DISCLAIMER: Any similarities to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
- Sprink- The king of the school. Writes a somewhat good, but soap opera-like, fanfiction series.
- Brandon- Sprink's right-hand man.
- Layla- Sprink's right-hand woman. Dating Brandon.
- Toad- Weird nerd. Friends with SG, Zinc, and MrD.
- SG- Toad's kewl friend.
- MrD- A perverted kid. SG and Toad's friend.
- Zinc- The three's normal but kewl friend. XD
- Old Man Gideon- The old sage of the school who has been held back for 33 years.
- Reddy- Makes a cameo.
Sprink: *is the king of the school* Woo! Let's go celebrate TDAthletics as if it still rocks at one of our senior parties! YEAH!
Layla: *giggles* Wow, how cool!
Brandon: Sounds good, dude.
Toad: *weird nerd who eats spaghetti in the corner* Schmrt.
SG: *Farts* Hehehehehe.
MrD: *Stalking Girls* Hehehehehe.
Zinc: *Just There* Hehehehehe.
Toad: Hey look, it's old man Gideon.
Gideon: I do propose that the unofficial ruler be given a oppurtunity to see reality at its finest...
SG: Let's see Tulle.
Zinc: Don't be a Harold.
Toad: Guys, let's play Maplopoly.
Sprink: I'm too popular to be seen with nerds. Layla and Brandon, ATTACK THEM!
SG: Why would we psyched out by two immature teens?
MrD: The girl's ugly.
Zinc: Ugh, you guys love girls too much.
Brandon: Power of things intended for younger kids but I like them anyway, go!
SG: Can I just go home now?
Layla: Nu, we have to fight you!
Principal Redflare: *dying in office*
SG: OMG, the principal's dying!
Principal Redflare: *wheezes*
SG: *runs over to the principal's office*
Sprink: Leave him be. Then, I can be the principal! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Safety Patrol Nalyd: *shoots Sprink* ZOMG DIEEEEE
Reddy: This sucks. *goes home*
Sunshine: RAVIOLI POWER! I'm probably a nerd with no life but WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Toad, SG, Zinc, and MrD: Screw you
SG: Ugh, why am I even in high school?
Sprink: You are my subject. Fart for me. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111
SG: *burps in Sprink's face* Close enough?
Gideon: This leads me to the question as to why I am being forced to repeat the 12th grade 43 times.
Layla: Hey, look, an old fart!
Gideon: I'm only 51.
Brandon: Let's bother the elderly! *Farts*
Gideon: I am much too mature for this sort of humor. Now, excuse me while I spend months writing LTDI.
Brandon: *Wraps Gideon with toilet paper* Your stories bore me, you old sot! *laughs obnoxiously*
MrD: I'mma go to the Camps High School and bother Kate even though she hates me.
Brandon: Not if I can help it!
Layla: *rips off her shirt*
MrD: *begins drooling* AAAAAAUGH! BOOBIES! Hubba hubba hubba hubba.
SG: Boobs. But I'd rather hang out with Lindsey.
MrD: Lindsey? Her boobs are sad. -w-
SG: <.< *kills MrD*
Toad: *Clapping in the corner*
Sprink: OMG! Someone do something!
Brandon: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM Hahahahahahahahaha.
Layla: Brandon you're hooooooooooot. Wanna go out?
Brandon: ZOMG SUREEE
SG: Oh. shut up.
Layla and Brandon: Don't be a bully, Sg.
Layla: Ooh, I hope Brandon doesn't find out I like pokeymans...
Brandon: ZOMG I LI3K POKEMANZ TOO!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAY!
Toad: *burps in Sprink's face*
SG: Wow, your breath must stink.
Toad: It smells like cra-- Mints.
MrD: *still looking at Layla, unclothed* Boozums.
Layla: *slaps MrD* I have a boyfriend you n00b! O_O_O
Zinc: This is so messed up...
SG: Lemme try! *burps in Sprink's face*
Principal Redflare: *Is Dead*
SG: What are you laughing at, Zinc?
Zinc: Sprink's face. It's fugly!
SG: IKR? OMG!
Anonymos, Shane, Kenzen, and Gigi: *standing there* Oh no, the principal died.
Layla: Hey, turd, your name is spelled wrong.
Anonymos: Quiet, I'm an admin and I can ban you.
Layla: *turns into dust*
SG: You didn't even burp on her! Wow...
Brandon: My girlfriend died! I'm gonna blame Old Man Gideon! *whacks Gideon*
Gideon: I doubt this is the best way to solve a situation.
Brandon: DIE YOU OLD FART! *takes out an umbrella*
Toad: *breathes on Brandon* <.<
Brandon: YOU @$$HOLE!
