInMyEyes_ it'd be hard to lose him
ToadProbst But yeah. So, for today's challenge, we will be doing...
AntsInMyEyes_ but I think we just did.
ToadProbst ...something that has nothing to do with massive expanses of water!
Scot_Pollard I AM BACK
RinaYamasaki Can I sit out?
Scot_Pollard WITH ICE CREAM
ToadProbst Good!
TaiTrang Scot
KateTMiller Did you bring some for the whole class? @Scot
RinaYamasaki I'm sitting out.
ToadProbst JUST KIDDING WE ARE DOING SOMETHING TO DO WITH WATER!
Owenandheatherfa wow
ToadProbst Rina is sitting out, okay, that was... premature but works
ToadProbst So.
Owenandheatherfa what a twist
RinaYamasaki Wow! Ha! You got me!
Owenandheatherfa u got us
KateTMiller Afraid of water? That's tough. I drink it every day.
KateTMiller @Rina
JimWebb Jim Webb loves Swimming!
KateTMiller It may become a problem back at camp.
ToadProbst This challenge is called "Hoist Up The John B Sails"
ToadProbst And it will require the use of TEAMWORK
ToadProbst and EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION.
ToadProbst Here's how it works.
megarayquaza i don't even swim y'all
AntsInMyEyes_ what the fuck is a John B Sail
AntsInMyEyes_ I'll ask you that
ToadProbst On my go, one contestant from each tribe will post one direction
TaiTrang EfEffect..
shutupredneckman You don't know what a John B Sail is?
KateTMiller We have neither of those things.
TaiTrang Effectif
shutupredneckman Lol, shows your intelligence.
KateTMiller We literally all just met.
shutupredneckman Moron.
ToadProbst The directions are: *unloads boat* *gets on boat* *hoists up sail* *takes off*
ToadProbst So, you'll have to come up with an order.
ToadProbst One contestant for each direction.
KyleJason I WANT TO UNLOAD THE BOAT
ToadProbst And you'll notice there are only 4.
KyleJason HAHA
KyleJason ME
Scot_Pollard I HAVE M&MS IN MY ICE CREAM
ToadProbst Once you get to #5, the fifth team member will be solving a puzzle.
Scot_Pollard M&MS IN MY ICE CREAM JOHNSON!
ToadProbst First person to complete the puzzle by solving it and posting a screencap here on mainchat wins immunity for their tribe!
ToadProbst Makes sense?
KateTMiller M&Ms? lucky.
AntsInMyEyes_ what the hell that's PLAGIARISM
KyleJason DUDE CAN WE HAVE TRIBE CHATS
AntsInMyEyes_ I really want ice cream though
KateTMiller Nothing on this show makes sense.
ToadProbst Okay, I'll give you a minute to figure out who's going where
ToadProbst oh FUCK yeah tribe chats
kinkshaming101 I'll do the puzzle
KateTMiller How are there camera men in Jamaica?
KyleJason I'M UNLOADING THE BOAT
KyleJason HAHAA
KateTMiller Why aren't we all high?
JimWebb I'll take off.
Scot_Pollard WHAT DO I DO
Scot_Pollard I DONT CARE
AntsInMyEyes_ hoist up the sale
Owenandheatherfa i'll unload the boat sounds like the least work to me
AntsInMyEyes_ you're tall
TaiTrang -tries to put hand on scots shoulder, desperately fails-
ToadProbst #KINGSTON #MARLEY
TaiTrang ...Win.
AntsInMyEyes_ you're a former professional baseball player
Scot_Pollard OKAY
shutupredneckman TEAM KINGSTON - let's just do it in order.
TaiTrang That's what we do
ToadProbst TRIBE CHATS
shutupredneckman Me, OHF, Rina, Kate, Mega, Jim.
ToadProbst #KINGSTON #MARLEY
shutupredneckman Agreed?
AntsInMyEyes_ I'll get on the boat
AntsInMyEyes_ because that's the one thing I can do
KateTMiller So Jim does the puzzle?
KateTMiller Is he up for that?
AntsInMyEyes_ when my nerves--they DON'T ALLOW FOR THE SENSATION OF TOUCH
KateTMiller He seems... off.
ToadProbst Once you guys are ready, tell me.
KyleJason I'M READY TO DO THIS
JimWebb i said i would take off.
JimWebb @kate
shutupredneckman All that matters is who does the puzzle.
KateTMiller Okay then.
shutupredneckman I will do it.
KateTMiller Good luck.
shutupredneckman Since I'm the team captain
shutupredneckman and
megarayquaza i'm so ready
KyleJason WHO IS DOING OUR PUZZLE MAN
shutupredneckman the most intelligent on the team.
shutupredneckman So, we are doing it in the order at the top
KateTMiller Well, one of those things is true.
Scot_Pollard I DON'T KNOW @JASON
megarayquaza the other legendaries will be CLAMORING for me after this show airs X
shutupredneckman OHF -> Rina -> Kate -> Mega -> Me, doing the puzzle.
KateTMiller Rina said she was sitting out, earlier.
JimWebb hello?
KateTMiller I think she actually isn't here.
JimWebb hi im here
JimWebb I am a person
shutupredneckman OHF (unloads boat), RINA (gets on boat), KATE (hoists up sail), MEGARAYQUAZA (takes off), SURM (puzzle)
shutupredneckman OHF (unloads boat), RINA (gets on boat), KATE (hoists up sail), MEGARAYQUAZA (takes off), SURM (puzzle)
shutupredneckman OHF (unloads boat), RINA (gets on boat), KATE (hoists up sail), MEGARAYQUAZA (takes off), SURM (puzzle)
JimWebb @Redneck
KateTMiller it's OHF-Me-Mega-Jim-SURM
AntsInMyEyes_ trying to be a person @Jim
shutupredneckman Take a minute to get this through your thick skulls.
shutupredneckman Idiots
shutupredneckman OHF (unloads boat), RINA (gets on boat), KATE (hoists up sail), MEGARAYQUAZA (takes off), SURM (puzzle)
shutupredneckman Take a minute to get this through your thick skulls.
shutupredneckman Idiots
shutupredneckman OHF (unloads boat), RINA (gets on boat), KATE (hoists up sail), MEGARAYQUAZA (takes off), SURM (puzzle)
KyleJason DUDE WHAT IS OUR ORDER
shutupredneckman The other tribe is a mess haha lol.
Scot_Pollard ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON COME TO OUR CHAT
KateTMiller Rina isn't playing, dude.
KateTMiller @SURM
JimWebb Rina Opted Out.
AntsInMyEyes_ #Marley
KateTMiller Jim is.
shutupredneckman You really just cannot handle answering the question, it's crazy. You just restate the exact same thing over and over.
ToadProbst Kingston looks like they have a good order. Marley, what's up with you guys?
shutupredneckman Okay.
megarayquaza boutta take off faster than entei did after he found out shaymin (sky forme) couldn't perform~
shutupredneckman OHF (unloads boat), KATE (gets on boat), MEGARAYQUAZA (hoists up sail), JIM (takes off), SURM (puzzle)
shutupredneckman OHF (unloads boat), KATE (gets on boat), MEGARAYQUAZA (hoists up sail), JIM (takes off), SURM (puzzle)
shutupredneckman OHF (unloads boat), KATE (gets on boat), MEGARAYQUAZA (hoists up sail), JIM (takes off), SURM (puzzle)
shutupredneckman You're such a moron, lol. @kate
KateTMiller Thanks for posting it three times
KyleJason SHUT UP TOAD WE'RE WORKING ON IT
shutupredneckman You really can't accept the fact that you're wrong, can you?
ToadProbst okay!!
shutupredneckman You just keep restating the same thing.
shutupredneckman Over and over.
KateTMiller It's hard sometimes, yeah.
shutupredneckman Like a child.
KateTMiller Like a woman.
KateTMiller It's my weak woman mind.
kinkshaming101 Tai (unloads boat), Jason (gets on boat), Scot (hoists up sail), Ants (takes off), Kink (puzzle)
JimWebb (Is OHF Here)
kinkshaming101 OKAY LET'S GO
shutupredneckman Who cares?
shutupredneckman OHF (unloads boat), KATE (gets on boat), MEGARAYQUAZA (hoists up sail), JIM (takes off), SURM (puzzle)
KyleJason NO
TaiTrang NO
KyleJason THAT IS NOT OUR ORDER
TaiTrang Kink shaming wrong order!
KyleJason KINKSHAMING DONL'T BE STUPID YOU DUMB DUMB
TaiTrang Kink shaming is a fool is monkey, haha.
kinkshaming101 I won't do it any other way
TaiTrang Joke with us.
TaiTrang <3
shutupredneckman Lol. Marley just stole our format.
kinkshaming101 I get off on being the dom
shutupredneckman They can't be original at all, can they?
shutupredneckman Casuals.
ToadProbst You guys ready? Or still having difficulties?
Scot_Pollard I DONT KNOW
shutupredneckman We're ready, Toad.
megarayquaza daym redneck you gotta loosen uppp
KyleJason ME - UNLOADING :: TAI - GETS ON BOAT :: SCOT - HOISTS SAIL :: ANTS - TAKES OFF :: KINK - PUZZLE
KyleJason THERE
KyleJason THAT'S US
JimWebb @Owenandheatherfa
AntsInMyEyes_ THERE'S SO MANY POSSIBILITIES IN THIS TEAM
shutupredneckman OHF (unloads boat), KATE (gets on boat), MEGARAYQUAZA (hoists up sail), JIM (takes off), SURM (puzzle)
ToadProbst Okay!
Scot_Pollard WE READY DUDES?
JimWebb are you here.
ToadProbst SURVIVORS READY?
AntsInMyEyes_ AND THERE'S SO MANY WAYS TO EXPLOIT EVERYTHING
KyleJason ME - UNLOADING :: TAI - GETS ON BOAT :: SCOT - HOISTS SAIL :: ANTS - TAKES OFF :: KINK - PUZZLE
KyleJason ME - UNLOADING :: TAI - GETS ON BOAT :: SCOT - HOISTS SAIL :: ANTS - TAKES OFF :: KINK - PUZZLE
KyleJason ME - UNLOADING :: TAI - GETS ON BOAT :: SCOT - HOISTS SAIL :: ANTS - TAKES OFF :: KINK - PUZZLE
KyleJason ME - UNLOADING :: TAI - GETS ON BOAT :: SCOT - HOISTS SAIL :: ANTS - TAKES OFF :: KINK - PUZZLE
KyleJason ME - UNLOADING :: TAI - GETS ON BOAT :: SCOT - HOISTS SAIL :: ANTS - TAKES OFF :: KINK - PUZZLE
KyleJason YEAAAAHHH
AntsInMyEyes_ AND THERE'S SO MANY ANTS IN MY EYES
ToadProbst READY?
shutupredneckman We need to win. 6-4. Haha lol I can't wait.
ToadProbst GOOOOO!
KyleJason *UNLOADS BOAT*
shutupredneckman
shutupredneckman OHF, start.
kinkshaming101 You switched 2 things
shutupredneckman Moron.
JimWebb (I knew he wasn't here)
Owenandheatherfa *unloads boat*
KyleJason TAITRANG
kinkshaming101 Kyle gets off on being the dom too?
KyleJason GO
KateTMiller *gets on boat*
shutupredneckman What a retard.
kinkshaming101 I'll show him
megarayquaza *hoists up sail fabulously*
shutupredneckman OHF (unloads boat), KATE (gets on boat), MEGARAYQUAZA (hoists up sail), JIM (takes off), SURM (puzzle)
Owenandheatherfa sry I was getting a pizza
TaiTrang *gets on boat
shutupredneckman Jim, your turn.
JimWebb *takes off*
Scot_Pollard *hoists up sail*
AntsInMyEyes_ *takes off*
shutupredneckman Okay.
shutupredneckman Puzzle?
shutupredneckman Hurry up.
KateTMiller we have to do it four times?
kinkshaming101 ...?
shutupredneckman This is so obviously rigged lol
megarayquaza you only get ONE shot for this.
Scot_Pollard I HOISTED THE SAIL!
megarayquaza and don't fuck it up.
ToadProbst PUZZLES WILL BE POSTED IN TRIBE CHATS
AntsInMyEyes_ I TOOK OFF
ToadProbst http://www.jigsawplanet.com/?rc=play&pid=1ffd67aa87c6
kinkshaming101 Puzzle?
shutupredneckman Toad, I need the puzzle. Now. Stop rigging it for your alpha favorites.
ToadProbst WAIT NVM BOTH TRIBES FINISHED
ToadProbst http://www.jigsawplanet.com/?rc=play&pid=1ffd67aa87c6
ToadProbst http://www.jigsawplanet.com/?rc=play&pid=1ffd67aa87c6
Scot_Pollard YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY FRONTAL LOBES @SHUTUPREDNECKMAN
KateTMiller Oh nevermind.
KyleJason THAT'S A GIANT BLUE BLOCK YOU IDIOT
KateTMiller I think you have one of those.
KateTMiller OOH
Scot_Pollard HA WHAT AN IDIOT @Kyle
KateTMiller Unless you have a vestigial twin!
KateTMiller @Scot
ToadProbst KINKSHAMER AND SURM ARE CURRENTLY PUZZLING
megarayquaza hon we cannot see that
KateTMiller Is he on your butt?
ToadProbst WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP?
megarayquaza it's as blue as i am iconic
KateTMiller That'd be funny.
ToadProbst WILL MY BOTOX LOOK ANY BETTER?
ToadProbst ANSWER TO THAT ONE IS NO
TaiTrang Haha, Scot, Kyle is a foolish goat.
ToadProbst WE WILL FIND OUT SOON
Owenandheatherfa let's go surm!
Scot_Pollard I MIGHT HOW DO YOU KNOW @Kate
Scot_Pollard DONT TALK ABOUT MY BOY LIKE THAT @Tai
TaiTrang He is a "dude" like the tiger
AntsInMyEyes_ BOTOX REALLY DOESN'T HELP WHEN YOU HAV EANTS IN YOUR EYES
TaiTrang The TIGER.
KateTMiller I'm pretty smart.
AntsInMyEyes_ I MEAN I'VE TRIED THAT BEFORE AND IT REALLY DIDN'T WORK
ToadProbst THIS IS A REAL NAIL-BITER
Scot_Pollard HURRY UP
Scot_Pollard MY FEET HURT
Scot_Pollard JASON HOLD ME
Scot_Pollard jumps in Jason's arms
TaiTrang Scot do you need foot massage
Owenandheatherfa we are WINNING.
Scot_Pollard YES @Tai
TaiTrang Back in the country side, I work work all day all day.
kinkshaming101 1d84e2663f97c73b90c3047b00bb3053.png
TaiTrang Here I go help out
KateTMiller Shit.
TaiTrang OO
Scot_Pollard drinks Blue Label
ToadProbst KINKSHAMER GETS IT
ToadProbst MARLEY
ToadProbst WINS
ToadProbst IMMUNITY!!!!
kinkshaming101 yipee
KyleJason YEAH MAN!!!!!!!!!!
Scot_Pollard puts on a wrestler mask
KateTMiller Wow, we lost.
KyleJason squeezes Kinkshamer and breaks his spine
Scot_Pollard DID SOMEONE SAY BLUE LABEL
KyleJason YEEEAAAAHHH!!!
KateTMiller And all due to our great leader's failure.
KateTMiller sighs
shutupredneckman Darn.
megarayquaza unfortunate honestly
ToadProbst Kingston. I'll be seeing you guys tonight, at Tribal Council.
Scot_Pollard so breaks Kinkshamer's spine
Scot_Pollard OUT OF LOVE
TaiTrang YAY!!
shutupredneckman I should have known that an Aubry puzzle would have stopped us
ToadProbst Also, join the tribe chats if you haven't already: #Kingston #Marley
KateTMiller The edit was pointing to it.
KateTMiller You should have seen it coming.
KateTMiller @SURM
ToadProbst I'll give you guys a bit to strategize, then meet me there.
ToadProbst (send votes whenever!)
KateTMiller All the negative stuff you were saying about Aubry
shutupredneckman There's no need for strategizing. This vote is obvious, the edit points to it.
Owenandheatherfa crying
Owenandheatherfa I'm a good fucking person. I don't deserve this
KyleJason THIS IS GOOD BECAUSE NOW WE'LL BE EVEN
KyleJason AND THIS GAME WON'T BE RIGGED ANYMORE
TaiTrang coughs.
KyleJason EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALREADY RIGGED FOR ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TaiTrang Excuse me, everyone. Jason has taught me a new word.
Scot_Pollard WHAT IS IT BRO
Scot_Pollard IS IT BRO
Scot_Pollard BRO?
TaiTrang ..
TaiTrang F-fu-fu...fumes.
Scot_Pollard CLOSE ENOUGH
ToadProbst TRIBAL COUNCIL
ToadProbst Come on in, guys. Behind each of you is a torch - grab it and dip it into the flame.
ToadProbst SURM, how do you think this premiere stacks up compared to other Survivor premieres?
KyleJason RACES INTO TRIBAL COUNCIL AND LAUGHS
shutupredneckman This is quite possibly one of the worst premieres in Survivor history.
KyleJason HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KyleJason LOOK HOW OBNOXIOUS I AM
shutupredneckman There's absolutely no personal content
ToadProbst OHF - Are you surviving? Literally?
shutupredneckman Lots of grating people
ToadProbst Jim - how are things? Are you supporting Trump?
KateTMiller I agree with SURM.
shutupredneckman And a bunch of morons who can't even solve a puzzle. Lol.
ToadProbst Kate, Rina - what do you guys think about the strong personalities on this tribe?
Scot_Pollard is obnoxious
shutupredneckman Only casuals would like this premiere.
ToadProbst megarayquaza - are u on grindr?
ToadProbst (also I need votes from Rina and megarayquaza)
RinaYamasaki I wouldn't call them strong, I'd call them big. Giants get slain easily, Toad.
KateTMiller Wow, I got a two person question? That hurts. Stings, honestly.
KateTMiller Anyway, the big personalities? Pretty funny.
KateTMiller Annoying, but amusing.
KateTMiller It'll be fun to see where they go.
KateTMiller I'm a minnow in the big personality ocean, though.
KateTMiller These guys are fucking nuts.
KateTMiller In a good way.
Owenandheatherfa no
Owenandheatherfa im dying rn
Owenandheatherfa I am...
Owenandheatherfa so hungry
ToadProbst 4/6 votes received
megarayquaza hunty you know i'm on grindre
shutupredneckman People in this game are seriously obtuse and embarrassing.
shutupredneckman "Hunty you know I'm on grindre" - That's a moot point. The edit says otherwise.
KateTMiller I have an angle of more than 180 degrees?
KateTMiller Weird.
KateTMiller My husband always says I'm a cute.
KyleJason makes sand angels
Scot_Pollard raises Jason up like Simba in Lion King
ToadProbst Only 1 vote needed! (@rina)
shutupredneckman Rina is smart and analyzing the edit before casting her vote.
ToadProbst Okay.
shutupredneckman Everyone else is seriously embarassing
ToadProbst The votes are in.
ToadProbst Once the votes are read, the decision is final.
ToadProbst Person voted out must be asked to leave TC immediately.
shutupredneckman There's literally no reason for Jim to not go home tonight.
ToadProbst I'll read the votes.
shutupredneckman I don't mean to be condescending, but like, anyone who didn't vote for him is a moron.
megarayquaza y'all deoxys is not messaging me back yet
KateTMiller That was condescending, I'm sorry.
ToadProbst First vote...
KateTMiller @SURM
ToadProbst ...Jim.
ToadProbst Second vote...
ToadProbst ...Jim.
ToadProbst That's two votes Jim, no votes anyone else.
ToadProbst Third vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...Jim.
shutupredneckman Good. This premiere can maybe be salvaged.
ToadProbst Fourth vote...
shutupredneckman Better than Redemption Island, I suppose.
ToadProbst ...First person voted out of Toadvivor: Jamaica...
ToadProbst ...Jim. That's 4, that's enough.
RinaYamasaki Did Jim self-vote?
JimWebb (thanks for voting me out @all)
ToadProbst You need to bring me your torch.
ToadProbst He did self-vote.
Owenandheatherfa flips hair
ToadProbst Jim... the tribe has spoken.
ToadProbst smuffs
|<-- JimWebb has left freenode (Quit: Page closed)
TaiTrang (what is he, tyson)
KyleJason HAHA SUCKS TO SUCK DUDE
TaiTrang I sorry JimWebb.
