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by Toad and CK

I was in New York. My grandparents had taken me on a trip there, but they were out getting massages by some ambiguously gay dude. So, I decided to go around the city and see what I could find. While standing on the corner of 912913378th Street and 9247742nd Street and wait for a taxi, I saw a naked woman streak by, but I thought it was just my mind playing tricks on me.

The taxi pulled up. It was blaring heavy metal music, and the driver was an overweight Hispanic man with a goatee and many chins. "Get in," he said. I got in, and the taxi smelled like some lethal combination of BO and turds. I swear, it was like death. The drive was twenty minutes, and I was surprised that I didn't run out of air. To make things worse, the guy was trying to make conversation with me the whole time. Talking about his ex-love, Candice, and I had no idea who she was. Finally, I got to my destination and sprinted out. I didn't even pay him.

I looked up at the gigantic mansion. It was 8:43 PM, and I was right where I wanted to be. Just some big house in the middle of the city. I figured that there would be hot girls there, so I stepped inside, but instead I saw a obese young kid licking a lollipop. I walked up to him, and he said, while licking his lollipop sexually, "Just practicing." I asked the kid what he meant, and he explained that the 69th Annual NYC-Style Gangbang was tomorrow night. Ooh, a gangbang? I thought things couldn't get any better, especially after me and Erinn's BDSM Orgasmic Night. I was fuckin' excited.

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