Safety Patrol Nalyd: Bad words are not allowed. *Shoots Brandon*
Zinc: Brandon and Layla are dead! Yay!
Sprink: *Turns into Godzilla*
MrD: @#$% you, Zinc, you jinxed it.
Toad: This is getting weird. Come on, SG, let's go before we die.
SG: Good call.
Toad and SG: *Leave*
SG: Man, that school's crazy...
SG: Why am I even here?
MrD: CAUSE YO MOMMA BROUGHT YOU HERE, BOY! NOW, WHERE'S KATE?!
Kate: *Stands Meekly In The Corner*
Sprink: What'd you losers think of the new Athletics?
Zinc: It su... It was amazing.
SG: I'mma go to first period, now...
Sprink: Yeah, thanks for that. What about you, Brandon?
Brandon: *rambles on about it for two hours*
Sprink: *gives full reply*
Layla: MEH HUBBEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
Brandon: You're not dead!
Layla: I GOT REEEEEVIVED!!!!!!!!111111111111
- bell rings, letting the other students out of third period*
SG: You guys friggin' skipped three periods. -_-
New Principal Nalyd: Go to your next classes. *Grows a beard*
Toad: It was weird.
Layla: I'mma draw a pic of me and Brandy!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
Toad: You suck, Layla.
Layla: OMG! Brandon, do something!!!
Brandon: ... *farts*
Layla: TOD DONT INSLUT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
SG: You guys skip half the day and ramble on about crappy stories. Get a life.
Toad: What he said.
Sprink: Whatever. -w-
MrD: Shut up, chicken cup.Sprink: I'm going to lunch. >:(
MrD: It's only 10:00.
Layla: I DREW A PICTCHER OF MEE AND BRANDEN!!11111111 ITZ SO GOOOD!!!!11111
Toad: Sprink's fat. He needs lunch.
Brandon: It's fugl-- beautiful. -w-
Sprink: I am not fat! *shirt burst open*
SG: I rest my case.
MrD: It was Toad's case, sucka.
SG: *stuffs MrD into a trash can*
MrD: I'm th' good guy!!!
Sprink: *at lunch, farts, causes an earthquake, touches Nonny and he dies* I'm not fat.
Brandon: Yeah, you look awesome.
Layla: Sooooo muscular.
Layla: Brandon, are you cheating on me?
Sprink: *shakes his moobs* I know.
Brandon: ... um...
Brandon: *stuttering* N-n-nn-nnnoooo...
Layla: Sure, Sprink's hot, and nice, and caring, and forgiving and.., what was I saying?
SG: *blatantly coughing* And fat.
Sprink: <.< I thought you were still in math.
SG: We were. You've been eating lunch for two hours.
Brandon: You were saying how hot I was?
Layla: Oh, yeah... Wait, no I wasn't!
Sprink: You're quite the handsome boy, Brand.
Layla: You bisexual pigs!
Sprink: NUUU... I DIN'T MEEEEEEN...
Toad: Jolly good show.
Old Man Gideon: *hobbling* Good day to you, friends.
SG: Why are you talking like an old British man?
Layla: I'm going! *walks out the door*
Old Man Gideon: OMG! My initials are OMG!
Sprink: Layla, no... :( BTW, that's not an exit.
Layla: Whatever! *is locked in closet*
SG: Should we let her out?
Brandon: MAH GURL!!!!!!111111111 I'LL RESCUE YOU! *charges door and gets knocked down* *farts*
TAU: *comes in, morbidly obese with warts, pimples, and moobs* I'm one of Sprink's buddies, too!
Brandon: *groaning* A little help?
TAU: Is that Brandon? I'll save you, bud! *goes over to Brandon* Buddy, are you okay?
Brandon: I was... but your breath really stinks. *faints*
Sprink: *still eating* 'Sup?
SG: Dude, half your posse is trapped and/or knocked out. And you're still eating?
Sprink: Yup. A Gary's gotta eat.
Toad: What's your last name, Gary? Poopsack?
Sprink: No. Asshole.
Safety Patrol Nalyd: NO CUSSING! *takes Sprink away*
TAU, Brandon, and Layla: NUUU!!!!!
Zinc: Might as well. *kicks Brandon in he groin, and Brandon turns into dust*
Layla: What just happened? Some one let me out of here!
SG: *opens the door, farts, closes it*
Layla: OMG! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
SG: Haw haw haw.
Layla: *shirt vaporizes*
MrD: *drooling* :o My perv senses are tingling! *locks himself in with Layla* *drools*
Layla: I'm stuck in here with toxic fumes AND a perv?
MrD: Let's have smex.
Layla: You aren't bothered by the smell?
MrD: I have no sense of smell.
Layla: O_O *runs around in circles* SOS!!!!!!!