RinaYamasaki I'm not sorry. He deserved it.
ToadProbst Alright.
KateTMiller I am a little sorry.
KateTMiller I guess.
ToadProbst That... happened. Grab your torches, head back to camp. Next challenge soon.
Owenandheatherfa he had it coming.
megarayquaza was not vibing with him tbqh
KateTMiller Like, in a minute?
shutupredneckman He was a casual.
KateTMiller Literally a minute?
KateTMiller When do we sleep?
Owenandheatherfa (conf) final 10. i've already outlasted asian queens such as so kim and sylvia kwan. I am WINNING this game
Scot_Pollard WHAT A LOSER
TaiTrang You can use it for many uses!
RinaYamasaki Moronic is better, Toad.
AntsInMyEyes_ OKAY LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW UM--LET'S TALK ABOUT THE ONGOING CRISIS IN, IN, IN MY EMOTIONS
AntsInMyEyes_ HOW CAN YOU HELP ME AND MY AUDIENCE BE LESS SAD
Scot_Pollard HOW DO YOU STILL HAVE ANTS IN YOUR EYES?!
RinaYamasaki Oh I mean, uh... Okay yeah, I can't save that one.
RinaYamasaki *shrugs*
AntsInMyEyes_ THE ANTS NEVER LEAVE, SCOT
AntsInMyEyes_ THE ANTS NEVER LEAVE.
Scot_Pollard BEGINS RIPPING ALL OF THE ANTS OUT HIS EYES
Scot_Pollard GET OUT ANTS
ToadProbst OKAY.
Scot_Pollard FUCK YOU FOR BEING SMALL ANTS
TaiTrang Scot!
Scot_Pollard I AM BIG
ToadProbst SECOND CHALLENGE WILL BE EXPLAINED NOW!
AntsInMyEyes_ I STILL CAN'T SEE
TaiTrang We can try to talk to the Ants..
KyleJason BACK.
ToadProbst This challenge is called...
ToadProbst C4.
megarayquaza well, i'm an interesting pokemon xox
ToadProbst In this challenge, I will be posting a letter, and a number.
ToadProbst C4, for instance.
KateTMiller So it's a game about bombs?
AntsInMyEyes_ OKAY THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE I, I MEAN, MY USER, IS REALLY GOOD AT THESE
RinaYamasaki Oh, this sounds easy.
ToadProbst You must then post a corresponding word that begins with said letter and has as many letters as the number.
ToadProbst So, for instance
AntsInMyEyes_ THANK YOU MAYBE I SHOULD CALL YOU GODPROBST. INSTEAD OF TOADPROBST. I'M FUNNY
ToadProbst if I did "C4"
kinkshaming101 chat
KyleJason CUNT
ToadProbst and someone said "cats"
kinkshaming101 do i win
KyleJason HAHAHAHAHAHA
ToadProbst or "cunt"
ToadProbst that would be valid.
TaiTrang Ah...
Scot_Pollard CUNT
Scot_Pollard HAHA
ToadProbst First tribe to SIX wins!
TaiTrang @ToadProbst what if you don't know the words too much
ToadProbst Everyone understand?
KyleJason HAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA SAY ALL THE MOST OBNOXIOUS WORDS
ToadProbst Okay, let me grab a popsicle from the freezer and we will be ready 2 go
KateTMiller I would probably say cunt before cats.
KyleJason YEH IM READY TO GO
Scot_Pollard WHERE IS THE FREEZER
ToadProbst @Tai try to make something up? I believe in you
KyleJason ARE YOU READY TO GO SCOT?
Scot_Pollard JASON
Scot_Pollard I AM READY
Scot_Pollard YOU READY JASON?
KyleJason YEAH SCOT ARE YOU READY TO GO?
TaiTrang (are we oding this in our team chats)
Scot_Pollard I AM READY TO GO JASON ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?!
ToadProbst Nah, right here in main chat.
ToadProbst OKAY WHO'S READY
KyleJason I'M READY TO PARTY! ARE YOU READY TO PARTY SCOT??
megarayquaza this challenge? not quite my aesthetic
KateTMiller Nobody.
AntsInMyEyes_ I'm here
KateTMiller Can we try again later?
Scot_Pollard I'M READY TO PARTY ARE YOU READY TO BOOGIE JASON!?
KyleJason I'M READY TO PARTY! ARE YOU READY TO PARTY SCOT??
TaiTrang Let's go!
TaiTrang Can we guess multiple times.
ToadProbst Yes!
ToadProbst ROUND 1:
Scot_Pollard I AM READY TO PARTY JASON
ToadProbst S5
AntsInMyEyes_ steve
Scot_Pollard sucke
KateTMiller shits
KyleJason SEXER
AntsInMyEyes_ sands
TaiTrang SHAWN
ToadProbst KATE SCORES!
kinkshaming101 shirt
TaiTrang 9
TaiTrang (love you shawn)
ToadProbst Also, can't be proper nouns like names, etc
ToadProbst Should've specified that
KyleJason http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sexer
KyleJason FUCK YOU
ToadProbst Kingston up 1-0.
KyleJason SEXER IS A WORD
KateTMiller Do you need to?
AntsInMyEyes_ turn the 6 upside down it's a 9 now
KyleJason EAT MY ASS, BITCH.
KateTMiller It's Scrabble rules, people.
Scot_Pollard WHAT A BITCH
KateTMiller Hardcore.
KyleJason PUNCHES TOAD
Scot_Pollard PUNCHES TOAD
ToadProbst Yo sexer is only available in the "unabridged dictionary" which I do not have
ToadProbst This is painful
KateTMiller Did you just yell, "PUNCHES TOAD"?
shutupredneckman The edit is pointing to a Kingston win.
shutupredneckman Anyone who thinks otherwise is a casual.
Scot_Pollard YES @KAte
KyleJason PUNCHES TOAD AGAIN
Scot_Pollard PUNCHES TOAD A LOT
KateTMiller Does that... alleviate your anger?
Scot_Pollard YES
KyleJason PUNCHES TOAD LIKE HECK
KateTMiller KICKS SCOT IN THE BALL
KateTMiller S
ToadProbst Someone's gonna be in the ER once this challenge is over
KateTMiller Doesn't work for me, oddly.
shutupredneckman What is your issue, dude? @Kyle
ToadProbst and that someone is me.
Scot_Pollard PUNCHY DUDE
shutupredneckman Are you a moron?
ToadProbst ROUND 2
TaiTrang SCOT
ToadProbst G3
TaiTrang KATE
TaiTrang PLEASE BE NICE
AntsInMyEyes_ Gat
Scot_Pollard gay
KateTMiller gety
kinkshaming101 gay
RinaYamasaki Gas
AntsInMyEyes_ Gay
KyleJason GAY
KateTMiller fuck
TaiTrang GOT
Scot_Pollard HA
KateTMiller I'm just joking around, buddy
Scot_Pollard FUCK YES
ToadProbst ANTS SCORES!
Scot_Pollard HEY
Scot_Pollard I WON
ToadProbst MARLEY NOW ON THE BOARD 1-1
ToadProbst Y'all are on the same team
TaiTrang Nice job @AntInMYEyes_
Scot_Pollard JASON THEY ARE RIGGING AGAINST US
TaiTrang You may not be able to see, but you able to guess.
TaiTrang <3
KyleJason YEAH I WANTED THAT POINT
KyleJason DROPKICKS TOAD
Scot_Pollard RUNS TOAD THROUGH A WALL
ToadProbst ouch!
KyleJason STOMPS ON TOAD'S BUTT
ToadProbst NEXT ROUND
ToadProbst A4
kinkshaming101 aroused
kinkshaming101 alls
KateTMiller apps
KateTMiller artds
shutupredneckman you're acting like the edit is distinct from the things you mentioned whereas the edit is just the story. To say the show is not about the story is silly.
TaiTrang ANTS
KateTMiller artd
ToadProbst KATE SCORES!
Scot_Pollard aces
KyleJason ASSES
KateTMiller arts
ToadProbst 2-1 KINGSTON IN THE LEAD
Scot_Pollard STEALS TOAD'S LUNCH MONEY
shutupredneckman Good job, Kate. You're actually useful for once.
KateTMiller I am really good at Scrabble.
kinkshaming101 all ôl/Submit noun plural noun: alls the whole of one's possessions, energy, or interest. "giving their all for what they believed"
KateTMiller "for once"
RinaYamasaki You're playing the game, not watching it. The edit doesn't exist, you idiot.
shutupredneckman Yes, you heard me.
KateTMiller I did.
ToadProbst WILL MARLEY MAKE ANOTHER COMEBACK???
KateTMiller Didn't like it.
ToadProbst NEXT ROUND
KateTMiller But I heard.
Scot_Pollard YES
shutupredneckman Hahaha sorry I don't want to waste my time with casuals like you. @Rina
TaiTrang We will!
TaiTrang I believe like the chipmunk,.
ToadProbst T5
ToadProbst T5
AntsInMyEyes_ Tires
KateTMiller touch
TaiTrang tunas
KyleJason TITS
Scot_Pollard trap
ToadProbst ANTS SCORES!
Scot_Pollard tramp
TaiTrang WHAT
ToadProbst MARLEY AND KINGSTON NOW TIED AGAIN
Scot_Pollard NO
Scot_Pollard I SCORED
TaiTrang I SCORED?/
TaiTrang Whatever we score
KateTMiller I don't see why this is a problem, he's on your team, dude.
TaiTrang we happy we get the point.
KateTMiller @Scot
ToadProbst This is a close challenge.
TaiTrang Kate is right, Scot!
Scot_Pollard I AM A WINNER
ToadProbst Next round...
Scot_Pollard I WIN
Scot_Pollard ?
ToadProbst B4
Scot_Pollard boob
KyleJason BABE
KateTMiller butt
kinkshaming101 boat
TaiTrang bans
AntsInMyEyes_ bats
ToadProbst SCOT SCORES!
RinaYamasaki Of course.
KyleJason WHAT.
ToadProbst I was hoping you'd say "blue"
Scot_Pollard FUCK YEA
KyleJason I SAID IT FIRST
AntsInMyEyes_ thankfully there aren't any BATS IN MY EYES
KyleJason SCREW YOU
TaiTrang cheers
KyleJason SCOT GIVE ME THAT POINT
ToadProbst as in "DID SOMEBODY SAY BLUE LABEL"
ToadProbst but ah well
TaiTrang GOOD JOB SCOT
Scot_Pollard FUCK
ToadProbst Marley leads, 3-2!
TaiTrang SCOT YOU ARE GOOD
Scot_Pollard I MESSED UP
Scot_Pollard DAMMIT
Scot_Pollard BLUE
TaiTrang We win because we do the meditate earlier on the beach.
KateTMiller Too late now, buddy.
TaiTrang We the mountain, the river, and the clouds.
ToadProbst Perfect.
ToadProbst Will Kingston be able to take this back?
ToadProbst Next round...
Scot_Pollard NO
TaiTrang We have the beasts in Ants eyes.
shutupredneckman Yes, the edit points to it.
ToadProbst O5
KyleJason OPENS
TaiTrang opens
KateTMiller other
ToadProbst KYLE SCORES!
Scot_Pollard YES DUDE
KyleJason YES DUDE
KyleJason HUGS SCOT
RinaYamasaki Ugh....
Scot_Pollard belly bumps Jason, sending him across the room
RinaYamasaki *scowls*
TaiTrang Nice job, Scot!
ToadProbst Marley slaughtering Kingston! 4-2!
TaiTrang Nice job Jason.. dudes...
KyleJason BLOWS ON SCOT'S BELLY
KateTMiller They're winning by two, calm down Toad.
Scot_Pollard WOAH
shutupredneckman Haha literally all you've done is insult me and embarrass yourself.
ToadProbst I mean, it's double, so...
ToadProbst Okay.
ToadProbst Next round soon come
KateTMiller But it's two.
ToadProbst L4
Owenandheatherfa ugh
TaiTrang lame
KyleJason LAME
Scot_Pollard look
Owenandheatherfa cutting
ToadProbst TAI/SCOT/JASON ALL SCORE AT SEEMINGLY THE EXACT SAME TIME!
Scot_Pollard YES
Owenandheatherfa let's GO team!
TaiTrang HAHAHA
KyleJason HECK YEAH
Scot_Pollard DUDES
ToadProbst Marley only one point away!
TaiTrang DUDES
TaiTrang DUDE..
shutupredneckman It's first to 6?
ToadProbst Kingston doesn't even look like they're TRYING in this challenge!
ToadProbst Yes, first to 6
KyleJason I'M TRYING
KateTMiller I messed up that time.
RinaYamasaki No, we are, we're just bad.
KyleJason THAT'S WHAT MATTERS
AntsInMyEyes_ I mean there's SO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS ISLAND
KateTMiller I'm the only one trying.
KyleJason FIST BUMPS SCOT
KateTMiller Well
Scot_Pollard FIRST BUmPS JASON
KateTMiller it seems
TaiTrang can I get
TaiTrang a ..
TaiTrang fist bump>
ToadProbst Okay.
Scot_Pollard FIST BUMPS TAI
ToadProbst This next round could be the last.
KyleJason FIST BUMPS TAI AND BREAKS HIS ARM
Scot_Pollard YOU IDIOT
Scot_Pollard AW I CANT BE MAD AT MY BOY
Scot_Pollard HUGS JASON
KyleJason HUGS SCOT
ToadProbst ROUND 6 OR 8 OR SOMETHING IDK
kinkshaming101 8.......
ToadProbst M8
megarayquaza checks phone
shutupredneckman matey
KyleJason MOISTES
AntsInMyEyes_ masters
KateTMiller mightier
RinaYamasaki mastery
KyleJason MOISTENS
ToadProbst KATE SCORES!
Scot_Pollard FUCK
ToadProbst Kingston back on the board, 5-3!
shutupredneckman Hahahahahahha. I told you. The edit is never wrong.
TaiTrang Damn..
shutupredneckman Great job Kate.
KateTMiller Thanks.
ToadProbst Hahahahah. Meme
TaiTrang Can I ask a question
TaiTrang @shutupredneckman
KyleJason DAMN IT
TaiTrang What is an edit?
Scot_Pollard idk
TaiTrang ...
shutupredneckman The truth.
shutupredneckman @Tai
KateTMiller Everything you see on tv.
megarayquaza damn fuck these memes
TaiTrang But, this isn't TV..
megarayquaza it's all i see on pumblr
shutupredneckman Yes it is, casual.
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “KINGSTON: SURM, OHF, RINA, KATE, MEGARAYQUAZA | MARLEY: TAI, JASON, SCOT, ANTS, KINKSHAMER”
TaiTrang You should.. live in the nature SURM..
KateTMiller He's insane.
ToadProbst tfw forgot to update the topic
KyleJason DID SOMEBODY SAY PUMBLE??
ToadProbst anyway, NEXT ROUND
Scot_Pollard TFW
KyleJason TACKLES RAYQUAZA
shutupredneckman You are seriously obtuse and embarassing. @Tai
ToadProbst READY...
Scot_Pollard YES
TaiTrang You so angry.
ToadProbst N4
Scot_Pollard noob
KyleJason NATE
TaiTrang nate
kinkshaming101 nate
shutupredneckman none
AntsInMyEyes_ Nast
KateTMiller none
ToadProbst SCOT SCORES!
ToadProbst MARLEY!
ToadProbst WINS!
KyleJason YEAH MAN
Scot_Pollard YES
TaiTrang YES
ToadProbst IMMUNITY!
TaiTrang BRO.
Scot_Pollard FUCK YEA
ToadProbst FOR THE SECOND TIME!
KateTMiller Is noob actually a word?
KyleJason TWO IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scot_Pollard FIST BUMPS JASON A LOT
TaiTrang fist bumps scot and team
KyleJason TAKE THAT ALECIA
Scot_Pollard NOOB IS A WORD
ToadProbst Kingston... I'll see you tonight at Tribal Council.
megarayquaza aw. tragic
KyleJason CHEST BUMPS SCOT A LOT
RinaYamasaki Noob is an informal word, but it technically counts.
megarayquaza unfortunate, boo hoo
TaiTrang .. Jason, Scot.
ToadProbst yeah Noob is a word it's in the dictionary I feel like
TaiTrang Can we try a chest bump with me..?
ToadProbst Grab your stuff, head back to camp. G'night.
ToadProbst OH
ToadProbst AND
TaiTrang chest bumps them, and falls.
ToadProbst This is an immunity AND reward challenge.
ToadProbst Marley - you now get a cage filled with three chickens.
ToadProbst Enjoy them!
KyleJason CHOKES EACH OF THE CHICKENS AND KILLS THEM
KyleJason GUYS LETS MAKE FRIED CHICKEN TONIGHT
TaiTrang JASNO
TaiTrang JASON
TaiTrang JASON
TaiTrang WHAT
KyleJason WHAT
TaiTrang JASON!??!?!
KyleJason OH OOPS
KyleJason ONLY KILLS TWO CHICKENS***
TaiTrang THESE CHICKENS WERE OUR FRIENDS
KyleJason U CAN KEEP ONE
TaiTrang okay. <3
ToadProbst (SEND IN VOTES WHENEVER, GUYS)
KyleJason HEY GUYS
KyleJason WHYD YOU STOP TALKING
TaiTrang Attention everyone!
KyleJason IS IT BECAUSE IM AWESOME
TaiTrang We named our chicken!
KyleJason FIST BUMPS SELF
TaiTrang Mark Cash Blue Label Tranquility Jr.
ToadProbst I need votes from the whole Kingston tribe except Rina
ToadProbst TRIBAL COUNCIL
KyleJason RUNS INTO TRIBAL COUNCIL AND DOUSES THE FIRE
KyleJason HAH
KyleJason NOW THE PRODUCERS HAVE TO MAKE IT AGAIN
ToadProbst SURM - how are you feeling about your tribe? What's the overall narrative right now?
ToadProbst OHF - is the spirit of So Kim guiding you through this competition?
ToadProbst Rina - how do you feel about losing 2 challenges in a row?
shutupredneckman I don't wanna spoil anything, but the narrative is definitely leading to a blindside tonight.
RinaYamasaki I don't feel too bad. I never really feel guilty about anything.
ToadProbst Kate - how do you feel about trying so hard in the challenge and then losing (fairly) closely?
Owenandheatherfa Yes.
ToadProbst megarayquaza - got kik?
Owenandheatherfa So will be with me throguhout this whole game
Owenandheatherfa every elim I survive
Owenandheatherfa her power gets stronger
KateTMiller Well, um
KateTMiller I don't know.
KateTMiller I'm not THAT good at Scrabble.
KateTMiller I'm upset we lost, but uh, honestly?
KateTMiller Whatever
KateTMiller Who cares?
KateTMiller My skill at that challenge does not determine my worth as a person.
KateTMiller Probably not.
KateTMiller Maybe in SURM's eyes.
ToadProbst I need a vote from SURM
megarayquaza kik is super ratchet
megarayquaza like lmao you thought i was 14
shutupredneckman Give me one second.
megarayquaza this tribal set is giving.
megarayquaza me. life
KyleJason HAH GET IT ITS A PUN
KyleJason BECAUSE FIRE REPRESENTS YOUR LIFE
KyleJason AND TRIBAL COUNCIL HAS FIRE
KyleJason AND SO DOES YOUR TORCH
KyleJason HAH
megarayquaza that's cute. not
megarayquaza hate straight guys
Scot_Pollard WOW!
KateTMiller Why are they at our tribal council?
ToadProbst Okay.
ToadProbst Votes are in.
Scot_Pollard I LIVE HERE TOO
ToadProbst I'll go get said votes.
megarayquaza (confessional) this vote is my first step in dragon ascending my way to the top x
KyleJason RUNS INTO TRIBAL COUNCIL AND DUMPS VOTES INTO THE FIRE
Scot_Pollard ITS NOT MY FAULT OUR CAMP IS TEN FEET AWAY FROM TRIBAL COUNCIL
KyleJason LOL
megarayquaza (confessional) and you know i'm not a bottom
KateTMiller So how does sex work, for you?
KateTMiller @megarayquaza
ToadProbst Okay. I'll read the votes.
ToadProbst First vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst Rina.
ToadProbst Second vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst Shutupredneckman.
shutupredneckman You have bad taste.
ToadProbst That's 1 vote Rina, 1 vote SURM.
shutupredneckman @whoever voted me
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...
megarayquaza a mega legendary doesn't fuck and tell xo @kate
ToadProbst ...Rina.
