Cast
Elimination Order
| Participant | Team | Status | Placing | Merge |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Female Borewhore | Mutant Maggots | 1st Voted-Off | 13th Place | Non-Merged |
| Male Borewhore | Mutant Maggots | 2nd Voted-Off | 12th Place | |
| That Redneck Dude | Radioactive Rats | 3rd Voted-Off | 11th Place | |
| Steve Urkel | Mutant Maggots | 4th Voted-Off | 10th Place | |
| Beverly Peejayripoff | Radioactive Rats | 5th Voted-Off | 9th Place | |
| Paris Hilton | Radioactive Rats | 6th Voted-Off | 8th Place | |
| Snooki | Mutant Maggots | Evacuated | 7th Place | |
| Sue Sylvester | Mutant Maggots | 7th Voted-Off | 6th Place | Merged |
| Seth Rogen | Radioactive Rats | 8th Voted-Off | 5th Place | |
| Tyrone Savage | Radioactive Rats | 9th Voted-Off | 4th Place | |
| Luna Lovegood | Radioactive Rats | 10th Voted-Off | 3rd Place | |
| Brick McArthur | Mutant Maggots | Runner-Up | ||
| STACI F.IERCE G.ODDESS | Radioactive Rats | Winner | ||