SG: What is going on in there?
Safety Patrol Nalyd: Someone's in trouble! Quick, let's break out the heavy artillery! *pulls out a naked barbie doll*
TAU: I'm the only one of my posse who's still around! :D
SG: *mimicks TAU's voice* Sh*t, yeah!
TAU: THATZ MEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Nalyd: NO CUSSING!!! *takes TAU away*
Sprink: *still eating, burps loudly*
SG: Wasn't he arrested?
Nalyd: He's on parole.
Sprink: I always escape the law! ;)
Parole Officer Cherry: Hello Everyone. I Am Chancellor Cherry.
Zinc: NOOOOO! NOT THE NOOBS!!!!!
Sprink: Him? O_O Take me to jail instead!!!
Cherry: No, Sprink. I Like Your Stories.
SG: Your stories are @#$%&, to be honest.
Sprink: Nalyd, run him in!
Nalyd: You can't be arrested for telling the truth. :|
Cherry: You Will Never Get Me Alive! Bwahahahahahahaha!
Sprink: Dang it.
QOS: *comes out of the sky, riding on a naked Eva* Hahahaha.
Nalyd: O_O GTG! *chases after QOS*
MrD: *pauses from his smex* RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Sprink: *done eating, now 179246283639576235207526576057 pounds* Bai, Nalyd.
WARNING: The following scene is extremely inappropriate. Only read if you're 50 and up.
MrD: *slams into door*
Layla: I'm going to give birth in a closet?!
MrD: *takes out a condom* It's for you. >:D
SG: Well. Let's let her spend nine months pregnant in there.
Layla: *screams, runs away, bumps into the
179246283639576235207526576057 pound Sprink, gets stuck in between his boobs* Brandy, help me!
Brandon: *still dead*
Brandon: *comes back to life* LAYLA!!!!
Sprink: *burps loudly in Layla's face*
Principal Gideon: Yep, I'm the new principal. Time to go to your next class. *dentures fall out*
Sprink: *can't even move*
Brandon: I'll save you!!!!!!
Sprink: *magically loses 99999999999999999999999999999 pounds*
Layla: You're skinny, or, whatever you were before, again! :D :D :D
Layla and Brandon: *make out*
SG: I'mma go to our next class now...
Mr. Vargas: Hello, I'm your teacher.
SG: MY BRO??!?!?!?!?!
SG: Can we just make a fart joke and go home now?
MrD: Poot. I'm going home.
SG: *burps* Going home.
MrD, Zinc, Toad, SG: *walking home, see a skeleton*
Toad: Looks like Principal Redflare.
MrD: *wakes up* Wake up in the mornin', feelin' really sh*tty. Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I see Layla's t*tty!
Layla: EWWWW! YOU PERVERT!!!11111111
Sprink: Yo, Layla. Like, your audition for dat 2nd All-Stars thingeh was so epic. I have to let you in ASAP.
Layla: OMGLEE! YAYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 HEY LOOK ITZ BRANDEN!!!111
Brandon: Yo. Hey, like, I'm moving so I can't audition yet but everyone knows I'll get in. Even those losers...
SG: Said the guy who got killed by a door...
Sprink: Hey, Toad! Guess what?
Toad: Ugh, what?
Sprink: Blair's not in all-stars! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
MrD: Blow it out your rectum, Sprink. Oh wait, you don't have one! Hahaha!
SG: Anything for me, Sprink?
Sprink: *falcon-pawnches SG in the groin*
SG: ...I didn't even feel anything. :P
Nalyd: NO PHYSICAL VIOLENCE <_>
Brandon: Shut up Nalyd.
Sprink: DID YOU GUYS READ THE NEW ATHLETICS?!?!?!
Toad: Does just skipping to the elimination chart count?
SG: I second that.
Sprink: ZOMG YUR SUCH GROINS!!! >_<
SG: He called us groins? :P
Zinc: Is that even an insult?
SG: That sounds like a bit of a compliment. If we have big groins then when we get la... *CN edit*
Old Man Gideon: Salutations, folks.
Layla: ZOMG, stop talking all weirdly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
Old Man Gideon: Raising your voice is not the best way to solve problems.
Brandon: He's right. Bothering the elderly is. *sprinkles flower over OMG*
Gideon: Well, I find flowers quite pleasant.
Sprink: Oh, really?
Gideon: Ya, rly.
Brandon: <.< *dumps books onto OMG*
Gideon: I love to read, so this is quite a blessing. *takes out J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit"*
Brandon: *dumps hot lava onto OMG*
Gideon: I find lava very cool and refreshing.
Layla: Yeah, you show him, Brandon!
SG: This is so stupid.
Gideon: You are all hob-knockers!