RinaYamasaki ...
RinaYamasaki Dead to me.
ToadProbst Next vote...
KateTMiller Do you even have sex organs though?
ToadProbst ...SURM.
shutupredneckman Sucks to suck hahaha lol. @Rina
ToadProbst We're tied. Two votes Rina, two votes SURM, one vote left.
ToadProbst Second person voted off of Toadvivor: Jamaica...
ToadProbst ...
Owenandheatherfa plays blindside music
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst .
ToadProbst ...
RinaYamasaki I swear....
ToadProbst ...Rina, you need to bring me your torch.
shutupredneckman The edit is obviously pointing to Rina's elimination
RinaYamasaki ....
shutupredneckman HAHAHAHA.
RinaYamasaki Awful.
shutupredneckman Goodbye loser.
Owenandheatherfa (heather)
ToadProbst Rina...
KyleJason HAHAHAHAHAH #BLINDSIDE
ToadProbst ...the tribe has spoken.
KateTMiller Sorry, Rina.
ToadProbst #TOADVIVORBLINDSIDE
KateTMiller You were consistently bearable.
shutupredneckman The edit never lies. #NirvanaFan
ToadProbst Everyone else - grab your torches, head back to camp. G'night.
RinaYamasaki Redneck, you have a goat edit.
RinaYamasaki Have fun losing with 0 votes to win.
RinaYamasaki Whoever backstabbed me, have fun getting demolished because I revealed everything to Tai.
RinaYamasaki Whoever kept me... Sucks to be you.
RinaYamasaki has left freenode (Quit: Page closed)
AntsInMyEyes_ That was threatening, but ultimately irrelevant.
ToadProbst Alright. We are now at the final... nine. Next challenge coming soon.
AntsInMyEyes_ UNLIKE THE--THE PREDICAMENT, I'M CURRENTLY FACING, WITH THE ANTS IN MY EYES
shutupredneckman Haha yeah, I love when Aubry references one of her stupidest mistakes and the thing that screwed her entire tribe going into the merge as if it's some badass thing.
KateTMiller Did you have to count quickly?
=-= KyleJason has changed the topic to “KINGSTON:”
KyleJason OH
=-= KyleJason has changed the topic to “KINGSTON:”
KyleJason WHAT THE HECK BRO
Owenandheatherfa (conf) voting out Rina was hard bc of my fetishization of asian women, but I managed to do it. I am making STRIDES in this game.
KyleJason Toadvivor5 KINGSTON: SURM, OHF, KATE, MEGARAYQUAZA || MARLEY: TAI, JASON, SCOT, ANTS, KINKSHAMER
KyleJason SOMEONE DO THAT.
megarayquaza ugh that's tragic...
megarayquaza not a fan. not a fan of this tribe
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “KINGSTON: SURM, OHF, KATE, MEGARAYQUAZA | MARLEY: TAI, JASON, SCOT, ANTS, KINKSHAMER”
Scot_Pollard NO @JASON
KyleJason .
shutupredneckman You sound aggressive and I think you might need a nap.
shutupredneckman @Scot
ToadProbst Come on in, guys!
Scot_Pollard I probably DO! @Redneck
ToadProbst You guys ready to get to today's immunity challenge?
KateTMiller No.
KateTMiller But am I ever?
kinkshaming101 no
KateTMiller Ha.
KyleJason NO
KateTMiller Classic Kate.
ToadProbst Okay then we'll take a 1 hour break : )
KateTMiller Oh, wait, we all agree?
ToadProbst jk j
ToadProbst jk
ToadProbst okay, so.
TaiTrang Toad.
megarayquaza *struts into challenge*
TaiTrang points at amphibian walking by
megarayquaza looking like a fuckin million bucks~
KateTMiller How do you strut you have no legs?
ToadProbst Today's challenge will test you on your knowledge... of your surroundings.
Scot_Pollard When did you start letting DRAGONS in here?
Scot_Pollard @Toad
shutupredneckman I am very knowledgeable.
TaiTrang My surroundings?
ToadProbst You will be given an unscrambled word.
ToadProbst JamaicaOMC.png
ToadProbst Every word will be taken from this map.
ToadProbst So I suggest you save that link.
KyleJason YOU MEAN A SCRAMBLED WORD???
ToadProbst First tribe member to get it right scores a point.
AntsInMyEyes_ I LIKE THIS CHALLENGE, I REALLY DO
KateTMiller This is bad.
ToadProbst oops yeah
ToadProbst a scrambled word
KyleJason HAH
KateTMiller I am very unaware of everything.
KyleJason CALLED OUT
KyleJason PUNCHES TOAD
ToadProbst First tribe to FOUR wins immunity.
ToadProbst Make sense?
ToadProbst Do it here in main chat.
KyleJason OK IM READY
KyleJason ARE YOU READY TO PARTY SCOT
AntsInMyEyes_ KYLE I HAVE AN IDEA
megarayquaza so ready to serve up geographical tea
AntsInMyEyes_ TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT...on ME
KyleJason PUNCHES ANTS
Scot_Pollard I AM READY TO PAR-TAY JASON
AntsInMyEyes_ THANKS
shutupredneckman The edit points to us finally winning a challenge.
Scot_Pollard ARE YOU READY TO PAR-TAY?!
shutupredneckman I was wrong in the last episode, but everyone makes mistakes.
AntsInMyEyes_ I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING SO I'M JUST LIKE A HUMAN PUNCHING BAG
KyleJason IM READY TO PAR TAY SCOT ARE YOU READY TO PAR TAY SCOT
ToadProbst Okay. First round starting soon.
kinkshaming101 scot u suck
Scot_Pollard LEAVES THE ANTS IN ANTSINMYEYESJOHNSON'S EYES
kinkshaming101 jason u suck
kinkshaming101 tai u suck dick
megarayquaza ugh i can't stand straighties
KyleJason AW MAN THATS RUDE
TaiTrang HEY.
Scot_Pollard HEY WHY DON'T I SUCK DICK?
kinkshaming101 u suck so much
kinkshaming101 @ jason
Scot_Pollard JASON HE'S SAYING WE'RE INFERIOR
Scot_Pollard QUICK
kinkshaming101 scot u suck clitoriteseses
megarayquaza this is MY delta episode
KateTMiller I'm straight, does that automatically make me a straightie?
kinkshaming101 scot jason
kinkshaming101 ur so straight
KateTMiller Or is that just bad straight people.
kinkshaming101 and u hate each other
KyleJason LETS SHOW THAT WE'RE THE ALPHA MALES
kinkshaming101 y
Scot_Pollard WE NEED TO SUCK EACH OTHERS DICKS TO PROVE HIM WRONG
KyleJason CHEST BUMPS SCOT A LOT
kinkshaming101 y do u hate each other
ToadProbst ROUND ONE: EVNAROH
Owenandheatherfa hanover
kinkshaming101 u suck
TaiTrang hanover
KateTMiller hanover
ToadProbst OHF SCORES!
ToadProbst Kingston up 1-0!
kinkshaming101 msirks
Owenandheatherfa i am WINNING.
TaiTrang ...
kinkshaming101 smirks
kinkshaming101 tai jason scot
KyleJason DARN IT
kinkshaming101 why r u aaaaaaalllllll
kinkshaming101 soooooooooo
kinkshaming101 annoying
ToadProbst Will the tables finally turn for Kingston's luck?
kinkshaming101 im turned on
kinkshaming101 but r u
kinkshaming101 no
ToadProbst Ooh, drama's a-brewin'
Scot_Pollard HOW DARE YOU
Scot_Pollard JASON
kinkshaming101 you're nothing
Scot_Pollard WE NEED TO PUNCH HIM
TaiTrang JASON.
kinkshaming101 but a buncha morons
KyleJason I AGREE
kinkshaming101 #kinkshamed
KyleJason PUNCHES KINKSHAMER
Scot_Pollard PUNCHES KINKSHAMER
kinkshaming101 does being so dum make u hot?
kinkshaming101 no
Scot_Pollard PUNCHES THEM A LOT
kinkshaming101 ow
ToadProbst Wow, you guys could get ejected for that!
kinkshaming101 abuse is not love tm
Scot_Pollard SHOVES KINK SHAMER INTO A LOCKER
KateTMiller They just yell "PUNCHES"
AntsInMyEyes_ GUYS JUST PUNCH ME OH MY GOD
shutupredneckman Wow. You guys really need a nap. You are being seriously obtuse and embarrassing. Lol.
KateTMiller They never actually touch anyone.
ToadProbst ROUND 2:
KateTMiller It's really weird.
kinkshaming101 kicks scot in his balls of steel
AntsInMyEyes_ I LITERALLY CAN'T FEEL ~~~~~~~ANYTHING~~~~~~~
kinkshaming101 pulls jason by the beard
ToadProbst TESRHEC
ToadProbst TESRHEC
AntsInMyEyes_ chester
TaiTrang chester
Owenandheatherfa chester
TaiTrang BAM
ToadProbst ANTS SCORES!
KateTMiller chester
ToadProbst 1-1!
KyleJason YEAH ANTS
Owenandheatherfa rig
ToadProbst Reminder, we're playing to 4.
KyleJason PUNCHES KINKSHAMER A LOT
KyleJason KICKS KINKSHAMER
kinkshaming101 hmph
AntsInMyEyes_ HIGH-FIVE! even though I can't feel anything
kinkshaming101 scot
shutupredneckman You're mental.
kinkshaming101 i think i
KyleJason SHAMES KINKSHAMER AN AMOUNT OF TIMES
kinkshaming101 kisses Scot
kinkshaming101 eugh
Owenandheatherfa shouldn't someone from their team be sititng out
KateTMiller At least they're only fighting their own teammates.
megarayquaza i've been ready to win a challenge since i popped out the womb
kinkshaming101 i hate myself
TaiTrang ...
Owenandheatherfa i feel so attacked
Scot_Pollard WHAT THE
kinkshaming101 im burning in hell for this
TaiTrang looks around.
Scot_Pollard I WAS JUST KISSED
Scot_Pollard BY A PERSON
Scot_Pollard COOL
kinkshaming101 gross homosexuality
TaiTrang Am I the only one besides Ant who isn't fighting?
kinkshaming101 so vile
kinkshaming101 tai
Scot_Pollard JASON I GOT KISSED
TaiTrang Ant fights with his ants all the time though..
kinkshaming101 you're a disgrace
Scot_Pollard BELLY BUMPS JASON
kinkshaming101 go back home and stay there
TaiTrang Kink.
KyleJason DUDE AWESOME
KyleJason IM SO PROUD
TaiTrang If we lose, you're going home.
KyleJason CHEST BUMPS SCOT
shutupredneckman Tai, you're being such a douche right now, lol.
kinkshaming101 That's the plan, Tai
shutupredneckman Like. For real.
shutupredneckman Are you on drugs?
kinkshaming101 scot jason
megarayquaza tai is the worst. type of gay
kinkshaming101 u dont love each other
ToadProbst ROUND 3: SIKNGNTO
shutupredneckman I can't tell if you're a casual fan or just an obtuse moron.
KateTMiller I wouldn't be surprised if he smoked weed, but he's a good guy.
AntsInMyEyes_ kingston
KyleJason KINGSTON
ToadProbst ANTS SCORES!
kinkshaming101 jason told me that he thinks scot's penis is mishappen
Owenandheatherfa fk
ToadProbst Marley up 2-1!
kinkshaming101 i can only FUCKING DISTRACT THESE BRUTES FOR SO LONG @ KINGSTON
TaiTrang (Conf) SURM, called me out on being a douche. Tai, wake up!
kinkshaming101 muy incompetente
KyleJason KINKSHAMER IS TRYING TO MAKE US LOSE GUYS
KyleJason I SAY...
KyleJason WE BEAT HIM UP
KyleJason BEATS UP KINKSHAMER
Scot_Pollard BEATS UP KINKSHAMER
kinkshaming101 BEATS UP JASON
Scot_Pollard WAIT
Scot_Pollard THAT JUST TURNS HIM ON
Scot_Pollard OR HER
Scot_Pollard I DONT KNOW
KyleJason TRUE
KyleJason IGNORE KINKSHAMER
ToadProbst ROUND 4 coming soon.
kinkshaming101 i identify
kinkshaming101 as
KyleJason IGNORES KINKSHAMER AN AMOUNT OF TIMES
kinkshaming101 neutrois
ToadProbst Within all this... violence.
kinkshaming101 kick flips jason
shutupredneckman Marley is an absolute mess. I have no idea how they've done this well so far.
AntsInMyEyes_ it's because of me
kinkshaming101 ants
kinkshaming101 u suck
AntsInMyEyes_ I actually know the geography of Jamaica really well
TaiTrang I think we are doing well together, because we strong to the core.
TaiTrang Like the roots of a tree.
megarayquaza that's cute
ToadProbst ROUND 4: MOLFHAUT
shutupredneckman Trelawny
TaiTrang trelawn
shutupredneckman Montego
ToadProbst n
shutupredneckman Manchioneal
shutupredneckman Morant
megarayquaza falmouth
shutupredneckman Westmoreland
ToadProbst MEGARAYQUAZA SCORES
megarayquaza honestly...
ToadProbst 2-2.
KyleJason MANCHIOMEAL
Owenandheatherfa yas megarayquaza
shutupredneckman Great job.
KyleJason DAMN.
megarayquaza these plebians lmfaoo
KateTMiller Wait, if you have ants in your eyes
KateTMiller how can you see the scrambled words?
AntsInMyEyes_ Toad says them
shutupredneckman What is it? First to 5?
megarayquaza ive seen jamaica millions of times from sky tower
AntsInMyEyes_ he doesn't put them on a letter-board, or anything
ToadProbst First to 4.
Scot_Pollard BLUE LABEL
ToadProbst So we're dead even right now.
shutupredneckman Interesting.
megarayquaza i mean, you know, and space
TaiTrang SCOT.
TaiTrang LET'S WIN THIS.
TaiTrang FOR JASON.
TaiTrang JASON.
TaiTrang Let's win this, for Scot!
KyleJason HEY MAN
KyleJason COOL
KyleJason OK
kinkshaming101 19-signs-you-need-more-hot-guys-in-your-life-2-29802-1448383120-1_dblbig.jpg
AntsInMyEyes_ what about me @Tai
Owenandheatherfa kingston is WINNING.
kinkshaming101 @ sCOT
TaiTrang (CONF) Sometimes their love can be an advantage.
kinkshaming101 @ jASON
KateTMiller So are they actually gay for each other, or
ToadProbst ROUND 5 coming soon.
AntsInMyEyes_ do you ever think you're being...PREFERENTIAL?
kinkshaming101 DOES IT TURN YOU ON?
kinkshaming101 mAT tEACHER KINK? CHECK
AntsInMyEyes_ JUST BECAUSE I HAVE ANTS IN MY EYES DOESn'T MEAN I'M A SCREAMING FAILURE
kinkshaming101 caps flop
AntsInMyEyes_ I OWN A SUCCESSFUL ELECTRONICS STORE
TaiTrang ANTS.
TaiTrang EXACTLY.
AntsInMyEyes_ WE SELL MICROWAVES FOR $200 AND PEOPLE BUY THEM
AntsInMyEyes_ I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
AntsInMyEyes_ BUT OUR PRICES I HOPE AREN'T TOO LOW
megarayquaza that point turned me on more than palkia did on our one night stand
ToadProbst ROUND 5: SEBCORASAA
TaiTrang oracabessa
KyleJason ORACABESSA
shutupredneckman oracabessa
ToadProbst TAI SCORES!
KyleJason YEAH TAI
ToadProbst Marley up, 3-2!
KyleJason HECK YEAH
megarayquaza unfortunate
KyleJason FIST BUMPS TAI
Owenandheatherfa fk
KateTMiller Aw, shit.
shutupredneckman I feel like I'm the only one trying here.
ToadProbst This could win it, or it could just make things even closer!
shutupredneckman Casuals.
TaiTrang ANts.
TaiTrang Hear me out on this.
kinkshaming101 Ugh!
TaiTrang What if you make tiny microwaves?
kinkshaming101 I've got to get back to ,y blog!
KateTMiller I am, I just give up when I see them get it right
TaiTrang For the ants!
kinkshaming101 This is waste of time!
KateTMiller I get halfway through typing
kinkshaming101 You... you little rats!
kinkshaming101 @ Scot and Jason
kinkshaming101 is this a kink for you?
KyleJason IGNORE HIM
KyleJason HES A MEANIE
shutupredneckman .
kinkshaming101 Holding people against their will?
kinkshaming101 You're three steps and a keg of vodka away from a felony!
ToadProbst ROUND 6: AGRIOLLTA NDOP
shutupredneckman I don't know how people have memorized the Jamaican map. They really don't have anything else to do with their time, huh?
KyleJason ALLIGATOR POND
shutupredneckman Saint Catherine
ToadProbst KYLE SCORES!
kinkshaming101 A live-feeder from Hermosa writes, "DRAG THEM"
shutupredneckman Port Antonio
ToadProbst MARLEY... WINS IMMUNITY!
ToadProbst AGAIN!
KyleJason YEEEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TaiTrang ..
shutupredneckman Hm.
Owenandheatherfa fk
TaiTrang Nice job team!
ToadProbst For the 3rd straight time.
KateTMiller I bet alligator pond has a bunch of crocodiles in it.
AntsInMyEyes_ You spend all of your time edgicing! Talk to us later.
Scot_Pollard YES
shutupredneckman I guess I was wrong.
AntsInMyEyes_ @SURM
KyleJason FIST BUMPS SCOT QUITE A NUMBER OF TIMES
KateTMiller Sorry, guys.
Scot_Pollard FUCk YES
kinkshaming101 grits his teeth
megarayquaza i'm literally going to kill myself
Scot_Pollard CONTINUALLY FIST BUMPS JASON
kinkshaming101 TOADFREY PROBST
kinkshaming101 WHY ARE YOU RIGGING IN FAVOR OF OUR TRIBE
megarayquaza kingston probably threw this challenge AGAIN to get rid of me and i'm not here for it at all
ToadProbst Well, this is... interesting. Kingston, I'll be seeing you tonight at Tribal again.
kinkshaming101 Do you get some kind of sick SATISFACTION out of this you latent homosexual?
megarayquaza why not just have tribal right now?
kinkshaming101 #kinkshamed
AntsInMyEyes_ How is being gay even a kink? EXplain that, ya fuck
ToadProbst Tribal right now? Intriguing idea
kinkshaming101 It's not natural
KateTMiller Isn't everything sexual a kink?
kinkshaming101 It's gross
kinkshaming101 It's UNCALLED for and SICKENING
kinkshaming101 #kinkshamed
KateTMiller Even jsut like... missionary for copulation purposes?
AntsInMyEyes_ You're literally just being like my youth pastor right now
kinkshaming101 Of course not @ Kate
KateTMiller Yeah it is
AntsInMyEyes_ You're literally just being like my youth pastor right now
kinkshaming101 Of course not @ Kate
KateTMiller Yeah it is
KateTMiller Your kink
KateTMiller is just really boring sex
kinkshaming101 B-but...
TaiTrang grabs Marley's hands and starts deeply breathing.
kinkshaming101 I'm...
kinkshaming101 THAT'S NOT MY KINK
ToadProbst Sounds like me.
KateTMiller It's no different from everything else.
kinkshaming101 I DON'T HAVE A KINK
TaiTrang Thank you nature for letting us win.
kinkshaming101 I-I'M NORMAL
ToadProbst (SEND IN VOTES, KINGSTON)
kinkshaming101 I'M THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON HERE
TaiTrang Thank you to the sun, the rain, to give us the strength to the win!
kinkshaming101 Tai, go home already
ToadProbst TRIBAL COUNCIL
KyleJason SCOT DUDE WE AREN'T VISIBLE ENOUGH
KyleJason QUICKLY
KyleJason DO OBNOXIOUS STUFF
ToadProbst MegaRayquaza, any thoughts on the repeated losses? Are you losing confidence?
KyleJason RUNS AROUND CAMP NAKED
ToadProbst Kate, how did the Rina boot affect you all as a tribe?
ToadProbst OHF, is the spirit of So Kim just strengthening?
shutupredneckman Ask me a question, I need the positive SPV boost.
megarayquaza i never lose confidence. only trust in my former allies
Owenandheatherfa sheIS strengthening.
Owenandheatherfa you know.
ToadProbst SURM, who's better: Terry Deitz or Andrew Savage?
KateTMiller It didn't. Honestly, I kind of forget about Rina already. What did she even look like? Who CARES.
Owenandheatherfa it gets more likely that I'll c go home
Owenandheatherfa each TC
Owenandheatherfa but
Owenandheatherfa So Kim, patron saint of unfair boots
Owenandheatherfa is alway swatching and making sure that I am safe
ToadProbst (Brb gotta pee, send in votes while I do so)
shutupredneckman [23:10] <@ToadProbst> SURM, who's better: Terry Deitz or Andrew Savage?
shutupredneckman Hm, that's an interesting question.
shutupredneckman It depends on what you define as "better"
shutupredneckman Do you mean better PLAYER?
shutupredneckman In that case, Terry.
shutupredneckman He was rigged out of Panama.
shutupredneckman Due to an unfair Final Immunity Challenge, lol. It's no shock that modern Survivor is rigged.
shutupredneckman However, as a better character -I would have to go with Savage.
shutupredneckman The shining star of Cambodia, for sure.
shutupredneckman Anyone who doesn't think so is an absolute moron lol.
KateTMiller .
ToadProbst What if someone were to say Aubry were their favorite contestant in Kaoh Rong? How'd you react then?
shutupredneckman I think anyone who actually likes someone as grating and obnoxious as Aubry ... is, well, grating and obnoxious just like her lol.
shutupredneckman Hahaha it's an objective fact that she was the worst contestant on Kaoh Rong.
megarayquaza this wait for the votes to be read is worse than when latios took 30 minutes to "get dressed" while i waited outside his cloud
ToadProbst Okay. The votes are now in.
ToadProbst Once they are read, the decision is final.
megarayquaza finally. ready for the snakes to be revealed xx
shutupredneckman I legit can't tell if you're an idiot or a robot but if you're just going to repeat the same things over and over without answering questions, I'd suggest you just leave me alone and move on with your life.
shutupredneckman @Mega
ToadProbst The person voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately.
ToadProbst I'll read the votes.
ToadProbst First vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...Kate.
KateTMiller Wow.
KateTMiller Little ol me?
ToadProbst Second vote...
ToadProbst ...OHF.
shutupredneckman You act like I'm doing something wrong by analyzing the show on a higher level than most people and trying to offer my insight.
ToadProbst That's one vote Kate, one vote OHF.
Owenandheatherfa pray 4 me
ToadProbst Third vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...Kate.
ToadProbst ...Last vote:
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
shutupredneckman Haha wow, you're a pretty awful person, Jesus.
ToadProbst ...the third person voted out of Toadvivor: Jamaica...
KateTMiller Well, uh, this has been interesting.
ToadProbst ...Kate.
ToadProbst You nee dto bring me your torch.
megarayquaza hah.
KyleJason HAH LOSER
KateTMiller I don't know what to say.
shutupredneckman Aside from ... whatever the fuck that was meant to be, I can assure you I have a higher sense of empathy than you do and that the Psych 101 you just tried to pull is inaccurate and cringeworthy.
megarayquaza the real arbok is exposed
Owenandheatherfa (heather)
KateTMiller hands over torch
KateTMiller Sure, fine.
KateTMiller Seey'all.
Owenandheatherfa don't COME for me.
ToadProbst Kate... the tribe has spoken.
shutupredneckman The edit was right. Shocker.
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ToadProbst smuffs torch sadly
megarayquaza *sips tea*
megarayquaza loving this herbal flavor.
megarayquaza tastes like her tears
Scot_Pollard DUDES RULE
shutupredneckman Hahahahaha I'm glad that casual is gone.
TaiTrang GUYS.
TaiTrang ATTENTION.
TaiTrang ATTENTION.
Scot_Pollard flexes grotesquely
TaiTrang MARK
TaiTrang IS DEAD.
ToadProbst Grab your torches, head back to camp
ToadProbst wait WHAT?!
KyleJason RAISES HAND REALLY HARD
shutupredneckman This is a sausage-fest now, lol.
KyleJason I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS TRANQUILITY
Scot_Pollard HIS NAME WAS BLUE LABEL
shutupredneckman Mark's edit was clearly leading to his death.
kinkshaming101 His name was dinner
kinkshaming101 @ Jason
shutupredneckman Any moron could have predicted that, wow.
TaiTrang Mark Cash Blue Label Tranquility Jr.
kinkshaming101 Kinky.
Scot_Pollard KINKSHAMING YOU MONSTER
KyleJason OH OK
Scot_Pollard I VOTE TO EJECT HIM
TaiTrang KINKSHAMAN
TaiTrang IS A MONSTER.
KyleJason KINKSHAMER ATE MARK THE MULTIPLE NAMES
TaiTrang Toad.
TaiTrang Can we go to tribal?
KyleJason YEAH LETS DO IT
ToadProbst uh
ToadProbst Tribal?
KyleJason I WANT TO VOTE THAT POOPIE HEAD OUT
ToadProbst Right here, right now?
KyleJason I DONT WANNA CUSS ON TV
KyleJason BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER IS WATCHING
Scot_Pollard SURE
kinkshaming101 Oh NOW you're willing to let me leave
KyleJason AND SHE HAS AUTISM
TaiTrang (bout to brandon hantz this.)
megarayquaza "mark"? probably a straight male name
kinkshaming101 Amateurs
KyleJason SO THAT MIGHT BE BAD
ToadProbst Uh... I don't know if... I mean... we haven't had a challenge.
AntsInMyEyes_ do y'all really care that much
TaiTrang Ants, what do you think?
KyleJason WE WANT TO VOTE OUT KINKSHAMER
AntsInMyEyes_ like i have ants in my eyes and I don't even think it's that big of a deal
KyleJason HE SUCKS
megarayquaza if you all didn't know, every legendary pokemon is a h o m o s e x u a l
kinkshaming101 I'd liek to go to Tribal
Scot_Pollard I CARE THAT BLUE LABEL WAS TAKEN FROM ME
kinkshaming101 like*
TaiTrang ACtually.
ToadProbst Wait.
TaiTrang I don't want to go to tribal.
ToadProbst All four of you --
TaiTrang I won't give Kinkshaming this honor.
ToadProbst okay, never mind.
Owenandheatherfa rlly
TaiTrang
ToadProbst We need a unanimous vote to go to Tribal, which it looks like we do not have
Owenandheatherfa giritina seemed super straight to me
ToadProbst Anyway, let's get to the challenge.
kinkshaming101 burps
Owenandheatherfa @rayquaz
KyleJason OK WHATEVER
kinkshaming101 Oh look, Mark's speaking toyou
kinkshaming101 @Tai
Owenandheatherfa can we MERGE!!!!!!!
Owenandheatherfa it's ENOUGH
Owenandheatherfa @losing challenges
Owenandheatherfa every goddamn day
TaiTrang (also change the topic)
Owenandheatherfa every goddamn FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
ToadProbst Come on in, guys!
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “KINGSTON: SURM, OHF, MEGARAYQUAZA | MARLEY: TAI, JASON, SCOT, ANTS, KINKSHAMER”
ToadProbst Kingston.
ToadProbst I see you guys now only have three members.
ToadProbst You were up one, too! What happened?
megarayquaza yeah that's fine
ToadProbst It's tough out here, I guess.
ToadProbst So... with that being said...
ToadProbst Everybody.
ToadProbst Drop. Your. Buffs.
ToadProbst We are MERGED.
KyleJason COOL
shutupredneckman um lol no maybe the people who only want to discuss Survivor the game can leave since this sub is for people to discuss Survivor the show.
kinkshaming101 Like the soap?
Owenandheatherfa yaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
shutupredneckman Good. About time.
kinkshaming101 Kinky...
ToadProbst hands out PINK merged tribe buffs
kinkshaming101 .you goddamn sicko
KyleJason IM GLAD I MADE THE MERGE!! SCOT ARE YOU GLAD YOU MADE THE MERGE
kinkshaming101 @ Toad
KyleJason PINK???? JUST LIKE EVERYTHING I BUY MY DAUGHTER!!!
KyleJason WHO HAS AUTISM!!!!!
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “MERGE: SURM, OHF, MEGARAYQUAZA, TAI, JASON, SCOT, ANTS, KINKSHAMER”
ToadProbst Also, fun fact: You are all men. I'm genuinely shocked.
ToadProbst I think this is the first Toadvivor to have a merged tribe entirely made up of men?
ToadProbst Good on you, guys.
Scot_Pollard DUDES RULE
TaiTrang Yay!
Scot_Pollard BUMPS JASONS BELLY A LOT
AntsInMyEyes_ It didn't originate that way, it just ha--happens to be the case
KyleJason I WISH THERE WERE LADIES HERE BUT OK
ToadProbst Anyway...
megarayquaza yaas love men
KyleJason BUMPS SCOTS BELLY A LOT
ToadProbst Here's the challenge.
ToadProbst You are to send me a MERGED TRIBE NAME.
ToadProbst And this merged tribe name, in a twist...
ToadProbst will be on a merged tribe FLAG.
shutupredneckman "I wish there were ladies here but ok" -- You're grasping at straws, moron.
ToadProbst Now, I don't care how you make the flag, just make sure the name of your tribe is on there.
ToadProbst Once I say go, you will have 10 minutes
ToadProbst And then upload the flag to some sort of image-sharing site idk, and PM it to me
TaiTrang (Do we send it to you?)
ToadProbst The best name and flag combination will win.
ToadProbst Yes!
ToadProbst Oh, and also: LeakyLakeyLeakLake jokes are getting stale. So be original!
Scot_Pollard NO!
shutupredneckman What's the color?
ToadProbst The color is BAYON Pink
ToadProbst You can find it on the Survivor Wiki
ToadProbst You have 10 minutes starting now, 11:23.
ToadProbst Go!
AntsInMyEyes_ I never really liked this challenge
AntsInMyEyes_ Also there's SO MANY ANTS IN MY EYES
AntsInMyEyes_ I Can't see ANYTHING
AntsInMyEyes_ HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO--TO DO CHALLENGES
TaiTrang HE CAN'T EVEN SEE THE FLAG.
ToadProbst Two submissions out of seven in, and I have to say, this is some tough competition already.
kinkshaming101 give me a few mins pls
KyleJason IM MAKING THE FLAG NOW
ToadProbst I can extend the time if you guys aren't done by 11:33
kinkshaming101 kk thxthx
shutupredneckman (that would help)
ToadProbst Okay, is 11:38 good?
AntsInMyEyes_ eleventeen thirty-eight
ToadProbst or I guess just when everyone finishes lol
KyleJason IM ALMOST DONE HAHAHAHAHAHA
kinkshaming101 ok done
ToadProbst One entry left to send in
ToadProbst Owenandheatherfa
megarayquaza my flag is fierce as fuck
megarayquaza get ready to bow... down.
Owenandheatherfa wtf I sent mine
Owenandheatherfa it's in between confs
ToadProbst o
ToadProbst it was buried
ToadProbst OKAY, THE TRIBE FLAGS ARE IN.
KyleJason no
KyleJason NO
ToadProbst Give me a minute to formulate the results
KyleJason IM UPLOADING IT
ToadProbst OH WAIT
KyleJason STOP!!!!!!
ToadProbst Shit I forgot about you
ToadProbst kk
KyleJason PUNCHES TOAD A HECK OF A LOT
shutupredneckman Most people forget about him.
ToadProbst For some reason I thought there were 7 left instead of 8
ToadProbst My bad
ToadProbst oopsies!
AntsInMyEyes_ WILL KYLE JASON BE THE NEXT OUT??????
Scot_Pollard NO
megarayquaza hopefully
AntsInMyEyes_ I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T ACTUALLY TELL BECAUSE I CAN'T. SEE. ANYTHING
Scot_Pollard JASON WILL BE SECOND PLACE
Scot_Pollard TO ME
megarayquaza can't stand him
megarayquaza worst type of straight imo
Owenandheatherfa i agree
ToadProbst ayo Kyle hurry df up
KyleJason IM TRYING FUCK YOU
megarayquaza this is what happens when you like women
shutupredneckman Kyle, you are an absolute obtuse moron. Lol.
megarayquaza meanwhile
megarayquaza i'm here, i'm queer, and i'm looking glam as fuck
ToadProbst Okay.
KyleJason OK IM DONE
KyleJason BACK TO BE OBNOXIOUS NOW
ToadProbst All eight flags are in!
KyleJason FIGHTS TOAD
shutupredneckman You and your pet gorilla, Scot, have zero chance at winning.
ToadProbst NOW, let me try to formulate the results
AntsInMyEyes_ I BETTER WIN
AntsInMyEyes_ I NEED MONEY AAAAAA
ToadProbst C%11,12Okay!
ToadProbst lol
ToadProbst oops!
shutupredneckman F
shutupredneckman Flop. *
ToadProbst Okay!
Scot_Pollard I WON
shutupredneckman You are absolutely a casual.
ToadProbst These are all complete works of art.
TaiTrang Scot won?
ToadProbst But, there can only be one winner.
ToadProbst In 8th place is...
ToadProbst "Peih-Geesus," by Owenandheatherfan
ToadProbst http://i.imgur.com/ilJ2jnL.png
shutupredneckman Just awful.
Owenandheatherfa rig
KyleJason HAH WHAT A LOSER
ToadProbst Good stuff, but this was truly an elite batch of flags.
KyleJason AM I RIGHT SCOT
shutupredneckman Peih-Gee was terrible.
ToadProbst In 7th...
Scot_Pollard YEAH YOU ARE RIGHT JASON
Scot_Pollard HIGH FIVES JASON
KyleJason HIGH FIVES SCOT
AntsInMyEyes_ I DON'T KNOW WHAT P-JESUS IS, IS THAT LIKE A P-SWITCH FROM MARIO COMBINED WITH JESUS
AntsInMyEyes_ IS THAT LIKE YOU PISS ON A PAINTING OF JESUS
ToadProbst http://i.imgur.com/tAesUbM.png "FISTBUMP," by Kyle Jason
AntsInMyEyes_ I DID THAT WITH MY FRIENDS IN COLLEGE TO BE EDGY
KyleJason FUCK YOU
KyleJason I WORKED HARD ON THAT
megarayquaza lmao you thought you even worked at all
megarayquaza if you knew me really you'd know that i mega evolved years ago honey
Scot_Pollard JASON IS A HARD WORKING MAN WITH AUTISM OR SOMETHING GIVE HIM SOME SLACK
ToadProbst In 6th place...
TaiTrang Jason.
TaiTrang I think it's a beautiful piece of art.
TaiTrang <3
KyleJason THANK
megarayquaza now that he isn't winning immunity, i would just like everyone to know that i'm voting for kyle tonight and i hope everyone else does too!
megarayquaza time to take out the trash XX
ToadProbst "Give Me Money Please" by AntsInMyEyes
ToadProbst http://i.imgur.com/0NDk9qT.png
shutupredneckman Evolving isn't much of a feat when your brain is still tiny, lol. @Mega
KyleJason SCREW YOU RAYQUAZA YOU'RE A HOME OF SEXUAL
ToadProbst This is very... artistic.
Scot_Pollard KNOCKS RAYQUAZA INTO FIRE
AntsInMyEyes_ I NEED MONEY I'M REALLY KIND OF disappointed IN YOU TOAD
AntsInMyEyes_ THE ANTS IN THAT PICTURE FELL OUT OF MY EYES
AntsInMyEyes_ I WISH THEY ALL WOULD DO THAT
AntsInMyEyes_ BUT THEY WON'T
AntsInMyEyes_ EVERYTHING'S BLACK
AntsInMyEyes_ I WROTE THE WORDS IN MY OWN BLOOD
ToadProbst Coming in in 5th place...
kinkshaming101 pls not mine
ToadProbst http://i.imgur.com/foiz9q5.png "Primal Kyogre," by megarayquaza
shutupredneckman Minimalist. I like it.
ToadProbst This is good. I can't ignore the lack of a pink background, but otherwise, minimalist with great aesthetic goals. An above-average entry.
TaiTrang If there are 8, 5th place is below average.
ToadProbst Scot, Tai, Kinkshamer, and SURM remain
Scot_Pollard I WIN
shutupredneckman Not surprised that I remain.
ToadProbst In 4th place is...
megarayquaza i don't need a challenge win to affirm that i'm looking like a literal million fucking dollars right now
megarayquaza *death drops*
shutupredneckman Everyone else that's left is obtuse & embarassing haha lol
KyleJason THIS ISNT OBNOXIOUS ENOUGH
ToadProbst http://i.imgur.com/1oXMASj.png SCOT, with "BlueLabelSexyScot&JasonTeamYea"
KyleJason RUNS INTO CAMP SCREAMING LIKE A TURTLE
KyleJason WHAT
KyleJason YOU ROBBED MY BUDDY SCOT
Scot_Pollard WHAT
KyleJason SCOT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THIS
Scot_Pollard FUCK YOU
KyleJason PUMMELS TOAD
TaiTrang JASON
TaiTrang SCOT
TaiTrang IT'S OKAY.
TaiTrang I'M STILL IN.
Scot_Pollard I AM GONNA BE MAD
ToadProbst is pummeled
Scot_Pollard PUMMELS TOAD A LOT
ToadProbst is pummeled, a lot
shutupredneckman facepalms
ToadProbst Okay.
KyleJason DOES A FLYING KICK
KyleJason AT TOAD
ToadProbst In third place...
ToadProbst ...
kinkshaming101
ToadProbst Hey fellas, mind simmering down for a brief second?
ToadProbst Okay.
KyleJason NO
ToadProbst Third place: http://i.imgur.com/XV45bbk.png
Scot_Pollard drowns sorrows in blue label
ToadProbst "Booty Munchers" by Tai Trang
AntsInMyEyes_ Tai, what the HELL?
ToadProbst I deny everything.
Scot_Pollard MUNCHES BOOTY
KyleJason ATTACKS TOAD
ToadProbst Only two remain: SURM and Kinkshamer.
shutupredneckman Haha, you have bad taste.
kinkshaming101 KinkshamING
KyleJason PLAYS WITH STRETCHY EARS
KyleJason THEY DONT CALL ME KYLE "STRETCHY" JASON FOR NOTHING
ToadProbst First I'll show each flag, so you can see my decision
KyleJason FROM NOW ON I WANT TO GO BY MY NICKNAME, SARG
ToadProbst wait nvm this should be a surprise
ToadProbst the winner.
Scot_Pollard NOBODY CALLS YOU THAT BUDDY @Jason
ToadProbst is...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst 1dc0c3e1f77c69b45498aa4b87cae1d0.png
ToadProbst KINKSHAMING101, WITH "PINK LABEL"
KyleJason TRUE BUT I WANT TO BE CALLED THAT
KyleJason @SCOT
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “PINK LABEL: SURM, OHF, MEGARAYQUAZA, TAI, JASON, SCOT, ANTS, KINKSHAMER”
kinkshaming101 twirls
kinkshaming101 im aroused
shutupredneckman Wow. You have bad taste, lol. @Toad
Scot_Pollard NO FAIR WHAT THE FUCK
shutupredneckman You're such a casual, it's like... seriously unreal.
ToadProbst A valiant effort by SURM, though, with "Casuals": http://i.imgur.com/8PuqYBP.png
kinkshaming101 Yay
kinkshaming101 I won your silly game
kinkshaming101 but I have to get back to my blog
kinkshaming101 I have a bunch of bloggers waiting to be aroused
kinkshaming101 takes off necklace
kinkshaming101 Hm
shutupredneckman Hahaha that just proves that this entire season is bullshit.
ToadProbst You're... giving up immunity?
kinkshaming101 That I am
Scot_Pollard GIVE ME IMMUNITY
TaiTrang Give it to me.
KyleJason GIVE IT TO ME
KyleJason SRRY FOR HATING YOU EARLIER
kinkshaming101 Not you. You can all choke.
kinkshaming101 aroused
KyleJason OK I WAS LYING I STILL HATE YOU
KyleJason PUNCHES KINKSHAMER
kinkshaming101 ooh yeah that's the spot bby
kinkshaming101 gives Jason immunity
KyleJason THANK
Scot_Pollard NOT FAIR GIVE ME IMMUNITY TOO
ToadProbst WHOA! Ballsy move on Kinkshaming's part!
ToadProbst Okay, you guys can send in votes whenever you please. Jason has immunity. TC will begin soon.
megarayquaza this is fucking disgusting
ToadProbst OH WAIT.
ToadProbst I am also passing out the clue to a hidden immunity idol
KyleJason GIVE IT TO ME FIRST
KyleJason I DESERVE IT
KyleJason HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
ToadProbst to the whole tribe, since I'm nice like that.
KyleJason I CANT WAIT TO PLAY IT AND BLINDSIDE EVERYONE WITH MY ONE VOTE
KyleJason AGAINST ALL 100000 OF YOURS
KyleJason HAHAHAHAHA
ToadProbst THE CLUE IS:
KyleJason WELL??????????????????????????????????
kinkshaming101 ATTN: please vote me out
kinkshaming101 I don't want to be here
megarayquaza that's what they all say
Scot_Pollard NO
megarayquaza nice try hunty. we know you have an idol
kinkshaming101 go away gayquaza
kinkshaming101 there aren't any idols you dense cunt
megarayquaza *sips tea*
megarayquaza this tea is scalding
Scot_Pollard WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CUNT
shutupredneckman Dense? Hahaha. Pot, meet kettle.
ToadProbst The idol will be found in a wiki chat. You have to be in toon with your emotions, and don't go dragon your feet around in too many places.
ToadProbst Anyway, send in votes whenever!
ToadProbst Preferably soon
ToadProbst ~TRIBAL COUNCIL~
ToadProbst Kinkshaming - what constituted your decision to give up immunity to Kyle Sarg Jason?
ToadProbst Kyle, how do you feel about getting immunity unexpectedly?
kinkshaming101 I don't want to be here.
KyleJason HECK YEAH
ToadProbst Scot, are you jealous that Kyle got immunity and you didn't?
ToadProbst OHF - why Peih-Geezus?
Scot_Pollard YEA BUT IM HAPPY FOR MY BOY
ToadProbst SURM - are you salty that you didn't win?
shutupredneckman Yes, very.
shutupredneckman The edit was pointing towards my win.
Owenandheatherfa bc I want to build appreciation for my second mom
Owenandheatherfa PG
shutupredneckman And several people messaged me and said that they thought my flag deserved to win.
shutupredneckman The game is obviously rigged, lol.
ToadProbst (I need votes from everyone other than Tai and Scot)
ToadProbst Tai - are you prepared to avenge Mark Cash Blue Label Tranquility Jr. the chicken?
TaiTrang No.
ToadProbst ATTENTION: The idol has been FOUND.
Scot_Pollard FUCK I DIDN'T GET IT
shutupredneckman (can you tell us the answer, at least)
kinkshaming101 ^
megarayquaza attention: i literally am not voting for anyone else other than scot and jason until they are both out of the game
TaiTrang I think that karma will go get the person who killed Mark.
megarayquaza i am voting for scot tonight because he's human trash
ToadProbst the idol was in the Dragon Ball Z Wiki chat
TaiTrang ( i thought it was in yugioh)
Scot_Pollard MEGARAYQUAZA IS JUST JEALOUS
TaiTrang (cause toon dragon?)
megarayquaza feel free to join me! i'll be on grindr for the remainder of the night
Scot_Pollard QUIT BEING A BITCH BITCH
Scot_Pollard THROWS MEGARAYQUAZA INTO FIRE
ToadProbst I only need one more vote
ToadProbst from MegaRayquaza
Owenandheatherfa I went to spyro the dragon wiki
ToadProbst Okay.
ToadProbst The votes are in.
ToadProbst Once the votes are read, the decision is final.
Scot_Pollard I PLAY MY IDOL THAT DOES NOT EXIST
ToadProbst Person voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately.
ToadProbst I'll read the votes.
kinkshaming101 sits, annoyed
shutupredneckman glances at casuals
shutupredneckman *aka everyone*
kinkshaming101 Please be me going home...
kinkshaming101 My blog NEEDS to be updated!
TaiTrang breathes heavily
megarayquaza you think you have blog problems?
ToadProbst First vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst Tai.
megarayquaza you probably aren't even pumblr-famous like me
kinkshaming101 ex
kinkshaming101 cuse
kinkshaming101 you
ToadProbst Next vote...
TaiTrang Oh my.
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...OHF.
kinkshaming101 I am TOO you fucking irrelevant nobody
kinkshaming101 ....
kinkshaming101 WHY DIDN'T I VOTE OHF
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...
Owenandheatherfa hm.
ToadProbst ...Scot.
Owenandheatherfa hmmm.
Owenandheatherfa hmmm.
kinkshaming101 I could've caused a tie
kinkshaming101 and been rocked out
Scot_Pollard FUCK YOU MEGARAYQUAZA
kinkshaming101 oh god why am I so stupid
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...OHF.
kinkshaming101 I just *sobs* wanna go home!
megarayquaza thanks!! love all my fans xx
ToadProbst That's two votes OHF, one vote Scot, one vote Tai.
shutupredneckman kink, if you want to go home so badly, maybe you should quit like the pathetic casual you are.
ToadProbst Next vote...
AntsInMyEyes_ Could you say you have a...kink for it?
ToadProbst ...Scot.
AntsInMyEyes_ To be fair, you'd probably call the ants in my eyes a kink.
Owenandheatherfa flips hair
KyleJason HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSERS
AntsInMyEyes_ It's not wanted. This is unconsented treatment.
Scot_Pollard FUCK YOU WHOEVER
kinkshaming101 They are @ Ants
AntsInMyEyes_ And yet the ants DON'T GO AWAY
KyleJason WHOEVER VOTES OUT SCOT IS A LOSER
KyleJason SO
KyleJason HAHA
KyleJason LOSERS
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...
KyleJason @LOSERS
kinkshaming101 They're the 17th kink alphabetically
ToadProbst ...OHF.
ToadProbst That's three votes OHF, two votes Scot, one vote Tai.
ToadProbst Two votes left.
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...Scot.
ToadProbst We're tied. Three votes OHF, three votes Scot, one vote Tai. One vote left.
Scot_Pollard HOW ARE THERE TWO VOTES LEFT WITH SEVEN PEOPLE
TaiTrang ...
Scot_Pollard OH
Scot_Pollard ITS EIGHT
Scot_Pollard ALSO WHAT THE FUCK
TaiTrang Oh no.
AntsInMyEyes_ Learn how to math!
KyleJason HAHAH YOU SUCKED AT MATH
KyleJason GUYS DONT VOTE OUT MY FRIEND SCOT HES MY FRIEND
KyleJason BELLY BUMPS SCOT
AntsInMyEyes_ You think I sell my microwaves at $250 without considering math?
ToadProbst The fourth person voted out of Toadvivor: Jamaica AND the first member of our jury...
ToadProbst ...
Scot_Pollard HIGH FIVES JASON
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...Scot.
Scot_Pollard I WILL SURVIVE
Owenandheatherfa prays to so kim
ToadProbst You need to bring me your torch.
KyleJason HIGH FIVES SCOT
KyleJason WHAT
Scot_Pollard FUCK
Scot_Pollard WHAT THE
ToadProbst Scot...
Owenandheatherfa Get out of my kitchen, puta.
ToadProbst the tribe has spoken.
megarayquaza *death drops*
Scot_Pollard FUCK YOU GUYS
megarayquaza bad bitch... you know
Scot_Pollard JASON WIN THIS BRO
ToadProbst It's time for you to go.
shutupredneckman Hahaha. Bye, fucking casual.
megarayquaza xo
KyleJason SCREW YOU GUYS
KyleJason WHY DID YOU VOTE OUT MY FRIEND
megarayquaza bam. it me
KyleJason RUNS UP TO SCOT
KyleJason SCOT
Scot_Pollard YOU GUYS SUCK
ToadProbst looks up 2 feet to look Scot in the eye when he is smuffed
KyleJason BEFORE U GOT
KyleJason GO ***
Scot_Pollard HUGS JASON
KyleJason TICKLES SCOT'S BELLY TO MAKE HIM LAUGH NOT CRY
TaiTrang Scot.
KyleJason HUGS SCOT
Scot_Pollard LAUGHS
Scot_Pollard HAHAHA
TaiTrang fist bump.
Scot_Pollard FIST BUMPS TAI
Scot_Pollard YOU TWO ARE COOL FUCK THESE OTHER POSERS
ToadProbst Well, things can change very quickly in this game. One minute you're on the dominant tribe, the next minute you're... out.
ToadProbst Grab your torches, head back to camp. Night.
ToadProbst (also Scot send me a blacklist if you have to go)
kinkshaming101 Guys
kinkshaming101 OHF wants SURM out
kinkshaming101 SURM wants to link Rayquaza's feet
kinkshaming101 Ants LOATHES SURM
kinkshaming101 Tai and Jason once met in the 70s and had a gay escapade
kinkshaming101 all of these are scandalous and kinky
ToadProbst next challenge soon come
Owenandheatherfa (conf) I asked So Kim and So Kim provided. she IS my savior.
KyleJason CONFESSIONAL NOW I AM ALONE AND SAD WITHOUT SCOT. NOBODY WANTS TO ALIGN WITH ME. BOO HOO.
megarayquaza y'all
KyleJason CONFESSIONAL AT LEAST MY AUTISTIC DAUGHTER IS OK
shutupredneckman You sound aggressive and I think you might need a nap.
shutupredneckman @Jason
megarayquaza should i ask deoxys out tonight?
KyleJason CONFESSIONAL HOW CAN HE HEARD MY CONFESSIONALS
shutupredneckman Stop embarrassing yourself lol.
megarayquaza he said he's chillin a couple light years away because family is in town
shutupredneckman You're mental.
shutupredneckman I'd think I'd be worse on the off chance I'm wrong about something and still arrogant about it since at least when I'm right I'm spreading correct information.
KyleJason HEY GUYS
KyleJason IF ANYONE WANTS TO FLIP THE GAME.....
KyleJason PM ME
shutupredneckman CONF: Haha why is everyone here so rude and defensive?
KyleJason IM WILLING TO DO ANYTHING
KyleJason EVEN DANCE LIKE A BANANA
megarayquaza hey everyone!
megarayquaza it me, mega rayquaza
megarayquaza welcome to my delta episode
shutupredneckman (topic?)
ToadProbst challenge time, suckaAAAAAs *laughs a la Chef Hatchet*
AntsInMyEyes_ I will NOT dance like a banana
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “PINK LABEL: SURM, OHF, MEGARAYQUAZA, TAI, JASON, ANTS, KINKSHAMER | JURY: SCOT”
megarayquaza that's nice, but smoking kills @toad probst
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “PINK LABEL: SURM, OHF, Jason, Ants, Kinkshaming, Rayquaza, Tai | JURY: Scot”
KyleJason OK I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
KyleJason GAYQUAZA IS RUNNING THIS GAME
KyleJason AND IS A HOME OF SEXUAL
KyleJason NOW, I MYSELF AM A BOUNTY HUNTER AT HOME
shutupredneckman Argue your fucking position or shut up, haha. No one has time for "You're wrong!" responses with no reasoning.
KyleJason STOMPS THE GROUND LOUDLY
shutupredneckman @jason
AntsInMyEyes_ I mean you are also a home of sexuality.
TaiTrang hugs Jason.
KyleJason HUGS TAI
KyleJason THANK
AntsInMyEyes_ Like, we've seen your tweets.
megarayquaza i'm sorry i don't understand
AntsInMyEyes_ I can't see ANYTHING and I saw those tweets back in 2015
megarayquaza i'm the wrong scapegoat for your pent up frustration
ToadProbst Okay. Who's ready to get to today's challenge?
megarayquaza at most all i have done is copy and paste "attention: i literally am not voting for anyone else other than scot and jason until they are both out of the game"
shutupredneckman I might take emotional positions on players but I'm still extremely unbiased about the game and edit. I don't think I'm black and white at all unless someone really sucks or is really great.
KyleJason ME.
ToadProbst In this challenge, we will immerse ourselves in the music of Jamaica.
shutupredneckman Hahaha finally a good challenge.
ToadProbst aka it's musical chairs
shutupredneckman Though I don't want to speak too soon.
KyleJason COOL
KyleJason SITS DOWN
shutupredneckman Yep.
Owenandheatherfa i think we should immerse ourselves
megarayquaza blame the losers who listened to me xx
TaiTrang what
Owenandheatherfa in the music
Owenandheatherfa of
ToadProbst So, here's how it'll go.
Owenandheatherfa CARLY RAE JEPSEN
ToadProbst I'll "sing" something
Owenandheatherfa #EMOTION
Owenandheatherfa #RUNAWAYWITHME
ToadProbst and then I'll say "STOP"
ToadProbst and then you all will post
shutupredneckman Hahaha, Carly Rae Jepsen is objectively bad. @OHF
ToadProbst *sits down in chair*
AntsInMyEyes_ ...WAIT OMG
AntsInMyEyes_ I KNOW WHAT'S COMING
shutupredneckman Like... it's all about craft and she has none.
megarayquaza the only music i really listen to is "battle! rayquaza" since i live infinitely in it
AntsInMyEyes_ THIS IS TERRIFIC HEARING IS--IT'S ONE OF THE FEW SENSES I STILL HAVE
AntsInMyEyes_ SO I'M ACTUALLY REALLY REALLY HYPED
ToadProbst Last contestant to post *sits down in chair* each round is out.
ToadProbst Last one standing wins immunity.
shutupredneckman Lol. This is a stupid challenge.
ToadProbst Got it?
shutupredneckman Even a casual could win this.
kinkshaming101 sitting is like my 7th favorite kink
AntsInMyEyes_ I'M HONESTLY SO EXCITEd
TaiTrang Yeah!
TaiTrang Music is like
kinkshaming101 3rd if you add duct tape and rope
KyleJason IM READY
TaiTrang music for the soul.
ToadProbst Okay.
ToadProbst First round...
Owenandheatherfa Toad I just wanna confirm
Owenandheatherfa that all music played
Owenandheatherfa WILL be crj
ToadProbst YOU'RE WAY TOO BEAUTIFUL, GURL
ToadProbst THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVER WORK
ToadProbst YOU HAD ME
ToadProbst SUICIDAL
ToadProbst SUICIDAL
Owenandheatherfa *sits down in chair*
KyleJason SITS DOWN IN CHAIR
ToadProbst WHEN YOU SAY IT'S ALL
Owenandheatherfa *sits down in chair*
ToadProbst OOOOVER
AntsInMyEyes_ didn't expect it to come up this fas tthat's cool though
ToadProbst DAMN ALL THESE BEAAUUUUUTIFUL
KyleJason SITS DOWN IN CHAIR
ToadProbst GIRLS
ToadProbst THEY ONLY WANNA DO YOU
KyleJason SITS DOWN IN CHAIR
ToadProbst STOP
kinkshaming101 *sits down in chair*
shutupredneckman *sits down in chair*
Owenandheatherfa *sits down in chair*
AntsInMyEyes_ *sits down in chair*
KyleJason SITS DOWN IN CHAIR
TaiTrang *sits down in chair*
megarayquaza *touches tail to chair*
ToadProbst MegaRayquaza is out!
megarayquaza oh, unfortunate
Owenandheatherfa can he even sit
Owenandheatherfa @rayquaza
ToadProbst Next round.
shutupredneckman Hahaha, what a casual. <3
KyleJason FORCES GAYQUAZA OUT OF CHAIR
KyleJason HAHA
KyleJason .
megarayquaza it's really whatever. none of these fuckers have ever had a romantic evening with giratina before so like...
ToadProbst STARTS NOW
ToadProbst we're jammin'
ToadProbst to think that jammin was a thing of the past
megarayquaza the distortion world has fantastic sushi
ToadProbst
Owenandheatherfa https://www.instagram.com/p/BF60A6IqVt0/?taken-by=carlyraejepsen
Owenandheatherfa queen of memes
ToadProbst we're jammin
ToadProbst and I hope this jam is gonna
ToadProbst last
ToadProbst stop
AntsInMyEyes_ *sits down in chair*
kinkshaming101 *sits down in chair*
shutupredneckman *sits down in chair*
KyleJason SITS DOWN IN CHAIR
TaiTrang *sits down in chair*
Owenandheatherfa *sits down in chair*
megarayquaza best believe i ate like a king that night
ToadProbst OHF is out!
megarayquaza more than just sushi if you vibe with me lmao
Owenandheatherfa i would've won
Owenandheatherfa if u played carly
Owenandheatherfa rude af.
AntsInMyEyes_ I think I'm familiar with the distortion world
ToadProbst NEXT SONG
ToadProbst ...
AntsInMyEyes_ Is it that place where I get broadcasted onto TV?
TaiTrang Yeah.
megarayquaza ha. that's cute
ToadProbst OH, BABY, TAKE ME TO THE FEELING
kinkshaming101 she wants to dance like uma thurman
shutupredneckman Looks like OHF got eliminated a round too early.
ToadProbst I'LL BE YOUR SINNER IN SECRET
AntsInMyEyes_ (yeah because this is definitely jamaican)
ToadProbst WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT
ToadProbst RUN AWAY WITH ME
ToadProbst STOP
kinkshaming101 *sits down in chair*
KyleJason SITS DOWN IN CHAIR
TaiTrang *sits down in chair*
shutupredneckman *sits down in chair*
AntsInMyEyes_ (this is the most jamaican thing I've ever seen next to Oscar Pistorious)
ToadProbst (Shhh it was an executive request @ants)
AntsInMyEyes_ *sits down in chair*
AntsInMyEyes_ (fuck you)
ToadProbst And Ants is out! Right after critiquing the host's skills!
ToadProbst There's gotta be a correlation there!
AntsInMyEyes_ I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
KyleJason THE HOSTS SKILLS ARE LAME
KyleJason HAHAHAHAHAHA
shutupredneckman Only I'm allowed to criticize hahaha.
ToadProbst next
KyleJason .
KyleJason IM WAITING!!!
kinkshaming101 yawn
ToadProbst snooooooop
ToadProbst snoooooooop
ToadProbst when the pimps in the crib ma
ToadProbst drop it like it's hot!
ToadProbst drop it like it's hot!
shutupredneckman This is taking longer than Cagayan's post-merge
ToadProbst drop it like it's hot!
ToadProbst when the pigs tryna get at you
KyleJason SITS DOWN IN CHAIR
ToadProbst STOP
kinkshaming101 *sits down in chair*
shutupredneckman *sits down in chair*
TaiTrang *sits down in chair*
KyleJason SITS DOWN IN CHAIR
megarayquaza so cultural
ToadProbst Kyle Jason out!
megarayquaza really an aesthetic improvement
KyleJason WHAT
ToadProbst Also don't forget Snoop Lion's existence
KyleJason I GOT IT FIRST
AntsInMyEyes_ retweet @MegaRayQuaza
ToadProbst This really is technically Jamaican
KyleJason THROWS CHAIR ACROSS THE BEACH
KyleJason DROPKICKS TOAD
ToadProbst not on chatzilla hoe! @Sarg
KyleJason @SARG
KyleJason THANK
KyleJason BUT FUCK YOU
TaiTrang who's left?
ToadProbst Kinkshamer, SURM, and Tai
kinkshaming101 .
ToadProbst next round...
TaiTrang .
kinkshaming101 im givign it away again if I win...
ToadProbst *instrumental ska starts playing*
ToadProbst trombones
ToadProbst trumpets
ToadProbst more trombones
ToadProbst sax
shutupredneckman How about you stop playing, then?
shutupredneckman Moron
ToadProbst trombone player that looks like zeke poopybutthole
shutupredneckman Stop embarassing yourself
ToadProbst STOP
kinkshaming101 *sits down in chair*
shutupredneckman *sits down in chair*
TaiTrang *sits down in chair*
ToadProbst Tai is out!
TaiTrang baby, don't give it up.;punches kinky
kinkshaming101 You stop embarrassing yourself @ SRUM
shutupredneckman Hahaha. You got me.
shutupredneckman A+ comeback.
shutupredneckman Douchebag.
kinkshaming101 bye
ToadProbst Kinkshamer oddly still in despite the desires to go home.
ToadProbst But this round will decide it.
ToadProbst FINAL ROUND:
TaiTrang If you don't win, I won't punch you. @kink
shutupredneckman *sits down in chair*
shutupredneckman *sits down in chair*
kinkshaming101 .
kinkshaming101 am i lagging
AntsInMyEyes_ NO!
TaiTrang no.
ToadProbst liquor store blues - bruno mars ft. damian "junior gong" marley
ToadProbst oooh I'll take one shot for my pain
ToadProbst one drag for my sorrow
ToadProbst get messed up today
ToadProbst I'll be okay tomoooOOOORROW
ToadProbst one shot for my pain
shutupredneckman *sits down in chair*
ToadProbst one drag for my sorrow
ToadProbst get
ToadProbst messed
ToadProbst up
KyleJason THROWS MUSIC BOX THROUGH THE WINDOW
ToadProbst STOP
KyleJason THIS SONG SUCKS.
kinkshaming101 *sits down in chair*
shutupredneckman *sits down in chair*
ToadProbst KINKSHAMING! WINS! IMMUNITY....?!
KyleJason GOOD JOB
KyleJason PUNCHES KINKSHAMER
TaiTrang punchse kinky
kinkshaming101 I'm aroused
KyleJason PUNCHES KINKY A HECK OF A LOT OF TIMES
shutupredneckman Congratulations on having a faster internet connection, Kink
Owenandheatherfa how does he keep winning
Owenandheatherfa he doesn't even want to BE here
ToadProbst Yeah, it's... confusing.
kinkshaming101 takes off immunity
kinkshaming101 I once again
ToadProbst ...oh?
kinkshaming101 do not want this
KyleJason GIVE IT TO ME
KyleJason PUNCHES KINKSHAMER
TaiTrang Put it back on.
TaiTrang That is yours.
kinkshaming101 daddy
TaiTrang PUT IT ON.
shutupredneckman I deserve it. I was second.
KyleJason I PROMISE WE'LL VOTE U OUT
kinkshaming101 gives necklace to kyle
KyleJason THANK
shutupredneckman Only a casual would give it away, lol.
ToadProbst ...Well.
ToadProbst For the second time in a row, Jason is somehow immune!
ToadProbst Anyway, send votes whenever, all
megarayquaza incredible. yet another example of vile kyle being disgusting and manipulating others
kinkshaming101 Have you all learned your lesson yet?
megarayquaza kyle's vile!! stay woke everyone
kinkshaming101 I don't want to get out the chains
kinkshaming101 Well, I kind of do
kinkshaming101 hot
shutupredneckman Sorry, who are you?
shutupredneckman @Kink
kinkshaming101 But that's not my point
kinkshaming101 I won twice what have you done @ SRUM
shutupredneckman That hurts, man. I've been trying to get a life lately but it's hard because I don't really have anything going for me
shutupredneckman Haha, joking of course.
shutupredneckman I think you would be surprised to know that I actually missed the finale of last season's Toadvivor because I was out with friends.
shutupredneckman Lol.
Owenandheatherfa guys
Owenandheatherfa I can't decide
ToadProbst I need votes
TaiTrang Hah.
Owenandheatherfa which color the Ovivor merged tribe should be
TaiTrang Let's just be honest guys.
Owenandheatherfa light pink
Owenandheatherfa or magenta
ToadProbst from everyone but Kyle, Ants, and Kinkshaming
Owenandheatherfa my life is honestly harder than anyone else
kinkshaming101 Everyone
KyleJason SLAM DUNKS OHFS HEAD INTO A COCONUT
kinkshaming101 I have a confession
kinkshaming101 I
kinkshaming101 am a virgin
kinkshaming101
megarayquaza you've heard of voting out kink when he asks for it
shutupredneckman Aubry played a terrible game and Michele totally destroyed her.
megarayquaza now get ready for me blindsiding the biggest threat in the game
ToadProbst TRIBAL COUNCIL
ToadProbst Jason - You've somehow been immune this whole game. How do you feel? Are you getting nervous?
megarayquaza x. x.
kinkshaming101 I'm still asking for it
ToadProbst Tai - do you still love all living creature?
ToadProbst Kinkshaming - what is your thought process?
shutupredneckman Hahahahahahahahahahahaha lol. Someone's salty. @Kinkshaming
TaiTrang Love? Sure.
ToadProbst MegaRayquaza - do you have shady things planned for tonight
KyleJason YOU KNOW WHAT
KyleJason STANDS
KyleJason REACHES INTO PANTS
TaiTrang There's a greater evil in this room, and you're all just letting him play his chess game.
KyleJason PULLS OUT IDOL
kinkshaming101 I need to get the fuck home do you know how many orgasms depend on my blog
ToadProbst (send votes!)
ToadProbst what @Kyle
KyleJason THANKS TO MARLEY BEING RLLY COOL
TaiTrang Let's just be honest guys.
KyleJason IM GOING TO PLAY THIS ON TAI
KyleJason WHEN ITS TIME FOR VOTES
TaiTrang More than half of you guys are voting with SURM.
KyleJason SLAM DUNKS TAIS FACE INTO THE MUD
KyleJason KICKS SAND INTO THE NERDS FACES
TaiTrang So, fine.
TaiTrang Vote with him.
ToadProbst I need votes from Rayquaza, SURM, and OHF
shutupredneckman Where is my question?
shutupredneckman Are you trying to give me an UTR edit?
ToadProbst SURM - who here is watching the show wrong?
megarayquaza *struts to and from voting booth*
megarayquaza feeling confident.
megarayquaza how about everyone else?
megarayquaza i'd love to hear your thoughts! x
TaiTrang
shutupredneckman Tai, Jason, Ants, Rayquaza and maybe Kinkshaming.
shutupredneckman are watching the show wrong.
megarayquaza loves it
ToadProbst %11,12Okay, the votes are in.
ToadProbst jfc
ToadProbst Okay, the votes are in.
megarayquaza cute! i'm giving it 11,120% as well
megarayquaza oops! hold on, deoxys is dming me
ToadProbst Once the votes are read, the decision is final. Person voted out must leave the Tribal Council area immediately.
kinkshaming101 prays to the straight God
megarayquaza damn, that defense forme THICC
ToadProbst I'll read the votes.
ToadProbst First vote...
ToadProbst ...Kink.
kinkshaming101 daddy
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst OHF.
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...SURM.
ToadProbst One vote each for OHF, Kinkshamer, and SURM.
kinkshaming101 come on
kinkshaming101 just a few more
shutupredneckman Wow.
kinkshaming101 I'm feeling a rush
Owenandheatherfa prays to so kim
shutupredneckman Only casuals would vote for me.
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...Kink.
kinkshaming101 oh, daddy
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...SURM.
KyleJason OOPS I WAS MAKING A TINKLE
kinkshaming101 (i'm goign to hell)
KyleJason GOOD THINK I DIDNT PLAY MY IDOL
shutupredneckman Lol haha.
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst SURM.
kinkshaming101 ohhh- w-what?!
ToadProbst Three votes SURM, two votes Kink, one vote OHF.
ToadProbst Will this next vote be for Kink, forcing a tie?
kinkshaming101 don't kill me boner this late in the game Zeke
ToadProbst There's only one way to find out.
shutupredneckman Hopefully.
ToadProbst pulls out last vote
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
Owenandheatherfa my blindside music is blasting rn
shutupredneckman That's what the edits point to.
ToadProbst ...The fifth person voted out and the second member of our jury...
ToadProbst ...Shutupredneckman.
KyleJason GOOD.
ToadProbst You need to bring me your torch.
kinkshaming101 NO
Owenandheatherfa tumblr_nvpwfvC8CQ1u6xhsco7_400.gif
kinkshaming101 WHAT
kinkshaming101 THE
kinkshaming101 HELL
shutupredneckman Fucking casuals
kinkshaming101 My... my blog!
ToadProbst Slurm, the tribe has spoken.
ToadProbst snuffs
Owenandheatherfa Storm's a coming.
ToadProbst Any last words?
Scot_Pollard >slurm
ToadProbst As for the rest of you: grab your torches, head back to camp. Tonight.
KyleJason CONFESSIONAL IM REALLY GLAD I SURVIVED THAT VOTE BUT ITS A SHAME KINK DIDNT GO HOME BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GO HOME BUT ITS OK
ToadProbst "tonight"
ToadProbst goodnight
KyleJason GRABS TORCH AND SWINGS AT TOAD WITH IT
megarayquaza (confessional) surm has been a snake from day one and i'm satisfied with my decision to cut toxic people out of my life
ToadProbst Next challenge momentarily!!!!
KyleJason GUYS WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER WILL YOU COME JOIN MY WALK FOR ASPERGERS
KyleJason MY DAUGHTER HAS AUTISM
AntsInMyEyes_ Oh yeah well I can't see ANYTHING
AntsInMyEyes_ you know who's really making an effort to fix my problem? who's REALLY trying?
AntsInMyEyes_ NOOBDY
AntsInMyEyes_ I HATE MY LIFE
AntsInMyEyes_ ALL I HAVE IS MY STORE AND MY DIGNITY
AntsInMyEyes_ AND EITHER ONE ROUTINELY SHRINKS THE OTHER
ToadProbst OH WAIT
ToadProbst Scot and SURM
ToadProbst join #ToadvivorPonderosa
ToadProbst we have lots of vodka
KyleJason HEY
kinkshaming101 collapses on ground
kinkshaming101 oh, sand...
kinkshaming101 my 23rd favorite kink
kinkshaming101 too bad the porn industry in the middle east is lacking these days
AntsInMyEyes_ #Toadvivor5: PINK LABEL: OHF, Jason, Ants, Kinkshaming, Rayquaza, Tai | JURY: SURM, Scot
AntsInMyEyes_ can I not change
AntsInMyEyes_ the topic?
AntsInMyEyes_ What a day for me.
KyleJason PUNCHES ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON
kinkshaming101 You know, nobody here ever asked me what I DO for a living
kinkshaming101 I run a blog for people whose kink is being shamed for their kinks
kinkshaming101 But no
AntsInMyEyes_ Somebody leave me alone ;_;
kinkshaming101 nobody cares
kinkshaming101 I'm just a BODY to them
Owenandheatherfa isn't that like...
Owenandheatherfa a paradox
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “PINK LABEL: OHF, Jason, Ants, Kinkshaming, Rayquaza, Tai | JURY: SURM, Scot”
TaiTrang Kink!
kinkshaming101 You don't understand
Owenandheatherfa why would people shame you if your kink was being hsamed
Owenandheatherfa idgi
TaiTrang I have this new thing called
TaiTrang twitter.
TaiTrang Like the bird! You should follow me.
kinkshaming101 All those poor souls
kinkshaming101 their kinks unfulfilled
Owenandheatherfa (conf) I guess I'm not up with the youths anymore : /
megarayquaza (confessional) every time, tribal reminds me of that time where i singlehandedly excommunicated uxie from the legendary community
megarayquaza (confessional) the bitch actually did not see it coming lmao
ToadProbst Okay.
ToadProbst Come on in, guys!
KyleJason BURSTS INTO GAYQUAZA'S CONFESSIONAL
KyleJason HEY
TaiTrang (CONF) I so scared during Tribal, I don't know what to do.
kinkshaming101 end me @ Toad
ToadProbst Okay, ready to get to today's challenge?
ToadProbst Here's how it'll work.
ToadProbst I will post the link to a... er, body of text.
ToadProbst You will have some time to read said text.
ToadProbst You will then have to answer trivia about said text.
shutupredneckman (#COPIED from ovivor #XPOSE)
ToadProbst First to FIVE wins.
ToadProbst Sound good?
ToadProbst Now, here's the twist.
ToadProbst This is no normal Jamaican folklore.
ToadProbst No, not at all.
ToadProbst This challenge was originally planned for Toadvivor: Poland.
ToadProbst So...
ToadProbst http://crabbydad.blogspot.com/2008/12/road-drip.html
ToadProbst Enjoy!
ToadProbst You have until 12:45.
ToadProbst Get reading!
kinkshaming101 daddy
AntsInMyEyes_ what the hell is this
Owenandheatherfa SCREAM
KyleJason THIS STORY IS GAY AS HECK
KyleJason IM NOT CURSING SO MY DAUGHTER WONT GET SAD
KyleJason SHE HAS AUTISM
megarayquaza that's nice, but the only texts i read are the ones zapdos drunkenly sends me when he accidentally hooks up with cresselia for the nth time
ToadProbst well then hun t looks like you won't be winning this challenge!!
megarayquaza prob not!! astute observation
AntsInMyEyes_ What the heck is this language, man?
AntsInMyEyes_ From a dad? Like, who wrote this?
AntsInMyEyes_ I don't have any kids on account of every woman I've ever sat next to screaming when she saw the ants in my eyes, but, jesus, this isn't how you treat kids.
AntsInMyEyes_ Son of a bitch, man.
Owenandheatherfa i thought darkrai and cresselia were going strong
Owenandheatherfa omg the scandal
Owenandheatherfa @rayquaz
TaiTrang lays on the ground.
megarayquaza i'm screaming. hon they broke up last month
TaiTrang What do you think Mark do up in the sky?
ToadProbst 3 mins left dearies!
kinkshaming101 Or, as Mr. Z likes to call you, "Ches-turd-ton."
kinkshaming101 awful humor runs in the family I see.............................
ToadProbst I don't know what you're talking about
ToadProbst My name is ToadProbst
kinkshaming101 "Pretzel Bite Station?! Isn't that where Thomas the Diabetic Tank Engine lives?"
kinkshaming101 not even cool w0w #problematiccrabbydad
ToadProbst tru
ToadProbst Only a bit more time left.
AntsInMyEyes_ Do you have diabetes? I'm so sorry, man. That's pretty bad.
AntsInMyEyes_ But not as bad as BEING ON FIRE WHILE HAVING ANTS
AntsInMyEyes_ PERMANENTLY LODGED
AntsInMyEyes_ INTO
AntsInMyEyes_ YOUR EYE-HOLES
kinkshaming101 it's much worse
kinkshaming101 you like those ants
kinkshaming101 admit it you sick fucker
ToadProbst Okay!
ToadProbst Time to return.
ToadProbst Like I said, first to five will win.
ToadProbst QUESTION 1
KyleJason IM NOT PREPARED
KyleJason I FORGOT HOW TO READ
ToadProbst That's your loss, Kyle, I hate to say it
kinkshaming101 is htis
kinkshaming101 MC
TaiTrang pats Jason on the back.
ToadProbst nope!
TaiTrang You got this.
kinkshaming101 this*
TaiTrang I believe in you.
kinkshaming101 ok
Owenandheatherfa im READY.
AntsInMyEyes_ quickly absorbs text into brain using a plumbus since he can't see ANYTHING
ToadProbst Okay.
AntsInMyEyes_ I'M READY!
ToadProbst Question 1: let's start out easy. What date was this... text posted on? I need month, day, and year
Owenandheatherfa I've been well versed in Toad's family since olive's iconic performance as lividmanda in ovivor as
TaiTrang december 1
AntsInMyEyes_ december 1 2008
TaiTrang 2008
KyleJason DECEMBER 01, 2008
TaiTrang damn
ToadProbst ANTS SCORES!
ToadProbst Onto the next question.
ToadProbst Question 2: What did the narrator compare his chapped lips to?
KyleJason WILLIAM HICKEY
KyleJason ANUS
KyleJason WILLIAM HICKEY'S ANUS
AntsInMyEyes_ william hickey's anus
kinkshaming101 would imagine William Hickey's anus used to look like.
ToadProbst KYLE SCORES!
TaiTrang NICE!
KyleJason FIST BUMPS SCOT
KyleJason ....
KyleJason
TaiTrang fist bump
ToadProbst After all, Kyle does know a lot about anus
TaiTrang Oh.
ToadProbst glances at tattoo
megarayquaza i can't believe you plebs are letting kyle win this challenge
TaiTrang glares at Mega.
kinkshaming101 daddy would have immunity anyway
TaiTrang Have you guessed
ToadProbst Kyle and Ants each have 1 point. You need 5 to win.
megarayquaza best believe i'm still trying to get him out of this game y'all
KyleJason .
ToadProbst Question 3: Where did the Crabbyfamily ultimately spend Tanksgibbon at?
TaiTrang chicago
KyleJason CHICAGO
AntsInMyEyes_ his folks' house in suburban chicago
ToadProbst Tai scores!
KyleJason CHESTERTON
ToadProbst We're tied 1-1-1, Tai/Kyle/Ants
TaiTrang jumps up!
ToadProbst QUESTION 4:
ToadProbst k we're gonna change this to 4 because 5 will be long
kinkshaming101 make it 3
AntsInMyEyes_ no 4
ToadProbst kk
ToadProbst nah 4
AntsInMyEyes_ I like this challenge.
ToadProbst QUESTION 4: What gas station was the hellmouth located in?
AntsInMyEyes_ chesterton
kinkshaming101 chesterton
KyleJason BP STATION
TaiTrang bp
TaiTrang oh
kinkshaming101 bp in chesterton
ToadProbst Wrong!
ToadProbst All of you!
AntsInMyEyes_ speedway
TaiTrang skyway
AntsInMyEyes_ in chesterton
ToadProbst Ants scores!
ToadProbst 2-1-1
Owenandheatherfa me flopping
Owenandheatherfa the rig
ToadProbst NEXT QUESTION:
ToadProbst Fill in the blank: "Seriously, it was spattered with so much shit and random effluvia that is looked like a giant, 3-D ______ painting."
TaiTrang effluvia
AntsInMyEyes_ jackson poo-lock
KyleJason JACKSON POO-LLOCK
kinkshaming101 jackson
TaiTrang jackosn poop
TaiTrang LOL
AntsInMyEyes_ jackson poo-llock
TaiTrang DAMN
ToadProbst ANTS SCORES!
ToadProbst 3-1-1!
ToadProbst He could win it right here!
KyleJason BUT IT'S LLOCK
KyleJason Seriously, it was spattered with so much shit and random effluvia that is looked like a giant, 3-D Jackson Poo-llock painting.
kinkshaming101 please do
KyleJason LLOCK
AntsInMyEyes_ Since when did spelling matter? Come on, man, it was implanted in my brain.
AntsInMyEyes_ I couldn't tell.
KyleJason DROPKICKS TOAC
ToadProbst Spelling doesn't necessarily matter in this one
TaiTrang I agree, I think Ant should get the point.
ToadProbst Okay, yeah, Ant gets it.
TaiTrang Actually.
KyleJason GRRR
ToadProbst FINAL(?) QUESTION:
KyleJason DROPKICKS TOAD
TaiTrang Toad.
TaiTrang I want to do something.
ToadProbst Hmm?
TaiTrang I can give up my point, right?
ToadProbst I mean... if you really want.
TaiTrang I want to.
ToadProbst To whom?
TaiTrang I want to give it to @AntsInMyEyes_
KyleJason
ToadProbst :OOOO
ToadProbst Well.
ToadProbst Perhaps anti-climactically...
ToadProbst ANTS WINS IMMUNITY!
megarayquaza *sips tea*
megarayquaza loving this mint variety xx
AntsInMyEyes_ I'M ANTS-IN-MY-EYES JOHNSON
AntsInMyEyes_ EVERYTHING'S BLACK
ToadProbst FYI, the last question was going to be
AntsInMyEyes_ I ALSO CAN'T FEEL
ToadProbst What did the gas station smell like?
ToadProbst and the answer was
AntsInMyEyes_ And I've won immunity.
ToadProbst my personal favorite
megarayquaza tastes better than my tea party with the lake trio...
ToadProbst Dom DeLuise's transverse colon
megarayquaza minus that bitch uxie
ToadProbst okay hunties send in your votes!
KyleJason CONFESSIONAL IM NERVOUS
megarayquaza *texts deoxys*
megarayquaza so deoxys and i have each others' numbers now and we're keeping pretty constant contact.
megarayquaza i'm really hoping for us to get together sometime soon
megarayquaza have you seen his formes?
KyleJason GRABS TOAD AND FLIPS HIM SIDE TO SID
kinkshaming101 vote me out kthx
kinkshaming101 @ all
megarayquaza honestly need me a freak like that
KyleJason SIDE******************************
ToadProbst TRIBAL COUNCIL
ToadProbst Kyle - How's life at home with your wife, Denise, and your daughters, one of whom has autism?
ToadProbst And your dog that looks like you?
Owenandheatherfa (CONF) It's getting close to the end now. 6th was the place iconic asian queen Brenda Lowe recieved. I can't be like here
ToadProbst Rayquaza - How lit did you get at that tea party with the lake trio?
ToadProbst OHF - How did your typing challenge skills not help you here?
ToadProbst Ants - How do you feel about your big challenge win?
ToadProbst Kink - How are you still here?
KyleJason ITS HARD BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER HAS AUTISM
KyleJason AND THAT MAKES ME SAD
ToadProbst Tai - Do you think anyone has the idol?
kinkshaming101 Some people have a detention kink
megarayquaza we mixed the earl grey with fireball and it was fantastic, thanks for the inquiry
TaiTrang Do I think anyone has an idol?
TaiTrang Of course.
megarayquaza also, as all of you know, i will be voting for kyle tonight. that's about it y'all
kinkshaming101 GOD
TaiTrang Who has it?
kinkshaming101 DAMN
kinkshaming101 YOU
TaiTrang Who knows.
kinkshaming101 MEGARAYQUAZA
kinkshaming101 TAI
ToadProbst need votes from Jason, Tai, and Rayquaza
kinkshaming101 KYLE
kinkshaming101 ANTS
kinkshaming101 OHF
kinkshaming101 VOTE ME OUT
Owenandheatherfa im good at typing
kinkshaming101 GOD FUCKING SAKE
Owenandheatherfa not comprehension
Owenandheatherfa that story was so dense
Owenandheatherfa and filled with gross out humor.
AntsInMyEyes_ See, because you're resisting so violently, it must mean you want it.
AntsInMyEyes_ That's rapist logic, anyway.
Owenandheatherfa hides 2012 minifics
AntsInMyEyes_ My store commercial airs sometimes during that show!
AntsInMyEyes_ It comes up at 9 PM on Interdimensional Cable.
AntsInMyEyes_ Some of the rapists are aliens.
ToadProbst still need votes from Jason, Tai, and Rayquaza
ToadProbst o only Tai and Rayquaza now
ToadProbst wait nvm
ToadProbst still kylesargjason
ToadProbst Kyle? Vote?
megarayquaza i feel very firm in knowing that tonight, the evil will be defeated!
megarayquaza xx
megarayquaza (confessional) i've been in a consistent battle for this entire game.
ToadProbst
ToadProbst The votes are in.
megarayquaza (confessional) when you're in a battle, you HAVE to be ready to walk.
megarayquaza (confessional) i'm walking to the mil hunty
ToadProbst Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person voted out will have to leave the Tribal Council area immediately.
KyleJason STANDS
ToadProbst I'll read them.
KyleJason STANDS
KyleJason STANDS
KyleJason STANDS
ToadProbst First vo--
KyleJason STANDS
ToadProbst what?
KyleJason STANDS
KyleJason HANDS OVER IDOL
KyleJason SITS DOWN
KyleJason NERVOUSLY
Owenandheatherfa fk
ToadProbst This...
ToadProbst is NOT a hidden immunity idol.
KyleJason DARN
KyleJason I THOUGHT FOR SURE IT WOULD TRICK U
ToadProbst Kyle, this is just a block of wood carved out to look like your "Anus" tattoo
TaiTrang LOL
ToadProbst Any votes against Kyle will count.
KyleJason DONT INSULT ME
ToadProbst I'll read the votes.
ToadProbst First vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...Kinkshaming.
ToadProbst Second vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst Kyle.
kinkshaming101 DADDY
kinkshaming101 @ me
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...kinkshaming101.
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...Sarg.
kinkshaming101 oh, daddy...
ToadProbst We're tied. 2 Kinkshaming, 2 Kyle.
kinkshaming101 Yes, yes, unf....
ToadProbst Next vote...
TaiTrang puts his head down.
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...Jason.
KyleJason :(((
ToadProbst Final vote...
ToadProbst ...
kinkshaming101 hesitates
KyleJason KINKSHAMING YOU SHOULD QUIT FOR ME
KyleJason AND SAVE ME
kinkshaming101 .......
ToadProbst ...sixth person voted out AND the third member of our jury...
kinkshaming101 NO
kinkshaming101 NO
kinkshaming101 NO
ToadProbst ...Kyle Jason, you have to bring me your torch.
kinkshaming101 NO
kinkshaming101 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TaiTrang hugs Kyle goodbye.
KyleJason :(((((((((((((((((
kinkshaming101 collapses to his knees
kinkshaming101 WHYYYYYYYY
TaiTrang Tell Scot I said hi.
megarayquaza i am at peace with the world ~
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “PINK LABEL: OHF, Ants, Kinkshaming, Rayquaza, Tai | JURY: Scot, SURM, Jason”
KyleJason TAI WHY DIDNT U JUST VOTE KINK
ToadProbst Kyle...
ToadProbst ...the tribe has spoken.
ToadProbst snuffs the very short kyle sarg jason
KyleJason STANDS
TaiTrang I'm sorry.
Owenandheatherfa flips hair
KyleJason TURNS AROUND
KyleJason TAI
Owenandheatherfa Get out of my kitchen, puta.
ToadProbst #ToadvivorPonderosa
KyleJason AFTER WHAT YOU JUST DID
TaiTrang fist bump fist out.
KyleJason YOU ARE .NOT.
KyleJason WINNING THIS GAME
KyleJason THROWS SAND AT TAI
kinkshaming101 SOBS INTO THE GROUND
TaiTrang ..
KyleJason KINK YOU CAN PROBABLY QUIT TO SAVE ME
kinkshaming101 I'm a failure
kinkshaming101 My blog
kinkshaming101 my followers!
kinkshaming101 They've probably all unfollowed
ToadProbst I mean, Kyle, you're already out
kinkshaming101 No... no... no....
ToadProbst so if Kink quits then it's just... adding fuel to the fire
kinkshaming101 ehehehehehe
kinkshaming101 ehehehHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
TaiTrang Wait Kink.
kinkshaming101 aha ha
TaiTrang WHy didn' you quit.
TaiTrang If you've wanted to be out for quite sometime.
kinkshaming101 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kinkshaming101 Why can't I quit?
kinkshaming101 WHY
kinkshaming101 CAN'T I GUIT?
kinkshaming101 grbas Tai by the collar
kinkshaming101 Oh wouldn't YOU like to know
ToadProbst Next challenge soon
kinkshaming101 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kinkshaming101 runs off sobbing
TaiTrang I broke him.
kinkshaming101 .
kinkshaming101 am i lagging
ToadProbst no
ToadProbst Come on in, guys!
ToadProbst Ready to get to your next challenge?
megarayquaza (confessional) day one i knew i'd dragon ascend my way to the top. wasn't sure how i'd do it but i made it y'all x
kinkshaming101 Oh, I'm SO ready! hehehehehehehehehehehe
kinkshaming101 hehehehe
kinkshaming101 he
Owenandheatherfa walks in
Owenandheatherfa I'm READY.
ToadProbst Today's challenge will test your ability to move swiftly...
ToadProbst ...even while holding large bags of sand.
kinkshaming101 holding bags of sand is in the 60-70 range of my kinks
Owenandheatherfa (conf) Final 5 is where Peih-Gee left. if I make it past here, I've outlasted all of my asian queens. the game will be MINE.
kinkshaming101 what the Hell
ToadProbst That's right. Sandbags.
ToadProbst Here's how it works.
ToadProbst On my go, each of you will post *RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS*
ToadProbst and the last one to post it each round is out.
ToadProbst However! Once you're out, you must give your sandbag to someone else
ToadProbst And that person will then have to post the same thing twice
AntsInMyEyes_ (CONF) Final five is a big step for a guy with ants in his eyes.
ToadProbst and you can pile up sandbags on someone if you don't want them to win, so it gets intense
ToadProbst get it?
TaiTrang (CONF) I don't think I am in a good position, because with Jason being out, I go bad place now. I need the spirit and nature give and provide for me.
Owenandheatherfa um...
Owenandheatherfa mess
Owenandheatherfa @running
Owenandheatherfa what do u think this is : /
TaiTrang (how do we know when a round is voer)
ToadProbst When the last person posts
kinkshaming101 can we go yet
ToadProbst yes.
ToadProbst ready?
ToadProbst ROUND 1 STARTS
ToadProbst NOW
kinkshaming101 *RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS*
kinkshaming101 ....
ToadProbst ...
kinkshaming101 do i win
megarayquaza *floats with sandbags carried in tail for a bit*
TaiTrang *RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS*
AntsInMyEyes_ *runs through water carrying sandbag*
ToadProbst OHF is out!
ToadProbst OHF, pick someone to give your sandbag to
Owenandheatherfa ya sry I wans't running
Owenandheatherfa um
Owenandheatherfa kinkshame bc it'll probably turn him on
kinkshaming101 IT'S ONLY IN THE 60'S RANGE
kinkshaming101 but you're right
kinkshaming101 it's hot
megarayquaza i just haven't competed in a challenge lately and to be honest it feels incredible.
kinkshaming101 thx
ToadProbst Okay.
megarayquaza i gotta look rugged on this show anyway. gen seven is coming fast and i need to slide into lunaala's dms
ToadProbst Kinkshame now has to post 2 times.
ToadProbst Ready for round 2?
ToadProbst GO!
AntsInMyEyes_ *runs through water carrying sandbag*
kinkshaming101 *RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS*
kinkshaming101 *RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS*
megarayquaza *floats with sandbags carried in tail, it's casual*
ToadProbst Tai is out!
TaiTrang *RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS*
TaiTrang DAMN
ToadProbst Tai, pick someone to give your bags to
kinkshaming101 hit me Tai
kinkshaming101 hit me real good DADDY
megarayquaza tai you can give them to me if you want. it's up to you hon
megarayquaza really don't care!!
TaiTrang I'm going to deny Kink. <3 and give it to Rayquaza
megarayquaza xx
kinkshaming101 :I
kinkshaming101
megarayquaza v excited to lift these. haven't been challenged in ages
ToadProbst Okay, Kink and Rayquaza now both have two.
kinkshaming101 im still hard
ToadProbst Ready for round 3?
AntsInMyEyes_ (unrealistic @OWHF getting out first in a speed challenge)
ToadProbst ROUND 3 STARTS...
ToadProbst NOW, GO
megarayquaza *floats with sandbags carried in tail for a bit*
kinkshaming101 *RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS*
AntsInMyEyes_ *runs through water carrying sandbag*
kinkshaming101 *RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS*
megarayquaza *floats with sandbags carried in tail, v lowkey*
ToadProbst Rayquaza is out!
ToadProbst Pick someone to give your bags to.
Owenandheatherfa rip bae
megarayquaza heartbreaking and unfortunate.
kinkshaming101 daddy
kinkshaming101 daaaadddyyyy~~~
kinkshaming101
megarayquaza worse than reshiram probably felt when mewtwo denied him last new years
megarayquaza so kink do you want these?
kinkshaming101 well if i win
kinkshaming101 im giving immunity up
kinkshaming101 and itm ight be to you
kinkshaming101 so you decide, daddy
megarayquaza i'm all for satisfying your need but i just want to make sure.
megarayquaza i'll slide one into each of their DMs
megarayquaza @toad
kinkshaming101 im ready
ToadProbst Okay!
TaiTrang Kink, you're ridiculous you get the immunity it is a present you need to take it, if i do that back in Vietnam I get slapped with ruler hard
ToadProbst Kinkshaming now has three, and Ants has two
ToadProbst got it?
megarayquaza interesting. personalities are clashing
ToadProbst the final round starts...
ToadProbst GO!
AntsInMyEyes_ *runs through water carrying sandbags*
kinkshaming101 *RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS*
AntsInMyEyes_ *runs through water carrying sandbags*
kinkshaming101 *RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS*
AntsInMyEyes_ *runs through water carrying sandbags*
kinkshaming101 *RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS**RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS**RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS*
kinkshaming101 *RUNS THROUGH WATER CARRYING SANDBAGS*
ToadProbst ANTS! WINS! IMMUNITY!
AntsInMyEyes_ I WON DESPITE--OR PERHAPS, UM, BECAUSE OF--NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE OR FEEL
kinkshaming101 daddy beat me
kinkshaming101 metaphorically
AntsInMyEyes_ ALL I DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN; NO MATTER WHAT
kinkshaming101 hot
megarayquaza reminds me of the new years before the last one. we invited phione to the party and boy was that controversial lmao
Owenandheatherfa he prob didn't even feel the weight of the bags
Owenandheatherfa : /
kinkshaming101 Tai, please stop tryign to lecture me
kinkshaming101 since you guys REFUSE Ato vote me out
kinkshaming101 and fulfill the only reason I ever cmae here
ToadProbst Congrats, AntsInMyEyes. Everyone else - head back to camp, it's Tribal time.
kinkshaming101 I will always give immunity away
kinkshaming101 even if it's the FINALE
kinkshaming101 FUCKING
kinkshaming101 ONE
kinkshaming101 until you guys give me what I came here for
ToadProbst (send in votes asap!!)
kinkshaming101 runs off sobbing
ToadProbst TRIBAL COUNCIL
ToadProbst everyone - is it obvious that the quality of my questions is deteriorating?
TaiTrang Toad.
TaiTrang I think you're just tired, you need to sleep like the panda bear.
kinkshaming101 sits down on his stump
kinkshaming101 .............................
ToadProbst I need votes from OHF and Ants!
ToadProbst Okat.
ToadProbst Okay.
ToadProbst The votes are in.
ToadProbst And I will read them.
ToadProbst Oh, wait.
kinkshaming101 breathes in deep
megarayquaza ha. you thought you could read votes
ToadProbst Since this is the last time to play the Hidden Immunity Idol
TaiTrang breathes in deep.
megarayquaza *stands up*
ToadProbst if you have it, now would be the time to do so.
ToadProbst huh?
megarayquaza i lied once this game and it was me telling tai that i didn't have the idol lmao
ToadProbst receives idol
megarayquaza i do actually
TaiTrang Mm.
megarayquaza and i'm playing it for myself.
ToadProbst this IS a real idol. Any votes cast against megarayquaza will not count.
TaiTrang Figures.
TaiTrang <3
ToadProbst I'll read the votes.
megarayquaza although if we're honest... i don't think i need it
ToadProbst First vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
kinkshaming101 .....
ToadProbst Kink.
kinkshaming101 Daddy <3
Owenandheatherfa rayquaza had the idol
Owenandheatherfa the whole time
Owenandheatherfa im weak.....
megarayquaza surprise hunty
ToadProbst (hang on there is a very scary bug right next to me that I need to kill)
megarayquaza xox
megarayquaza lmao bug is the floppest typing. they don't even have good legendaries
ToadProbst 'Second vote...
ToadProbst ...OHF.
megarayquaza (sorry genesect but you're not hot shit)
kinkshaming101 ....
kinkshaming101 No
kinkshaming101 Not this again
kinkshaming101 I'm not letting you steal my time in the spotlight again!
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ..Tai.
KyleJason (me)
kinkshaming101 wh-what?!
KyleJason WATCHES INTENSELY FROM THE JURY
ToadProbst Next vote...
ToadProbst ...OHF.
kinkshaming101 This wasn't how it things were supposed to happen!
kinkshaming101 No!
KyleJason FIST BUMPS SCOT LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY
kinkshaming101 THIS IS ALL WRONG!
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...Seventh person voted off and the fourth member of our jury...
ToadProbst ...OHF.
ToadProbst You need to bring me your torch.
kinkshaming101 slams fist down
kinkshaming101 NO
kinkshaming101 WHY
Owenandheatherfa wow.
TaiTrang Mm.
Owenandheatherfa wow.
Owenandheatherfa wow wow wow.
TaiTrang tries to hug OHF.
kinkshaming101 FALLS BACK OVER HIS STUMP
TaiTrang See you soon.
megarayquaza sorry hun hope you had fun
ToadProbst head to #ToadvivorPonderosa, O
ToadProbst O... the tribe has spoken.
kinkshaming101 gOD, PLEASE STRIKE ME DOWN...
Owenandheatherfa turns back to tribe members
megarayquaza i'll take you to hoenn sometime. it'll be turnt as fuck haha
Owenandheatherfa It hurts
<--| Owenandheatherfa has left #toadvivor5
ToadProbst next challenge soon. but will it be the final challenge?! we'll see! haha
megarayquaza lmfao he thought i was actually serious
TaiTrang (why did ohf leave)
megarayquaza would honestly never take anyone from kingston anywhere
kinkshaming101 I...
kinkshaming101 I can't be at the final tribal council!
kinkshaming101 no!
kinkshaming101 I NEED to be voted out
kinkshaming101 please, all of you
kinkshaming101 I'll do anything just vote. me. out.
kinkshaming101 walks around hysterically
ToadProbst Come on in, guys!
TaiTrang Congratulations Kink!
ToadProbst You guys ready to get to your next immunity challenge?
ToadProbst Okay, here's how this one will go.
kinkshaming101 curls up into a fetal position
ToadProbst You will be playing a game of Hot Potato.
kinkshaming101 Fetal positions are my 33rd kink
TaiTrang pats kink.
ToadProbst Each round, I'll toss the potato to someone.
TaiTrang Congratulations on making it to final four!
kinkshaming101 I'm a waste
ToadProbst That person will then toss it to someone else
ToadProbst So if I tossed it to Tai I'd say
ToadProbst *tosses to Tai*
ToadProbst and then he'd say *tosses to Kink* or something
ToadProbst when I say STOP
ToadProbst you're out.
ToadProbst Last one standing wins.
ToadProbst Got it?
megarayquaza i'm ready to throw
megarayquaza give it to me x
AntsInMyEyes_ Hey, maybe if the ants in my eyes see the potato, they'll all jump to that and start eating it!
TaiTrang You're going to try this time, Ray?
AntsInMyEyes_ ...They probably won't.
megarayquaza hm. wouldn't that be riveting
kinkshaming101 sighs
megarayquaza i tried a bit last challenge
ToadProbst (sorry I was moving my computer to my room 1 sec)
kinkshaming101 ....
megarayquaza i'm here, i'm queer, and i'm fabulous, darling
ToadProbst Okay. READY?
megarayquaza serving some po-tea-toes 24/7 xx
kinkshaming101 shurgs
ToadProbst Okay. READY?
megarayquaza serving some po-tea-toes 24/7 xx
kinkshaming101 shurgs
AntsInMyEyes_ Yes.
ToadProbst *TOSSES TO TAI*
TaiTrang Why not?
TaiTrang *tosses to Rayquaza*
ToadProbst GO!
megarayquaza *tosses to kink*
kinkshaming101 A fan from Portland writes, "I love potato tossing, it turns me on"
kinkshaming101 looks at potato
kinkshaming101 looks into camera
kinkshaming101 You sick FUCK
ToadProbst STOP
ToadProbst Kink is... out of this challenge.
TaiTrang That probably is one of his kinks.
ToadProbst Next round on 3.
kinkshaming101 lays down
ToadProbst 1...
ToadProbst 2...
ToadProbst *tosses to Ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to tai*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
TaiTrang *tosses to Rayquaza*
megarayquaza *tosses to tai*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
TaiTrang *tosses to Rayquaza*
megarayquaza *tosses to tai*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
TaiTrang *tosses to Rayquaza*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to tai*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
ToadProbst STOP
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
TaiTrang *tosses to Rayquaza*
megarayquaza *tosses to tai*
AntsInMyEyes_ That was, um, confusing.
ToadProbst Ants is out of this challenge!
ToadProbst We're down to Mega and Tai.
kinkshaming101 he tossed it to Tai
megarayquaza i feel so shocked and betrayed right now...
AntsInMyEyes_ Makes sense, considering I can't see, or feel, and had no way of telling how hot the potato was.
ToadProbst o oops
TaiTrang wait no
ToadProbst Okay never mind
ToadProbst He tossed it to Tai, it looks like
TaiTrang wait no raquza is out excuse u
ToadProbst Before Ants
megarayquaza didn't think i'd be such a person of interest in this challenge.
ToadProbst Tai is out then, I'm sorry
AntsInMyEyes_ Oh, great!
ToadProbst Next round starting...
ToadProbst *tosses to megarayquaza*
ToadProbst GO
megarayquaza loves this
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
ToadProbst STOP
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
AntsInMyEyes_ *tosses potato to Mega*
megarayquaza *tosses to ants*
megarayquaza unfortunate
ToadProbst ANTS IS OUT! MEGA WINS IMMUNITY!
megarayquaza jokes. very fortunate
AntsInMyEyes_ Eh, you take what you can get.
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “PINK LABEL: Ants, Kinkshaming, Rayquaza, Tai | JURY: Scot, SURM, Jason, OHF”
AntsInMyEyes_ I still can't see or feel. It's the little victories.
ToadProbst Rayquaza, congrats
kinkshaming101 gets up
ToadProbst drapes immunity necklace around megarayquaza's... neck
kinkshaming101 Well, the offer is /still/ there
megarayquaza time to dragon ascend
megarayquaza i've reached a new plane to be honest
kinkshaming101 saunters away
megarayquaza magearna is about to call my name the second i get back from filming this lmfao
ToadProbst As for the rest of you - Tribal tonight. Send in votes.
ToadProbst ~~TRIBAL~~
ToadProbst Rayquaza, how does it feel to be safe at a very crucial part of the game?
ToadProbst Ants, how does it feel to have your immunity streak cut short?
ToadProbst Tai, do you think you can get to the end?
ToadProbst Kink, how are you still here jfc
kinkshaming101 I don't KNOW
kinkshaming101 All I want
kinkshaming101 is to be voted out
kinkshaming101 and not make this sweet, sweet final three
AntsInMyEyes_ You could still quit. Heck, I'm surprised I haven't.
kinkshaming101 I CAN'T QUIT
AntsInMyEyes_ Why not?
kinkshaming101 That would defeat the entire purpose
kinkshaming101 I need to be voted out
AntsInMyEyes_ I guess you've figured it out in a way we haven't.
kinkshaming101 quitting wouldn't havet he same effect
megarayquaza honestly, toad, i feel incredible.
kinkshaming101 I'm so sore from waiting
megarayquaza it's like i'm back at the sky pillar.
megarayquaza a solid ZERO people can harm me right now and it's as glam as you can get x
ToadProbst Good answer.
ToadProbst I need votes from Ants and Kink.
ToadProbst Wait not Kink
ToadProbst Just ants now
megarayquaza tbh i've probably lost a few pumblr followers since leaving
megarayquaza this kind of inactivity can be ABSOLUTELY devastating
ToadProbst Okay.
ToadProbst Once the votes are read, the decision is final.
ToadProbst Person voted out will go.
ToadProbst Bye! ^_^
ToadProbst First vote...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...Kink.
kinkshaming101 ....
kinkshaming101 daddy @ me
ToadProbst Second vote...
ToadProbst ...
TaiTrang @ kink
ToadProbst ...Ants.
ToadProbst Third vote...
kinkshaming101 ....
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...
ToadProbst ...Tai.
ToadProbst That's one vote each for Kink, Ants, and Tai.
kinkshaming101 ....... NO
kinkshaming101 please...
megarayquaza was i the deciding vote? incredible.
ToadProbst Final vote...
ToadProbst ...
kinkshaming101 .....
ToadProbst ...The eighth person voted out and the fifth member of our jury...
ToadProbst ......
ToadProbst .....
ToadProbst .....
ToadProbst ...AntsInMyEyes
megarayquaza this is like when a certain xerneas' aggro texts to his ex were leaked and i had the power to shame him forever.
ToadProbst you need to bring me your torch.
kinkshaming101 FINALL---
kinkshaming101 W
megarayquaza i didn't but you know it was out there as a possibility lmao
kinkshaming101 H
kinkshaming101 A
kinkshaming101 T
AntsInMyEyes_ There's still ants in my eyes!
kinkshaming101 b-b-b-b-b-b-but......
ToadProbst ...Ants, the tribe has spoken.
AntsInMyEyes_ I mean there's so many ants in my eyes!
ToadProbst snuffs torch
AntsInMyEyes_ And there's so many...friends I've made throughout this game.
TaiTrang ..
AntsInMyEyes_ Thank you, love you all, it's been a good time.
TaiTrang Ants.
AntsInMyEyes_ Buy my products at antsinmyeyesjohnsonelectronicsstore.com
AntsInMyEyes_ Don't forget:
AntsInMyEyes_ we have TVs.
AntsInMyEyes_ Microwaves.
TaiTrang You me, electronic store, later?
AntsInMyEyes_ Air conditioners.
AntsInMyEyes_ Heating...vase...--I'll get back to that one.
AntsInMyEyes_ But, yeah, thanks.
AntsInMyEyes_ Sure, Tai.
AntsInMyEyes_ leaves
TaiTrang Much love, Antman.
megarayquaza sounds fresh and innovative! too bad you couldn't win this game
ToadProbst Ants, it's been a good time.
ToadProbst But you need to head to #ToadvivorPonderosa
megarayquaza y'all i've been mega evolved for so long lmfao
kinkshaming101 I've been HERE too long
kinkshaming101 my blog... it's probably been taken over b-b-b-by....
kinkshaming101 SPAM BOTS
TaiTrang Kinkshaming.
kinkshaming101 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
kinkshaming101 WHAT
kinkshaming101 WHAT DO YOU WANT, TAI?
kinkshaming101 TO KEEP ME HERE LONGER?!
TaiTrang Yes.
TaiTrang wraps his arms around you.
ToadProbst Come on in, guys!
kinkshaming101 GET AWAY FROM ME
ToadProbst You guys ready to get to...
ToadProbst your
ToadProbst FINAL.
ToadProbst IMMUNITY.
ToadProbst CHALLENGE.
ToadProbst Yep, that's right
TaiTrang ..
TaiTrang Finally two?
ToadProbst you're voting out a juror !
ToadProbst jk jk it's a f2
TaiTrang Oh.
kinkshaming101 When will it end?
ToadProbst We wouldn't go that far. Now THAT'S jumping the shark.
shutupredneckman (it could tie though)
shutupredneckman (also it's like 2 am)
TaiTrang (^)
kinkshaming101 (Sunny left a blacklist)
shutupredneckman (but is he on the jury. :\)
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “PINK LABEL: Kinkshaming, Rayquaza, Tai | JURY: Scot, SURM, Jason, OHF, Ants”
TaiTrang (f2 doesnt work)
KyleJason (a final two with six jurors?!?!?!?!)
ToadProbst fuck y'all I've had 2 ties in Toadvivor so far out of 4 seasons
ToadProbst it's a tradition
TaiTrang (YOU SHOULD ADVOID IT TOAD)
ToadProbst Okay. Well.
kinkshaming101 's heart is racing
kinkshaming101 Please
kinkshaming101 let's do this
megarayquaza did any of y'all NOT see this one coming tbh?
kinkshaming101 one more chance
kinkshaming101 for my destiny to be fulfilled
TaiTrang No we don't see, we don't future tell.
megarayquaza was a little bit more obvious than when azelf was trying to get with virizion two christmases ago
megarayquaza virizion isn't the greatest at picking up on social cues. none of the swordsmen are
megarayquaza i tried to start a steady relationship with terrakion once but he never actually did pick up on it
megarayquaza keldeo is the only one of them who's hip to these things
TaiTrang pats Raayquaza.
TaiTrang Okay.
kinkshaming101 What is happening
ToadProbst Okay.
ToadProbst So.
kinkshaming101 Can we do this dumb challenge already
ToadProbst Just had a brief meeting with the producers.
KyleJason AKA ME
megarayquaza i'm just ready to dragon ascend to the win
ToadProbst Apparently there's going to be a massive volcanic eruption in Jamaica in like a half hour
KyleJason STORMS IN OBNOXIOUSLY AND DROPKICKS TOAD
KyleJason HAH
ToadProbst I heard no specifics except for one muffled word
KyleJason GOES BACK TO PONDEROSA
ToadProbst "Heatran"
Scot_Pollard HA
ToadProbst So I think we might be fucked
Scot_Pollard NICE ONE FRIEND
ToadProbst So we're going to do FTC
megarayquaza lmfaoooo that fucker
Scot_Pollard RUNS TO PONDEROSA
ToadProbst RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
ToadProbst Come on in, jurors!
kinkshaming101 ....
kinkshaming101 wh-
TaiTrang chuckles.
kinkshaming101 WHAT
TaiTrang Looks like my old friends haven't changed.
kinkshaming101 falls to knees
Scot_Pollard RUNS TO FINAL TRIBAL
kinkshaming101 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KyleJason WALKS INTO FINAL TRIBAL
KyleJason IM GOING FIRST.
Scot_Pollard PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
megarayquaza i KNEW zinnia would tell someone when she noticed my absence at sky pillar
TaiTrang coughs and points at SCot and Kyle.
TaiTrang Brooooooo
Scot_Pollard *ahem*
Scot_Pollard PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
KyleJason MAKE IT DOUBLE
KyleJason MAKE IT DOUBLE
megarayquaza okay well in that case, hay y'all~ it me
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TaiTrang AND MEOWTH.
TaiTrang THAT'S ME.
megarayquaza welcome to my delta episode! i'm mega rayquaza and i'm here to look like a million bucks as well as win it
kinkshaming101 I don't want any of your votes please just ignore me
shutupredneckman *enters final tribal council*
shutupredneckman https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1381370_10202224689559285_523710532_n.jpg?oh=2388451d67ad38af29da5a02760cf52f&oe=57C87050
TaiTrang I mean, inside of us, we all of our inner animal.
Scot_Pollard TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTATION
kinkshaming101 crawls behind his stump
KyleJason TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION
megarayquaza you can't deny i'm glam as fuck right now
ToadProbst (screaming @SURM)
Scot_Pollard TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
ToadProbst Okay. We have five jurors.
kinkshaming101 ....
ToadProbst Scot, SURM, Jason, OHF, and Ants.
megarayquaza spot my amazing new yellow mouthpiece i got a couple years ago when i first consumed the meteorite
ToadProbst And we have three finalists.
kinkshaming101 NO
KyleJason TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE
Scot_Pollard SCOT
ToadProbst MegaRayquaza, Kinkshaming101, and Tai.
KyleJason JASON
ToadProbst Wait, what?
kinkshaming101 TOADFREY PROBST
kinkshaming101 I...
ToadProbst What's up?
kinkshaming101 I REFUSE
ToadProbst ...
kinkshaming101 I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN
ToadProbst You won't?
kinkshaming101 I WON'T SIT HERE
ToadProbst Huh?
kinkshaming101 IN FRONT OF THESE PEOPLE
kinkshaming101 FOR ONE
kinkshaming101 MORE
kinkshaming101 SECOND
shutupredneckman (damn I wanted tai to get 3rd)
Scot_Pollard TEAM POLON BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
ToadProbst ...Oh.
megarayquaza lmao. this is so typical of kink
kinkshaming101 MARCHES TO THE VOTING BOOTH
ToadProbst You're... you're quitting?
TaiTrang (wtf pls)
kinkshaming101 GRABS A FUCKING PARCHMENT
kinkshaming101 I VOTE FOR MYSELF
megarayquaza she always makes a big deal out of tribal councils
kinkshaming101 FOR THE FOURTH TIME
kinkshaming101 SNUFF MY TORCH
KyleJason BUT I WAS GOING TO VOTE FOR KINKSHAMER TO WIN
ToadProbst (LMAOOOOO)
kinkshaming101 LET ME HAVE THIS
kinkshaming101 FOR ONCE
ToadProbst Well...
ToadProbst I...
kinkshaming101 LET ME GET MY WAY
ToadProbst I don't know what to say.
ToadProbst Okay.
ToadProbst If you really, really insist...
ToadProbst Kink...
Scot_Pollard I WAS GONNA VOTE FOR KINKSHAMER WHAT THE FUCK
TaiTrang (honestly kinkshamer was going to win unanimously probably? - agree)
ToadProbst takes out snuffer
Scot_Pollard FUCK YOU KINKSHAMER
kinkshaming101 UNF
ToadProbst ...the tribe... has finally spoken.
shutupredneckman when kink evicts himself
shutupredneckman https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-1/12540879_10208247195118160_7501506094501721313_n.jpg?oh=309622e62d1d7219fa12543b261223bf&oe=57CE3D15
kinkshaming101 climaxes
kinkshaming101 finally
kinkshaming101 collapses to ground
megarayquaza that's cute
kinkshaming101 finally
ToadProbst And you're not going to vote at FTC?
kinkshaming101 my....
kinkshaming101 my #1 kink....
kinkshaming101 fulfilled
kinkshaming101 falls asleep
megarayquaza not as cute as me right now tho
Owenandheatherfa messy
Owenandheatherfa @this
ToadProbst Okay. We'll have medical take a look at Kinkshamer while the jurors make their speeches.
megarayquaza feeling like mesprit sprinting around sinnoh right now
megarayquaza mesprit also looks glam as FUCK all the time like
ToadProbst Ants, you go first.
TaiTrang prays.
megarayquaza get it hunty
TaiTrang I hope that Kinkshamer feels better.
megarayquaza *straightens up*
megarayquaza *or should i say gayens up*
megarayquaza ready for my close up xx
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ToadProbst uh
ToadProbst Kyle?
ToadProbst You... were supposed to do a speech?
ToadProbst k anyone who wants to do a speech can do so
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KyleJason HI
KyleJason IM BACK
KyleJason AS EXPECTED
KyleJason TIME FOR MY JURY SPEECH
KyleJason -----
ToadProbst Welcome back.
KyleJason HELLO.
TaiTrang Hi.
KyleJason GAYQUAZA, TAI.
AntsInMyEyes_ COME VISIT MY ELECTRONICS STORE. PLEASE. IT'S THE ONLY SALVATION I HAVE LEFT IN THE UNIVERSE, OR ANY UNIVERSE
ToadProbst (feel free to send in votes at any point, jurors)
megarayquaza hey that me
shutupredneckman (I want to go last)
KyleJason I WOULD LIKE TO DO THE MOST OBNOXIOUS THING POSSIBLE
AntsInMyEyes_ I ALREADY KNOW WHO I'M VOTING FOR SORRY
=-= ToadProbst has changed the topic to “PINK LABEL: Rayquaza, Tai | JURY: Scot, SURM, Jason, OHF, Ants”
KyleJason AND ADDRESS THE JURY
KyleJason INSTEAD OF YOU TWO
KyleJason BECAUSE FUCK TELEVISION
KyleJason TURNS AROUND
ToadProbst (kk SURM will go last)
AntsInMyEyes_ I'M ANTS-IN-MY-EYES JOHNSON, AND I'M OUT
KyleJason HIGH FIVES SCOT
KyleJason GUYS.
AntsInMyEyes_ plucks a singular ant from his eye and does a poor imitation of a mic drop
KyleJason YOU SHOULD PROBABLY VOTE FOR GAYQUAZA
AntsInMyEyes_ scutters away
KyleJason I HATE HOME OF SEXUALS BUT HE DOMINATED THIS GAME.
KyleJason HE DESERVES TO WIN.
megarayquaza thanks hun! love my fans x
Scot_Pollard HIGH FIVES JASON
KyleJason TAI? HE'S ALSO A HOME OF SEXUAL
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KyleJason THIS FINAL TWO....
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KyleJason WOW.....THIS FINAL TWO.....IS GAY.
TaiTrang Dominated the game? I would beg to differ.
KyleJason ENTIRELY.
KyleJason SO, I SAY WE VOTE GAYQUAZA.
KyleJason HE DID THE BEST.
KyleJason HE WAS COOL.
Scot_Pollard Um actually Jason... I have a confession. I'm not gonna vote for Rayquaza!
TaiTrang HE DIDN'T DO THE BEST.
megarayquaza i'm cryin y'all
KyleJason WHAT??????????????????????????
ToadProbst who is tess tyler
KyleJason OK I GUESS I MIGHT VOTE TAI
Owenandheatherfa Alright.
KyleJason WHO IS TESS TYLER?!?!?!?!?!?
KyleJason UM
KyleJason THE BEST VILLAIN
Scot_Pollard VOTE TAI MY BROTHER
KyleJason IN TV STARS HISTORY???
KyleJason HOW DO YOU /NOT/ KNOW?
KyleJason MY DAUGHTER WATCHES TV STARS ALL THE TIME
TaiTrang fist bumps Scot.
Owenandheatherfa You both did very mean things to me in this game.
KyleJason AROUND THE WORLD WAS HER FAVORITE SEASON
Owenandheatherfa BUT
Owenandheatherfa 1 q could make all the difference
Owenandheatherfa Do you LIKE So Kim?
Owenandheatherfa @finalists
megarayquaza who is she lmao
TaiTrang So Kim was robbed and deserves more itme.
KyleJason TURNS BACK TO THE FINAL TWO
megarayquaza have actually zero idea who she is but i played the best game so... vote me
Owenandheatherfa hmmm
KyleJason I KNOW HOW I WILL DETERMINE MY VOTE.
megarayquaza thanks
Owenandheatherfa interesting
KyleJason HOLDS OUT BOTH HANDS TO GAYQUAZA AND TAI
KyleJason FIST BUMP ME
TaiTrang FIST BUMPS
TaiTrang BAM
TaiTrang BRO
TessTyler Is it my turn yet? No one wants to hear these casuals.
TessTyler wait
TessTyler lmao
megarayquaza *attempts to touch tail to kyle*
TessTyler @tesstyler
megarayquaza big fan of this continuity!
KyleJason BRO.
KyleJason YOU HIT LIKE MY AUTISTIC DAUGHTER.
megarayquaza remember d1 when i tried to put my tail through your ear lmfao
KyleJason @GAYQUAZA
TaiTrang BRO, I CAN'T BE AS BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG AS YOU AND SCOT.
TessTyler Is it my turn yet? No one wants to hear these casuals.
megarayquaza i mean i'm not going to sit here and pretend i like you or scot
megarayquaza will i fist bump you? yes
megarayquaza do i deserve your vote? obvi lmao
Scot_Pollard THEN I DONT HAVE TO PRETEND TO VOTE FOR YOU
Scot_Pollard BYE
KyleJason TICKLES SCOTS BELLY
ToadProbst Someone get SURM back here
TaiTrang Go ahead, SURM.
ToadProbst he's the only one who hasn't voted!
TessTyler okay
TaiTrang (surm is tess)
megarayquaza but i just don't like you sorry!
TessTyler I have no questions. I have statements.
megarayquaza interesting. tell me more
TessTyler fuck
TessTyler why is it still tesstyler
TaiTrang I have ears to listen to you.
=-= TessTyler is now known as shutupredneckman
shutupredneckman does this work
shutupredneckman ok
shutupredneckman I have no questions, I have statements.
shutupredneckman Rayquaza, you're an arrogant, pompous, human being. But I admire your frankness with it. You have worked hard to get where you're at and you started working way before you come to the island. So with my work ethic background, I give credit that to you. But on the other hand, your inability to admit your failures without going into a whining speech makes you a loser in life.
shutupredneckman Tai, the rafting persona queen. You did get stomped on, on national TV by a city boy that never swam, let alone been in a woods or jungle or rowed a boat in his life. You sucked on that game.
shutupredneckman I was your friend at the beginning of this, really thinking that you were a true friend. I was willing to be sitting there and put you next to me. At that time you were sweeter than me. I'm not a very openly nice person. I'm just frank, forward, and tell you the way it is. To have you sit next to me, and me lose $900,000 just to stomp on somebody like this.
shutupredneckman As the game wore on and the two tribes merged, you lied to me, which showed me the true person you are. You're two faced and manipulative to get anywhere you are at in life. That's why you fail all the time. So at that point in the game, I decided to go out to my alliance with my family and just hold my dignity and values in check and hoping that I hadn't lost too many of them and...
shutupredneckman ...play the game as long as possible and hang in there as long as possible.
shutupredneckman But Tai.
shutupredneckman Go back a couple of times when Jeff said to you, 'What goes around, comes around.' It's here. You will not get my vote. My vote will go to Richard. And I hope that is the one vote that makes you lose the money. If it's not, so be it. I'll shake your hand and go on from here.
megarayquaza this reminds me of when landorus went on a drunken tirade against the other members of that trio and no one really knew what was happening
shutupredneckman But if I would ever pass you along in life and you are laying there dying of thirst, I would not give you a drink of water. I would let the vultures take you and do whatever they want with you with no ill regrets.
ToadProbst Damn, who's Richard
megarayquaza that was really an awkward valentine's day
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shutupredneckman I PLEASE TO THE JURY TONIGHT.
shutupredneckman TO THINK A LITTLE ABOUT THE ISLAND WE HAVE BEEN ON
shutupredneckman This island is full of, pretty much, only two things
shutupredneckman Michele's and Aubry's
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shutupredneckman And in the end of Mother Nature, we have Michele The MORP3, who knowingly went after prey;
shutupredneckman and Aubry, who turned into the CPM5 that ran around like rats do on this island, trying to run from the snake.
shutupredneckman I believe we owe it to the island spirits we have come to know to let it end in the way that Mother Nature intended:
ToadProbst omg
shutupredneckman For the Michele to eat the Aubry.
megarayquaza thanks mom love you
megarayquaza actually... not really i don't but... thanks anyway
TaiTrang SURM.
TaiTrang You know, why I went against my word?
megarayquaza probably never gonna talk to any of you ever again haha
TaiTrang Because, you were a threat, look at the edit.. you casual.
ToadProbst Okay! The votes are all in! Head back to main for the reading of the votes, and thanks for a great RP guys <3
TaiTrang mic drop
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